Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ. If I did, I would be the happiest teenage girl alive!

I know that I'm probably rushing and skipping out on stories by adding new ones, but they just appear in my head and I just HAVE to type them up before I forget about them!

"GOKU!" Bulma raged as she got all up in the man's face.

He took one step back every time she took a step forward. He now regretted ever teaching her how to fight. He never expected her to turn on him! He waved his arms out in front of him while chuckling nervously.

"B! C-come on and take it easy! I-I just forgot to mention it to you." he stuttered.

"AND US!" his mate and 18 growled, now ganging up on him.

Vegeta was watching with wide and pitiful eyes. Seeing his best friend being scared of just three weak Earth women was just plain sad. This just HAD to do a blow to the lower class saiyan's pride.

"Kakarot! How pathetic you are! Just letting three obese women boss you around, you're a saiyan man! Show some pride!" he growled.

He noticed as Goku visibly paled and how the three Earthlings stopped their advancement towards him. They slowly turned their heads towards the prince and glared daggers, each glare harder than the other.

"Obese?" the three girls growled.

"Sure looks like it." the prince smirked.

They turned their bodies completely towards him and slowly started powering up every step they take near him. Goku jumped in front of the three enraged females and looked towards his prince.

"I'd watch what I say Vegeta, you're talking to Earth's feistiest people. The whole universe possibly!" he said through chattered teeth. "Bulma being the worst!" he exclaimed. He then put a hand on his mouth and looked at the blue haired warrior.

He saw her brow twitch as her face became shadowed. She had a sorta bad vibe coming off her that even her friends backed away from her. Her arms were crossed and were drumming against her arm.

"I have the worst what Goku?" she asked with false sweetness.

"Shit." he cursed under his breath. He knew that voice. She used it whenever a full blown tongue lashing was about to happen. He started backing away until he was hiding behind his saiyan prince.

The prince raised an eyebrow as Bulma walked, no, STOMPED her way over to them and smiled sweetly. "Goku." she cooed.

He peered over his friend's shoulder, but soon cowered back behind him as her ranting began.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I'M THE WORST OF ALL? NO ONES FUCKING PERFECT IN THIS SHITTY UNIVERSE YOU STUPID ASS!" she yelled.

The prince was taken back at her remark and glanced at the petrified Goku. He was already pale and was crotched down so that he was shielding himself completely from her. But why?

All of a sudden, Bulma pushed him out of the way and kicked Goku where the sun don't shine, hard. Both highnesses, as well as the men that are still on the opposite side of the building, 'oohed' and winced when they heard him yelp. Bulma however, had her eyes narrowed. She tapped again at his groin area. It was hard. She sneered at him.

"You wore a cup this time didn't you?"

He looked up and shrugged. She then began chuckling.

"You know me all too well Son-kun." she said, her mood completely changed.

18 and ChiChi let out sighs of relief as they went back to their positions at her side, ChiChi on her left, 18 on her right. Goku rubbed the back of his head and laughed nervously. Bulma punched him in the arm playfully and rested her arms around her friend's shoulders.

"So..." she started as she looked towards her highnesses. "Are we gonna go or what?" she felt a sharp pain in her stomach as she looked to see Goku giving her a warning glare.

"Don't cross them Blue. We're on their planet, not Earth. They have the authority, not you." he advised.

Bulma shrugged nonchalantly and looked back at the father and son. She motioned them to lead the way with a flick of her right wrist.

They glared ice at her as they floated off the ground. They turned towards the hole in the ceiling and blasted off. Bulma let go of her friends and blasted off as well. She stopped halfway as she waited for her friends to follow. 18 flew up to her side while ChiChi rested in Goku's arms. He looked down at her and smiled warmly.

"AAAAAAWWWWWW!" the two girls exclaimed. They both giggled when Goku shot them an embarrassed look.

"Nothing to worry about Son-kun. You're sweet and you shouldn't be embarrassed by that." Bulma said.

Goku grinned at the blue haired woman and ruffled her hair. She gasped and took his hand out of her, now, bird nest hair. She smoothed her hair out with her fingers and shot the grinning saiyan a glare. He said 'oops' and laughed. She and 18 rolled their eyes and flew off to catch up with the King and Prince.

They were only a few feet behind them before they stopped. 18 stopped in the nick of time, but Bulma hadn't expected their arupt halt and crashed into the Prince.

"Ooff!" she exclaimed. "Who put that wall there?" she mumbled as she rubbed her head.

"Baka woman." Vegeta mumbled as he turned to look at the woman.

She was leaning against his back for support and fell into his arms. A small tint of rose went onto his face, but it quickly disappeared.

