"Shut up, we're all coming." Snapped the voice on the other line.
Finn leans back a little more in his lazy boy. "Whatever, Puck. But it's not that big of a deal. I moved to Florida. So, what? I don't need you and all you other crazy people coming here to visit me."
"Dude, it's more then just us visiting you. It's like a Glee Club reunion. We're just using you for an excuse to meet up."
"Oh, well thanks for making feel special. You know what, put Rachel back on the phone. She's nicer to talk to."
"Man up, Bro."
"Noah!" He can hear Rachel snap in the background.
"Baby, come one. He's being a baby. No. No-Jack stop it. That's daddy's guitar." Finn laughs and then hears a crash. "Daniel!" There is a bit of static on the phone.
"I got them, Noah." He hears Rachel and then the two twin boy's laughter.
Puck comes back. "I swear these kids drive me crazy sometimes."
"Five years later and I still can't believe Rachel let you name your sons after alcohol."
"We're rock and roll like that." Finn laughs again. "Whatever. Just make sure your place is nice and kid proof. Cedes said she has to bring her niece. And Tina just popped out her kid two months ago."
"Ok, let me write this down." Finn gets up and looks for a pen and paper. He writes down all the little things have been telling him. Kid proofing, getting food without peanuts or traces of peanuts in it for Jack, getting vegan options for Rachel. Brittany asked if he could get her some banana pudding for the party. "Anything else?"
"Not that I can think of." Finn puts the list on his fridge and then sinks back into his chair. "Dude, this is going to be awesome. All of us together again. Having a nice little BBQ at the beach."
"Well, not all of us." Finn reminds Puck.
"Yea, well. It's not like we were the ones who packed up and left Lima without telling anyone seven years ago."
"I still can't believe she didn't keep in touch with any of us. Not even Brittany. It's just weird, you know?"
"Stop obsessing. It's weird."
"I'm not obsessing."
"Bro, ever since we graduated you acted all butt hurt over the fact that Santana left. Which I just don't get. It's not like you two ever said anything nice to each other. So, I know something happened and you won't tell me. So either spill or stop talking about her."
"We hooked up." He said simply. He went seven years without telling anyone about that night.
"Whoa, what? Details."
"Fine. But don't put me on speaker or tell Rachel."
"Fine, jack ass."
"She found me drunk at that party we all went to and she drove me home."
"Yea, I know that."
"Yea, so she helped me to my room and I told her I wanted to have sex with her and she said no at first. But I kind of begged and she caved and said it's only because I won't remember. It was pretty awesome. But when I woke up the next day she was gone."
"Ok, a few comments. I hate you for keeping this from me, sex with Santana was always awesome."
"Noah!"
"Dude!"
Puck laughs. "Like I'd keep that from Rachel anyways. I'll tell you later, baby."
"I hate you."
"Whatever. I'll see you next week."
"When I see you I'm punching you in the dick."
"I'll wear a cup. Bye."
Finn laughs and shakes his head. "See ya." He hung up and tossed the phone onto the table.
Santana was wrong that night. He did remember. It's something he wishes he could forget because it's alway ate him up inside at how it happened. But she was also right. Because he was sure he'd never see her again. It's already been seven years.
Finn spends the next week cleaning up his house. A week goes by and he picks Rachel, Puck and their two childern, Jack and Daniel up from the airport. He takes them back to his house.
The next day comes and everyone is at Fort De Soto beach, hanging out, laughing and grilling up some food.
"Uncle Finn!" Screams a little boy who guns up and shoots him with a water gun. He laughs and runs away.
"Alright, Danny, this means war now." Finn calls and grabs a water gun off the table. "Got my back, Puck?"
"Hell yea!" Puck grabs a gun.
"You boys are such childern." Teases Kurt.
Puck squirts Kurt and before he can freak out on them they run off and chase after the childern who are all screaming and trying to shoot at them. Nikki, Mercedes niece shoots Puck in the face and he stops and shouts. The kids laugh and run away.
"Dude, man up."
"It's salt water!" He rubs his eyes. "Those evil kids are fighting dirty."
"We need to get the goggles then." They turn back to get them but they can see from the distants that Kurt is still mad about his outfit getting wet.
"We can just man up and take the salt water."
"Good plan."
They go back to playing with the kids until everyone runs out of water. It was pretty fun. They kids take all the guns, including theirs to refill. They promise to give the guns back. They foolishly believe them. Finn and Puck sit on a bench near the park and just wait, talking about nothing. A little boy comes running up, he's really short with skin that's a bit lighter then Puck's, his hair is dark brown and so are his eyes.
"Hide me!" He calls out to them, crawling under the bench, trying to hide behind their legs.
They do as he ask, closing their legs, blocking anyone's view from the kid. A few seconds later a young girl walks by, looking around. She stops and looks at Puck and Finn.
"Have you seen a little boy. Yay tall, brown hair, brown eyes." She indicates the height of the kid they are hiding.
Finn feels a pinch on the back of his leg and Puck must have too because he looks pissed. "Nope." Finn lies. "He your son?"
She sighes and puts her hands on her hips. "No, I'm not the Devil. But his mom is going to kill me if she finds him without me."
Finn feels bad and wants to give the kid away but he feels another pinch. "We'll keep an eye out."
"Thanks." She walks off.
A few minutes later the boy emerges. "Thanks, man." He says and is about to run off. Puck grabs him by his shirt to stop him though.
"Never pull a man's leg hair like that again."
The kid turns to Puck and scoffs. Finn laughs. "Man up." The kid says, causing Finn to laugh even more.
"Oh, God. He really is the spawn of Satan."
"What's your name, buddy?" Finn asks, ignoring Puck.
"Nick." He answers. "But if I'm in trouble, Nicholas."
This kid is adorable and keeps making Finn laugh. "Well, I'm Finn and his is Puck." Puck waves.
"You have funny names." He points out to them.
"How old are you, Nick?" Asks Puck.
"Six." He holds up six fingers. "My birthday is in March and then I'll be seven. How old are you?"
"Well, I'm twenty-five. And Finn is..." Puck looks at him, not knowing.
"Dude..we're the same age."
"We are?"
"My birthday is a month after yours."
"Are you two boyfriend and boyfriend?" Nick asks.
Puck's eyes go wide. "What? No! Why would you asks that?"
"Because my uncles are boyfriend and boyfriend and Uncle Paul always forgets Uncle Steve's birthday."
Puck goes to say something else but is cut off by a woman.
"Nicholas!" She snaps from a little bit behind them.
"Uh-oh. Mommy found me." He whispers.
His mother comes into view and Finn and Puck can't believe it. "What have I told you about running off like that?" She glances at them. "Sorry if he was bothering you." She looks back to her son. "Come on. Anita is going to cut the cake now."
"Bye." He waves and runs off with his mom.
"Was that-"Puck begins.
"Santana." Finn breathes. "She didn't even realize it was us."
"Dude!" Puck shouts and jumps up. "You and San had sex seven years ago?" Finn nods as if Puck's stupid for asking. "The night of graduation." Finn nods again. "Which was in June. Then she has a kid in March. Who is six. So that means he was born in 2013. Which is March 2013. We graduated in June 2012. March is nine months after June. Nine months after you had sex with Santana."
Finn's eyes go wide. "Holy Shit!" He jumps off the bench.
