Rules for the common room

1)No mudblood/ferret comments.

2)No feet on the table.

3)Clean up your own mess

4)No unexpected guests

5)No eating in the common room

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44)Keep noise low during study sessions

45) Knock before entering a room.

Malfoy tried to rip the parchment but it didn't budge. Stupid sticking charm. Who was know-it-all Granger to think he'd follow the rules anyway. He marched down the stairs to demand Granger remove the parchment from the door.

"Granger," Malfoy waited for her reply but heard nothing "Granger!" He called a little louder. Hermione whipped her head around as Malfoy stood beside her. She hadn't heard Malfoy walk in and pulled out a headphone "Are you deaf? What is that stupid thing?" She'd gotten at least two hours of reading in, she couldn't avoid Malfoy forever as much as she'd like to. Hermione put her book down on the table careful not to lose her place.

"An MP3 player" She swung her legs around and sat up as Malfoy raised an eyebrow at her vague response "It plays muggle music." She stuck the other headphone back in and turned up the volume but Malfoy spoke again. She sighed as she pulled out her headphones once more.

"Well I can't hear anything." Malfoy looked at her as if she'd gone mental.

"That's what these are for, dummy." Hermione swung the headphones around and put them back in her ears again.

"Well you look stupid!" Malfoy yelled. Hermione couldn't hear him but she could make out the words by reading his lips. She went to head up to her room but decided otherwise, rising from the couch and plopping down again sprawling across it with her legs over the armrest. That would annoy him far more, and she wouldn't even be stooping to his level. Well, not quite.

"Granger!" Malfoy yelled in vain, his face turning slightly red "Granger, don't ignore me!" Hermione pulled the MP3 player out of her pocket to turn up the volume and reached for her charms book that lay open over the coffee table walking silently up to her room book still in hand. Malfoy was fuming and headed up to his room, the list of rules, 50 in total, mocking him.

"New rule. if you insist on bringing girls back take them to your room…not the common room and for Merlins sake, use a silencing charm." Malfoy snorted.
"Wouldn't want you getting jealous, Mu...Granger." He corrected himself.
"No chance of that, I don't go for the ugly, arrogant types." She feigned a sarcastic smile.
"You're seriously going to insult my looks" Malfoy questioned "You and I both know that I am good looking." He paced the room back and forth
"I prefer someone that could grow facial hair if they ever desired to do so." Malfoy stopped and turned to look Hermione in the eye. "There's not a girl in Slytherin that doesn't want to get in my pants" He said overconfidently "It's obvious you would shag me given the chance."
"I can honestly say I don't find you attractive" Hermione said matter of factly "Don't worry I'm sure there's someone that does...now can we get back to these rules" She added holding back a grin.
"Well that's more than I can say for you Granger." He narrowed his eyes and persisted, refusing to believe this blasphemy. Draco noticed the devious look in Hermiones eyes but said nothing. With a sexy grin on her face Hermione walked towards Draco, backing him up against the wall. Her hands rested on either side of him, she leaned in.
"You mean you feel nothing when I do this?" Hermione leaned in so closely he could feel her breath on his neck. He gulped and shook his head trying in vain to avert his eyes. "Not even when I do this?" Hermione stood on her tiptoes and leaned in further to trace a line down his neck. "We've got visitors!" She released Draco from her hold practically bouncing to the door.
"Harry...Ron" She smiled as the two boys crawled through the portrait hole and pulled them both into a tight embrace as Draco tried to catch his breath.
"What's wrong with Draco?" Ron laughed looking over Hermione's shoulder. Draco was still standing flat against the wall in a state of shock.
"Wouldn't have a clue." Hermione replied innocently.
"I thought we agreed no unexpected visitors" Draco called out after them as they crawled through the portrait hole and down to the great hall for breakfast, laughing.