I had no idea what the fuck was going on. Antonio, that bastard, was hugging me to his chest, on the floor of the kitchen. And he was silent. It scared me, I guess. I didn't know what to do. Do I... Hug him back in fear of being chopped up by an axe (or more likely being raped) or do I just lay there on his chest stupidly with my eyes wide and frozen, maybe angering Antonio? No, he wouldn't get angry at me, but the bastard's fucking unpredictable. He's actually very scary when he's angry.
I decided to hug him back, not wanting to be raped or some shit (but hugging him probably increased my chances) and blushed. Like, alot. It was a very very heavy blush. Or my face somehow caught on fire. Or I have a fever. Yeah. It's not like we hadn't hugged before, but... Ngh.
Antonio sighed contently and nuzzled his nosed into my hair, very close to that curl that just wouldn't stay down. He sat up, which made me tense and open my eyes for a second- when had I closed them?- and I ended up sitting in his lap. He hugged me a bit tighter, breathing in my scent, that damn creepy bastard. He smelled okay too. Like tomatoes. And some cologne. I guess.
A giggle from behind us made my eyes shoot open and try to pull away from Antonio, who growled, but never let go. Fucking... God, this is so... Ngh. I totally forgot Marcello was in the room. I felt the bastard smirk into my hair. What was he plotting this time? He's probably gonna try to scare Marcello away... Or... Something...
H-he wasn't really going to, right?
Marcello could actually get scared off easily. He would run away if two people kissed, or... Oh shit. Nah, Antonio wouldn't do that. Pfft. He didn't even know that scared him away. Marcello giggled louder before a knock on the door made Antonio growl in annoyance, but let go of me to get up and get it. I felt like something was missing once he had let go. I sat on the floor, glaring at Marcello's smirking face.
"Hola~!" I heard Antonio say with a slight hint of annoyance, and let the people in. I soon recognized it as Feli and his fucking potato bastard boyfriend. I got up to insult him, but I just didn't feel like saying anything. I let Feli hug me, frowning when I smelled potatoes, and just stared at Ludwig. Marcello came out of the kitchen to hug Feli and get no response when he hugged potato bastard. I gagged at the sight.
"Ciao!" Feliciano said and let himself sit on the couch. He pulled potato bastard down when he made no move to sit. Marcello sat down too.
"So, uh, Feli, Ludwig, what ya doing here?" Antonio asked, and I could hear that he was trying to hide the fact that he was very annoyed. Very very fucking annoyed. I sat on the arm of the chair, the side that Feli was on.
"Ohh... Vee~, I thought we would visit~! We haven't been over in a while," Feliciano explained. I glanced at Antonio, who was giving Feli the death glare while he looked around the living room. Potato bastard was giving a look of concern over at Antonio, but, pfft. Who fucking cares? Not me.
"Your living room looks different since the last time we were here, vee~! Did you change it, Toni?" Feliciano looked back at the bastard, who immediately stuck a fake smile on his face as soon as Feli looked at him. I hate it when Antonio gets like this...
"I changed the pictures around. The furniture too. Not that much, but still, it's noticeable~," he said, taking a seat on the armchair near where I was seated on the arm of the couch. Marcello was giggling and blushing like a little schoolgirl. Fuck you! Ugh, I wanted to scream at him. He could be such a bitch! HMFITICTIFLAWTFBBQ.
"Vee~, it looks nice!" Feli replied and started to play with his boyfriend's hand. Potato bastard just looked at Antonio with concern as he glared daggers at Feli again.
"Excuse us," I mumbled, grabbing Antonio by the arm and leading him to his bedroom. I decided that was a mistake after I shut the door behind us. He smiled at me again, and his eyes shone when I just stared at him with a (manly) pout on my face.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" I tried yelling, but it came out as a squeak instead. His eyes told me he either wanted to rape or kill someone. I hope neither is correct. Antonio opened his mouth, but paused.
"I was... Interrupted, Lovi~," he said with a murderous tone. Fuck he was fucking scary. He said that he reminded himself of a pirate, but, fuck, now I see why.
"It's not like you can't fucking hug me later!" I whispered loudly at him, soon realizing what I had just said after his eyes brightened with excitement. "No, fuck, I didn't mean-!"
"Oh Lovi you're so cute~!" he lunged at me, then incased me in a bear hug. I struggled against him, failing and eventually letting him squeeze out my fucking insides.
"Te amo..."
