Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or Dirty Desire by Utada Hikaru
Dirty Desire
Chapter Three: You're not my boyfriend
Lovino looks at Antonio bitterly, wondering if this town allows you to kill someone for intruding. They have those in America after all. He's pretty sure at least. "Go away! I don't want to talk to you, you lying bastard!"
Antonio looks at him confused. "What are you talking about? I didn't lie about anything!" He yells angrily and moves closer to Lovino.
"Yes you did! You failed to mention that girl Bella!"
"What does Bella have to do with any of this?" Antonio asks and Lovino fumes.
"Bella has to do with all of this! You're fucking dating her you bastard!" Lovino yells and Antonio looks up at him shocked.
"Dating Bella…? I'm not dating Bella you idiot!" Antonio yells, shocking Lovino. "I own the café with her, we are childhood friends! I like GUYS, Lovi. I like YOU. I could never two-time someone, or lead someone else on! What kind of a man do you think I am?"
"But the man in the café said-!"
"That man is a worse gossip than an old woman! Ugghh! Lovi, I promise I'm not with Bella! She has a boyfriend from Switzerland! He's going to propose to her on her birthday! I would never, ever…" He groans a little and closes the distance between him and Lovino. "Lovi, I really like you. Really, really like you. Do you think I bring just anyone to my place? Do you think I have sex with just anyone? You're the only one that has been up there. Bella isn't even allowed in my place." Antonio reaches out and pulls Lovino into his arms.
"L-let go…I'm still mad at you!" Lovino whines and Antonio ignores him, hugging him closer. "I-! I-! You jerk!"
"Why am I a jerk, Lovi?" Antonio asks and Lovino pauses.
"Why are you a jerk…? WHY? YOU PUT ME THROUGH HELL! DAMNIT ANTONIO! ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOU! FOR THE PAST WEEK YOU HAVE BEEN DRIVING ME INSANE! AT NIGHT I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL I THINK ABOUT! IT'S ONLY BEEN A FUCKING WEEK! A! FUCKING! WEEK! YOU MADE ME CATCH FEELINGS AND IT PISSES ME OFF!" Lovino yells and Antonio stares at him surprised for a moment before grinning.
"Oh, so you 'caught feelings'? I was unaware it was a sickness." Antonio says and Lovino scowls.
"It might as well be. It's the most horrible and unpleasant thing I have ever experienced." Lovino mumbles and Antonio smiles, stroking his hair.
"I see…allow me to make the experience more pleasant from here on out." Antonio says, kissing him on the forehead. "Would you be alright with that? Or are you afraid of catching more feelings?" He teases and Lovino glares.
"Wh-whatever…bastard…" Lovino mumbles. "Like I'd catch more feelings for an idiot like you…"
Antonio chuckles. "Lovi, from the sound of it, you've already caught all the feelings you could catch." He says, pressing his forehead to Lovino's. "I think you've already fallen in love with me."
"AS IF!" Lovino yells, punching his arm. "I'm not in love with you!"
Antonio laughs a little. "You sounded like a girl just now."
"I'm not a girl, jackass!" Lovino fumes, trying to get out of his arms. "Get away! Go! I hate you!"
"I love you, too." The Spaniard says, hugging him closer. "You're just so cute~!"
"D-don't say you love me you freak! We aren't even dating!" Lovino yells and Antonio shrugs.
"We will obviously have to fix that." Antonio says, petting Lovino's hair. "Lovino, will you be my boyfriend?" He asks sweetly and Lovino looks away embarrassed.
"F-fine…since you're single."
"Perfect." Antonio says, scooping Lovino up in his arms before sitting down on the Italian's couch.
"D-did I say you could sit down in my house you pervert?"
"I'm your boyfriend, of course I can!"
"D-DON'T JUST MAKE ASSUMPTIONS YOU ASS!" Lovino yells and Antonio winks at him.
"Is that your way of saying you want my ass?" He teases and Lovino flips him off.
"I do not, I should have known you were a huge pervert from the company you keep!" Lovino yells and Antonio smirks.
"Yes, you should have." Antonio says, leaning towards Lovino. "We weren't called the Bad Touch Trio for nothing." He mumbles in a low tone, crawling closer. "Don't worry though, all I gave were hugs, mi querido."
"I-I didn't say I fucking cared what you did with other people!" Lovino yells, backing away a little. Of course he's lying, he's insanely jealous of anyone who got the chance to touch Antonio before him, but Antonio doesn't need to know. "A-and don't lie, you're a pervert, you obviously did more than hug!"
Antonio looks at him amused. "Lovi, you're so cute." He says, kissing Lovino on the forehead. "I already said you're the only person who has come to my room, did you not get the hint?" Antonio asks before placing a light kiss on Lovino's neck.
"G-get the hint…of what…?" Lovino asks and Antonio laughs, looking at him.
"You're so dense, Lovi." He teases before whispering in his ear. "I've only been with you."
"Liar!" Lovino yells. "There's no way-!"
"Fusososo! Silly Lovi! Why is there no way?"
"You're way to hot and if you were part of something called the Bad Touch Trio, then you obviously have!"
Antonio sighs. "Why would I lie about that? Really, Lovi, I'm a picky person."
