I know what you're thinking; I play Kelly Kelly in that K2 edge storyline. Just read! This is better!


"EXCUSE ME!" Vickie Guerrero, wearing a lace brown long sleeve fancy shirt that makes her boobs look old, and a terrible black skirt that makes me wanna vomit like I'm pregnant. Behind her is Dolph Ziggler, wearing his jacket trying to promote himself and his wet, bleach blond hair combed back. I try to keep my cool and get my bitch attitude on.

She calls me out and replayed the footage at the Royal Rumble where I beat her ass so much. I did my finisher, and she realized what the "V" stood for when they saw it slow motion. I'm laughing so hard at her face backstage.

My theme song "Double Vision" by 3OH!3 came on with people cheering, standing up, and screaming "We luv u Vanessa!". Vickie face makes me LOL but not trying to laugh. I come in with a mic happy as an apple cobbler. Then when they try to talk, my face became bitch what you talkin' about?

"First of all we all know who the hell you are! And if you're so sure Edge will lose that world title tonight you better bring a box of tissues because I'll be breaking LayCool's va-jay-jay if you know what I mean" I winked at the crowd and they screamed. Then Dolph walks in the conversation, "Look Vanessa, I don't care what you said Vickie did, you cost me my world title!" I look at him in a boss bitch way (I call it my sexy bitch look). He continued "So you got nothing else to say! You're the reason why I'm not the world champion right now. When you ran down and attack Vickie you allowed Edge to take advantage and he hit me with an illegal spear!"

BAM! I bitch slap that two-faced son of a bitchy whore real good. Vickie yells and I kicked her and put her into a DDT position. Time to break Vickie's vagina one more time! Suddenly LayCool show up and kicked me to get Vickie Guerrero off that DDT position. I fight back with a punch and made Layla knocked out. Michelle grabbed me and then… yes, Edge shows up and saves me.

I didn't like the way Edge saved me because he ran into the ring, and made Michelle scared she let go of me, I kick her in the shin and I left with Edge. That's not saving me! That is scaring someone to get the hell off me! -_-

After that I do a backstage segment with this dude. God, Vince is trying to make me commit suicide! He wants me and this stereotypical jerk together!

But before that backstage segment, He actually talked to me. I'm rolling my eyes right now.

"Hey nice job on that segment" he complimented. I turn around. "What the hell do you want?" I was at the location where they want the backstage segment, and then suddenly cameras come on me thinking they should start the backstage segment right now! -_-.

"Just because we're together in a match doesn't mean we aren't friends" I said a line. He noticed the camera, but he looked like he forgot his lines (how professional).

"Vanessa, I just had to ask. Why'd you help me in the Royal Rumble?" Oh, he does remember his lines. "Well, I heard Vickie treated all the divas like crap, so she needed to get what she deserved."

He smiled the smile that used to get me into a private orgasm. Now I'm over it. Then he said a line, though I thought it was a line, "Listen Vee, I saw what happened out there. I just want you to make sure that you will let me do everything right?"

Now I'm secretly pissed. "Did you just call me weak?" This wasn't in the script. "Well, it's LayCool you can't defeat two divas at once!" Now my anger furied. "You just called me weak! You think that I'm gonna lose this match, and make Dolph get the title! Listen dude, First you think I "go around" a lot, and now you're thinking that I'll lose because I'm just a freakin' diva you don't care about!" He became speechless. I can hear the crowd. "Vanessa…"

"Just forget it!" I walked away. That segment looked real good, and that was just improv! I had enough with this dude! He wants me to win, You already got me ready to slap somebody Adam!


"This mix-tag team match is set for one fall and it is for the World Heavyweight Championship!"

Dolph Ziggler's theme came on and out in the open is him and in their green, sparkly ring attire. Then I show up in an agitated mood after what Adam said to me. My ring attire is navy blue, it's a long sleeved shirt with an opening covered with sliver thin chains, under it is just a protective sports bra. My shorts are short and with lace stockings with a beautiful flower design that matches my plain black wrestling boots. My theme "Double Vision" sounds yet wonderful (thanks 3OH!3). Then, he showed up.

