I do not own Hetalia. This is in Allie's Point Of View. Thank you for Reviewing ^_^ it means a lot to me.
I Ignore Them
By waterrain
Today is Halloween and I'm pretty excited. I have the perfect costume, no one else will have anything like it, and I'm laughing like a manic. People will think these heroic guns are fake since today is Halloween and stuff.
"Allie, No guns." Matthew said to me and his arms are crossed.
"Come on these sweethearts are not loaded." I commented cheerfully to my twin. "Would I lie to you?"
"Yes, Yes you would lie to me." My twin informed me and I grinned at him.
"Anyway, Mattie. Don't worry tonight is Halloween." I stated calmly.
"Are you going to a party, Allie?"
"I'll be fashionably late."
"So you are going trick or treating."
"Oh fuck yeah, Mattie. Free candy is heroically awesome." I said causally and grinned widely at my sighing twin. "My plan of action get free candy, drop it off at home, and then go to the party. Claim to be fashionably late and it is all cool, Mattie."
I'm wearing a knee-length brown leather skirt, my guns on safety are in the holsters, a pair of white cat ears that I got from Kiku on my head, a superman shirt, my epic brown cowboy boots, my heroic brown coat with the number 50 on the back, and I'm currently wearing make-up that makes me look as if I'm the undead.
I'm the Undead Heroic Cat Cowgirl! I doubt anyone can be as creative as me and I started laughing loudly. No one has thought about combining hero's, the undead, cats, and western all together! My twin is groaning and more than likely has a growing headache due to my loudness, but I ignored him because I shall not listen to his complaints. Of course I really do not listen to any complaints.
So I went door to door saying "Trick Or Treat", received plenty of candy, and I'm mentally saying 'Hell yeah, baby'. I love candy and I'm going to go shopping for it tomorrow for there is always some kind of sale occurring for Halloween candy!
I'm finally done, I look down at my cell phone, and I'll claim to be fashionable late. I walked home with a bag full of candy and a large smile on my lips. Nothing beats free candy.
Ivan, Natalia, and Katyuasha are at the party. Damn it, I should have just stayed home and ate my candy.
"Hello, Allie. Do you know what I'm suppose to be?" Ivan asked me innocently and I rolled my eyes for it is pretty obvious what he is dressed as….
"I forgot to bring some holy water and salt." I replied causally. "Judging from your costume…You are an evil demon from the deepest pits of hell here to annoy the living hell out of the heroic me. I did not summon you, Violet eyes."
"Allie, Do you know what I'm dressed as?" Katyuasha asked cheerfully and I looked at her.
"You are dressed as a Zombie with a pitch fork." I stated calmly. Of course she decided to hug me after dropping her pitch fork, I was nearly crushed, and Ivan looks amused that violet eyed bitch. I brushed myself off and suddenly grabbed by Natalia by the hips.
"Big brother now is your chance." Natalia commented causally and I rolled my eyes. It is getting pretty old not to mention annoying.
"For crying out loud tonight is Halloween, Natalia…You blonde haired Vampire chick." I said in an irritated voice, firmly grabbed her wrists, and moved away from Natalia's grasp. "Seriously, Take a chill pill or eat some free awesome candy."
"What do you mean by free candy?" Ivan asked curiously, his violet eyes wide, and I noticed Katyuasha along with even Natalia were curious.
"Have you ever went trick or treating?" I asked them and they looked confused.
"What do you mean by trick or treating?" Katyuasha asked me. I thought for a moment and mentally grinned for I have an awesome idea.
"If Natalia and Ivan promise to stop grabbing me then I shall take you three trick or treating." I commented calmly and this idea might actually work.
"Okay." Ivan said cheerfully and Natalia nodded her head slowly in agreement.
"I want it in fucking writing. I will be back with paper and a pen." I stated bluntly before walking towards Arthur, he is stumbling around, and I'm not in the mood.
"Arthur, I need paper and pen."
"Allie?"
"Yes, I'm Allie."
"I'm sexually confused."
"What? I have no time to deal with this Arthur. I finally have the creepy siblings where I want them and they are going to sign something stating they will stop grabbing me."
"Huh?" Arthur asked in a confused voice and I'm tempted to shake him for he is sort of getting on my last remaining nerves.
"I need paper and pen." I said slowly to him.
"What? I have been feeling sexually confused."
"Why? Why are you doing this to me, Arthur?" I groaned while looking up at the ceiling. "Why is the world against me? Why?"
"I think you are adorable even though you are a girl and younger than me." Arthur said slowly and he is drunk. Damnit all. "I'm sexually confused, Allie. Why do I find you adorable?"
"Alright, Arthur. You find me attractive because I'm a fucking awesome as hell hero. Now, Give me paper and pen. Problem solved."
"Huh?" Arthur asked in a dazed and confused voice. That does it.
"Arthur, I will call your brothers up right now if you do not give me paper and pen right now." I stated firmly and I have no idea what time it is over in the United Kingdom. It is a low blow threating to call his older brothers, but well I have no time and the creeps could change their minds about the deal. I'll buy Arthur a tea cup or some kind of sewing kit thing tomorrow.
"No, Allie! Please don't call those fucking prats!" Arthur screamed shrilly and man his voice can get pretty high pitched.
"Paper and pen now." I said to him and he handed me a piece of paper along with a pen. "Thanks, Artie."
I started to walk away, but then Arthur kissed me on the cheek and Ivan came over looking pissed off talking in Russian. It was just a kiss on the cheek not on the lips for crying out loud. Natalia and Katyuasha are coming over while staring at Arthur with narrowed eyes. The Braginski siblings look ready to kill Arthur. What the hell is their problem? It was just a kiss on the cheek.
"Your lips were too close to her lips." Ivan said coldly to Arthur and his violet eyes look dark.
"Ivan, I'll give you a kiss on the cheek if you and your siblings don't hurt him." I decided to say that for yes I do have a gun, but there are too many people and I really do not want to go to prison. So not firing my gun at Ivan.
"You will kiss me the cheek?" Ivan asked happily as he turned to me. "Really Allie?"
"Yes, but before that I'm going to write up a contract and you along with your sisters will sign. Then I will give you a kiss on the cheek and then we shall go trick or treating." I replied flatly and noticed that Arthur has fainted. Oh well, I guess the alcohol and the Braginski's scariness got to him.
Please Review and Thank You. Here are a few questions for you peeps if you want to answer them ^_^
How do you think the Trick or Treating will go with Allie, Ivan, Natalia, and Katyuasha?
Will Natalia and Ivan keep to the deal of no longer grabbing Allie?
What do you think of Allie's Undead Heroic Cat Cowgirl Costume?
