I do not own Hetalia. This is in Allie's Point Of View.

I Ignore Them

By waterrain


I was in the Drama Club room when a new male foreign exchange student walked up to me and I ignored him until he said 'Women are evil. They are the only creatures that bleed once a month for a couple of days and never die from it.'

That son of a bitch called me 'Evil' meaning that bastard is calling the heroically awesome me a lousy no good Villain. I will not tolerate being called evil! I was about to punch him in the face for basically calling me a Villain, but then Ivan appeared from out of freakin nowhere. He grabbed the dude by the neck, held him up, and started to speak in Russian. Ivan had cock-blocked me from beating that man up! I wanted to punch that dude and make him take back his words about all chicks being evil.

So I decided to say 'You cock-blocked me, Bitch. I was about to break his face and make him get uglier.' Ivan didn't get upset, he still had the dude by the throat, and held him up by me like a kitten offering its Master a 'Present' meaning a dead mouse. Ivan's head was tilted to the side, he was smiling at me, and I stared at him in disbelief.

"His face is turning blue like a blue berry. He looks a like a smurf. Seriously, You crazy violet eyed creep this might turn into a murder scene if you don't drop him. You are choking that dude to death."

"We could bury his body together, yes. It would be romantic, Allie."

Ivan is messed up in the head. I think I prefer him speaking in Russian so I would have no idea what the heck he is saying. I gave him two thumbs down and Ivan sighed softly before dropping the jackass. It was pretty close to being a murder scene. Seriously, That foreign exchange student was barely breathing and his neck was really bruised.

Ivan's first English sentence to me was 'We could bury his body together, yes' and his second sentence was 'It would be romantic, Allie'. How the hell is burying a body romantic?


I noticed the dude that called basically called me a Villain has not shown his face. He has not come back to school for about a month and I think he more than likely decided this school is not the school for him. He was a rude asshole for calling me evil just because I'm a chick, but I think the whole Ivan nearly choking the life out of him was pretty damn harsh. It called for an ass kicking not almost choking the life out of him.

Ivan constantly talks in Russian to me, but since the whole 'Bury the body together' and 'It would be romantic'. I don't mind it all that much Ivan talking in Russian because I really don't want to know what he is saying.

"Ivan, I'm pretty damn grateful that you only speak in Russian around me. Seriously, The first two sentences in English you said to me that day you made a dude look like a smurf. I no longer want to punch you for not talking in English and I think you should always speak in Russian."

Of course that violet eyed Russian decided to talk in English to me.

"Allie, From now on I will talk in English." Ivan commented in oh so innocent voice, he was smiling at me, and I smacked myself on the forehead. "Allie, You shouldn't smack yourself. It is not healthy to hurt yourself."

"I do not want to hear that from you. Plus don't try to order me around. Why can't you go back to speaking in Russian?" I want some answers, but of course Ivan doesn't provide any and he just giggles at me. I'm a chick and I don't giggle. Ivan is a dude, but yet he is almost always giggling around me.

I pinched his cheeks, but for some reason he blushes and stares at me. What is his problem? My lousy stomach felt weird. I stopped pinching Ivan's flushed cheeks and started to back away, but then he suddenly hugged me and I firmly pushed him away.

"I hurt your cheeks. So why did you hug me? Do you enjoy pain or something?" I asked firmly, but Ivan just smiled at me and replied to me in Russian. Not cool answering my questions in Russian. I'm determined to learn Russian because I hate not getting any answers to my questions.

"The Cinderella play is in a week." Ivan told me in English.

"I'm glad that I'm one of the step-sisters because I do not have to kiss anyone." I stated flatly and Ivan just smiled at me as if he was plotting something, but I decided to walk away and try not to think about if Ivan is plotting or not.


Please Review and Thank You. Here are some questions for you all if you want to answer them ^_^

What do you think of Allie?

What do you think of Ivan's first English sentence "We could bury his body together, yes" to Allie?

What do you think Ivan did to the foreign exchange student?

Why do you think the foreign exchange student has not returned?

Do you think Ivan has a crush on Allie?

What would you do if someone said to you 'Women are evil. They are the only creatures that bleed once a month for a couple of days and never die from it'?