His song "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge came on replacing my wonderful song. Him wearing sunglasses, his black jacket up to his feet, and his pose. I used to be in love with all of that, until I realized he's a jerk.

Before the match started, Vickie ran her big ass mouth saying Edge is not allowed to use the spear. I yelled "shut up" at her while she's talking. I saw the crowd laughing. Once Edge came in, Dolph tagged in Layla. Time for the Boss to come in! :D.

Then Edge stared at me with a doubt look. I went in the ring not looking at him. I went on Layla the second she came inside that ring, I threw punches, kicks, and threw her into the barricade. It felt good putting my anger towards Layla. Then it'll prove I'm not weak.

Layla tagged in Michelle then I threw a big bitch slap. I don't give a crap if that's not PG. I wanted to make sure that the diva gets pain. Then Michelle took the upper hand when I missed a clothesline and she kicked me in the head. I ended up knocked out, but I'm near the rope. "1…2" I kicked out. Adam with his anticipated eyes calling me to tag, but I'm not tagging him. I'm not giving up.

Michelle got me in the faith breaker. And then BAM! I'm finished. "1…2…" I grabbed the rope. Adam had his veins pumping and now he's calming down. The crowd cheered but then…

"ANOTHER FAITH BREAKER!" Michael Cole screamed through commentary. Michelle McCool got me in through another faith breaker. "1…2.." I raised my hand and kicked out. I'm not giving up even if it means I get to suffer another faith breaker. But I'm not only gonna get him to keep his title. I'm proving him that I'm not the whore he slept with two weeks ago. She tagged in Layla, I became the bomb, I slap her face while she's trying to pick me up. I finally have enough energy to punch that bitch. I crawled into the corner, combed my hair back, and made history…

"SPEAR! VANESSA JUST MADE THE SPEAR!" Michael Cole jumping and everyone else screaming, cheering, etc. Adam looked proud, but it's not over yet. I know Layla's knocked out, so I picked her up, and put her into the DDT position, and broke her va-jay-jay! Hell yeah! The V-Breaker!

"1…2…3!" The bell rang and I won. "Here's your winner, Vanessa and still the World Heavyweight Champion, Edge!" We hugged, Vickie crying, Layla screaming in pain, and Dolph yelling curses through his breath. We held our hands up in the air and then we hugged. I got this weird feeling to forgive him. After the hug, as scripted, we kiss.

Sparks flew all of the sudden. The crowd cheering and screaming her head off, commentary surprised. The kiss was so… so passionate! I don't know why. We kissed for only five seconds and already I felt in love. What the fuck is wrong with me?

I let go and left the ring, walking backwards smiling. I looked at the camera and I said "that dude has insane lips!" I laughed. "No lie!"

He had the dumb look on his face. I was smiling at him. Then I realized I was only mad at him for only two weeks. Is there still time to make up? Started to think how cute he was, and how maybe I was a little too ridiculous. Should I hook back up?

Before the show ended, Vickie took the mic. This wasn't part of the script.

"Wait! Wait! I got a new match!" boos were everywhere. Only Michael Cole was praising her. "Edge, vs. Dolph Ziggler, For the World Heavyweight Championship!" she starts laughing deviously, "I'm the special guest referee! And if Edge wins, Vanessa…" She starts laughing again. "YOU'RE FIRED!". Now my face became the dumb look. I'm only here for what 2 days and they're already firing me? What the fuck is that?

I can't go back to the Spice Bar. I tried quitting and they band me there now after I quit. Vince never told me about this. Even Adam was looking at her.

"I know you just debut Vanessa, but it's time to say goodbye! Like you said, Edge will never lose that title!" she laughed. Then Smackdown ended.


I know, I know. You think this is get to fast because I just put myself in the WWE and now I'm about to leave? Don't worry… Just continue reading this. The next chapter will be up soon!

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