"Watch where the fuck you're going!" he barked at her.

The blue haired beauty rose from his arms and glared. "How the hell was I suppose to know when you'll stop? It was your fucking fault." she argued.

"My fault? Blame Kami that he made you a ditzy moron!"

"And blame yourself that you're just plain fugly!"

"Just say fucking ugly! Bitches and asses say fugly."

"Asshole!"

"Bitch."

"Prick."

"Whore."

"I guess you're into whores."

"Who said I was?"

"You going to the auction for concubines."

"How would you know? Wait, I forgot, you WERE a concubine!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO!" The King boomed.

Bulma and Vegeta stopped and looked at the King. The Prince growled but complied to ihs father's wish. Bulma, being the stubborn spitfire, declined his order by sneering at the man. She crossed her arms and rolled her eyes.

"Like I take-" she was cut off by 18 who was covering her mouth with her hand.

"Yes your highness." she said.

King Vegeta grunted and turned back around. 18 glared at Bulma and took her back a few feet. She moved both of them until they were out of hearing range.

"B! Didn't you take what Goku said seriously? This isn't Earth, so you can't boss anyone around! No messing with royalty, promise?" 18 said.

"Hell-"

"Promise?" 18 pressed.

"N-"

"PROMISE?" she snapped.

Bulma sighed and ran a hand through her hair. "Promise." she muttered as 18 dragged her back to their highnesses.

18 stopped a few feet behind the King and Prince and looked back at Bulma. She had her arms crossed with an impatient look on her face. 18 slapped her forehead and trailed it down her face. What part of 'no messing with royalty' does she not get? she thought. She knew that Bulma doesn't take shit from no one, but if she just listens to her friends, she'll actually have a head resting on her shoulders.

"What the fuck are you guys looking at?" Bulma asked as she looked in their line of sight.

The Prince turned and growled at the rude human. She growled back and stuck her middle finger up. 18 panicked when she felt Vegeta's ki slowly rise. She looked back to see Goku flying over to them as quickly as possible.

"You gonna answer my question?" Bulma said, annoyed.

"How dare you flip off the Prince-"

"Of all Saiyans. Blah, blah, blah. I've heard the speech before." Bulma said as she rolled her eyes.

The Prince was highly pissed off. How dare this weak, pathetic Earthling think she has authority over him! He was a Prince! So what she's a princess on her planet. This is Vegetasei, home of all Saiyans. Ths most ruthless, cold blooded, bloodlusting warriors in the universe. None can defeat such an elite race!

"Bulma, you promised not to piss of royalty!" 18 scolded.

Bulma rolled her eyes. Now way in hell is she gonna listen. So what she isn't on Earth, she doesn't give a damn. She doesn't really think that 18 actually thought she kept her promise about respecting these douches. She was a princess for Kami's sake! The reason why she trained under Goku, was so she could escape royalty. She left before she could be taught actual manners. She refuses to bow down and praise anyone, she still has her free will!

"Hell 18." she muttered.

Goku made it over to the two just in time and wrapped a big hand over the blue haired woman's mouth. She kept muffling something and thrashing in his hold. He had to fight the urge to let her go when he felt her begin to bite him. He laughed nervously at the mad prince and rubbed the back of his head. He had no idea on hiw to explain this. Bulma finally bit hard enough that Goku and to let her go. She took a few breaths in before glaring at ihm. She hit him in the back of his head and bared her teeth.

"What the hell?"

"Bulma, you really need to know when to keep your mouth shut." Goku said.

"You've known me for four years, I wasn't taught that! Maybe you should've taught me manners when I agreed to train with you!"

"I thought you learned that before you ran!"

"Judging by the way I was acting for the past few years, I thought you could've been smart enough to figure that out for yourself!"

"I thought you were in one of your monthly things!"

"JUST PUT A MUZZLE ON THAT HARPY!" Prince Vegeta boomed.

Bulma glared at the prince, but kept quiet. 18 sighed in relief that her witty friend has nothing to say. Goku, still holding the slumbering ChiChi, kept close to his long time friend to make sure she didn't act up again. Bulma rolled her eyes at her friends. She was in a cranky mood. Of course she'll go run her tongue! Wait till the Prince gets a load of her tomorrow.

Ever since her horrible break up with Yamcha, she's been feeling like shit. Sure their relationship was an on and off again thing, but it still hurts. She hasn't been with a man in any relationship yet, and always blew off ones who come at her. And to believe that it was only less than a week ago before her bastard of a friend shipped his mate and her to this barren waste land full of perverts. Goku. Is. Gonna. Die.

Soooooooo sorry for ending it short! I'm managing a handful of ideas in my head that are so easy to forget! Please review!