"You've never talked to me before yesterday. How picky is that?" Lovino asks annoyed and Antonio shrugs.
"I didn't talk to you, but I knew all about you! Facebook and your friends and family are great!" Antonio says before blushing. "I-I mean…!"
"…You're…stalking me…?" Lovino asks, twitching a little. "You…are unbelievably creepy." He says and Antonio pouts.
"Am not. Be nice." The Spaniard whines before leaning forward again and licking Lovino's neck. "I'm gonna be nice to you, you know…it's only fair." He mumbles, nibbling on his neck.
"D-don't do that!" Lovino gasps, instinctively leaning into the touch. "Nn…don't…Antonio…"
Antonio smirks, ignoring the boy's words and continues covering his neck with hickeys as his other hand travels down to Lovino's pants to rub his now growing erection. "You really don't want me to, querido?" He asks, licking Lovino's ear. "You aren't enjoying this?"
"N-no…" Lovino whimpers, bucking his hips up.
"I see that." Antonio teases, unbuttoning Lovino's pants and beginning to slide them down.
"S-stop! We can't have sex on my couch! M-my brothers sit here!" Lovino gasps and Antonio laughs.
"Alright, alright, to the bed we go~!" Antonio coos, wrapping Lovino's legs around his waist and picking him up. "Tell me where to go." He says before kissing Lovino's nose.
"G-go upstairs and take a left…it's the door with a t-tomato…wallpaper on the door…" Lovino mumbles, embarrassed at the fact.
"Aww~! So cute~~!" Antonio exclaims when he sees the poster. "You're too adorable Lovi."
"I-! I am not!" Lovino hisses, being ignored as Antonio fumbles to open his door before kicking it closed when inside. "D-don't hurt my door, damnit!" He orders and Antonio laughs a little, sitting on the bed with Lovino still in his lap.
"I'll be gentle with your door from now on, mi querido." Antonio says, running his hands up and down Lovino's thighs. "Can I take your pants off now? Or do your brother's sit here, too?" He teases and Lovino pouts.
"You're not funny, j-just do it." Lovino whines and Antonio laughs, kissing him quickly before sliding his pants and boxers off.
"You're so cute, Lovi." Antonio whispers in his ear and grabs Lovino's hips, grinding them against one another. "Mmm…Lovi…move with me…"
Lovino blushes and buries his face into Antonio's neck, moving his hips with the Spaniard's. "A-Antonio…" He mumbles rubbing Antonio's chest under his shirt.
Antonio smiles at him and quickly rids them both of the rest of their clothing before pulling Lovino back into his lap. "I've been missing this all week. I'm glad Gilbert gave me your address."
Lovino looks at him annoyed. "Like you didn't already know it, stalker."
"Fusososo~! Come on Lovi, I'm not that bad~!" Antonio coos, nuzzling Lovino's neck. "It feels so much nicer with a naked Lovi in my lap." He mumbles against Lovino's neck.
"Y-YOU PERVERT!" Lovino hisses, hitting him on the head. "C-can't you shut up?"
"Lo siento, Lovi…I talk when I'm nervous." Antonio says, lying Lovino off his lap a little.
"W-we've done it before, idiot!" Lovino stutters and Antonio kisses him as he lowers his hand, preparing the Italian. "N-nn!" He whimpers against Antonio's lips, digging his nails into the man's shoulders.
Antonio pulls away from their kiss and removes his fingers. "Ready, mi querido?" He asks, kissing Lovino on the forehead as he slowly lowers him onto his length. "Mmmm, so good Lovi~!"
Lovino shivers as Antonio enters him and continues kissing his forehead. "Nnn…Antonio…my curl…" He whimpers and Antonio looks at him confused.
"Huh? Did I pull it?" He asks confused and Lovino shakes his head no.
"I-it felt good…when you kissed it." Lovino mumbles shyly and Antonio looks at him amused.
"Did he now?" He asks, leaning forward and liking the curl experimentally, making Lovino moan. "Interesting…I wonder…" Antonio licks the curl before sucking on it, receiving more fun noises.
"Ch-chigi…!" Lovino gasps when Antonio bites down on it. "More…! Antonio…!" He whimpers, grinding his hips against Antonio's.
"A-ahh…Lovi…t-tight…so tight…" Antonio moans, thrusting up harder. "Mmm…Lovi…" His grip tightens on Lovino's hips before slamming him onto the bed and quickening his pace. Being egged on by the noises Lovino is making, Antonio starts showing attention to Lovi's curl again, driving the boy crazy. Lovino soon begins trembling and clings to Antonio, coming with a loud moan. Antonio quickly follows and soon they are lying on the bed catching their breath.
"…Antonio…" Lovino mumbles, getting the Spaniard's attention. "…How the hell did you know where I lived?"
"Gilbert gave me directions!" Antonio answers, grinning. "And a key in case your door was locked!"
"WH-WHAT THE FUCK? GIVE ME THE KEY YOU CREEPING FUCKING PERVERT!"
"But Loovviiii!"
"GIVE ME THE KEY OR I'M CALLING THE COPS!"
A/N: Annnd this random smut story is done. XD Off to other things now~