"...Hm?"
"N-never mind," he breathed shakily and finally let me go. "L-let's not keep them waiting?"
We walked back out into the living room, seeing Feli looking at us curiously and Marcello staring at us knowingly. Fucking perverted bitch. Can't even believe the fucker's related to me.
"Vee~, Toni, can we stay for dinner?" Feliciano asked, finally letting go of the potato bastard's hand and picking at the seam of the couch instead.
"I-if you want, I guess you can," Antonio answered. From the look on his face, I wouldn't be surprised (maybe a little) if he screamed that potato bastard can go help him fuck himself because we don't have the god damn money so get your asses out of my fucking house. That would've been fucking awesome.
"Vee~, thank you~! If you don't mind, can I cook for you?" Feli and his stupid questions. I bet the bastard wouldn't give a rat's ass if you fucking cooked or not.
"Sure~!" he answered. Why didn't that surprise me? "Just, uh... No pasta tonight."
The fucking look on Feliciano's face was priceless! Hahahaha! I smirked at Antonio, who smirked back. Feli was frozen with his mouth open, eyes wide and actually open for once. Macho potato over there was so fucking concerned for my little brother... It took a lot to not start bursting out into laughter right there. Feli started to have tears in his eyes and looked up hopefully at Antonio.
"I'm not really in the mood for pizza either."
I couldn't take it. I had to laugh. I tried to hold it in though! I shouldn't be laughing at my brother like that, I would be devistated if I couldn't have pasta or pizza either, but the look on his face... He buried his head into macho potato's chest and started wailing. The blonde bastard was trying to comfort him, but it didn't work out so well. He suggested that they leave, and I was more than happy with that. I could tell tomato bastard was too. Marcello decided to leave with them, winking on his way out. I let all of my remainig laughter out and looked at Antonio. I immediately froze.
If you didn't know him like I did, you'd think it was one of his normal oh-I'm-so-happy-look-at-me faces, but it was different. It was one of... Hm. A kind of (shudder) lust, being drunk, and murder. On instinct, I jumped up an ran. It runs in the family. I ran to my bedroom and immediately locked the door. What the fuck...?
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I have no idea why Lovi ran, but it must've been from the expression I had on my face. He was laughing, and god that laugh was so beautiful, but then he looked at me and froze. Then he just... Ran. Into his bedroom.
"Shit," I cursed to myself (I need to swear once in a while), and ran a hand through my hair. I ran out into the garden, the place where I feel safe, and ran to Lovi's tomato plants. There was a certain plant that I named Onivol, and whenever I talked to that plant about anything, I felt as if I had confessed in a confession booth or had just talked to a therapist. Seriously. I tried talking to the other ones but it never felt the same. Onivol, where are you~...?
Ah, there you are.
I sat down on the dirt next to it and took a deep breath. "Hey there. Haven't seen you in a while. So, uh, I don't know if you heard or if I told you yet, but I uhm... I hve these kinds of feelings for Lovi," I waited for a response. It seemed to understand and told me to go on.
"So, I'm... Too chicken to tell him. Usually I can say these kinds of things with no problem, but I just... Can't. Can you..." I looked around. "H-help me with this, Onivol?"
I waited until he finished his thought and smiled. "T-thanks. Just... Tell him. And the worst that can happen is get rejected, huh? Okay. I'll tell you how it goes. Thank you so much Onivol," and with that, I got up, dusted off my pants, and ran inside. You might think that talking to a tomato plant like that makes me a wacko, but it actually works. Try it sometime.
I walked through the hall to Lovi's bedroom quietly, not wanting to scare him if I was too loud. I knocked on the door lightly and heard a gasp from the other side. Should I tell him when he's in a better mood...?
All thoughts were interrupted when a gruff voice spoke from the other side of the door. "What do you want, bastard?"
I sighed, happy that he was still talking to me. "Lovi, open up~. I wanna talk to you."
"No."
"L-lovi, please open up. I really wanna talk to you," I sighed and ran a hand through my hair again.
"...Why?"
"Come out and I'll tell you."
"...You don't have your axe with you?"
"N-no...?"
"And you're not naked?"
"Lovi why would I be-?" The door flew open.
"What," he demanded. He looked like he was tugging at his hair and pulling at his cheeks.
"Is this... Is this a good time to tell you something that might shock you for a bit at first but then make you angry...?"
"...Did you eat all of the tomatoes already?"
"No, not yet," I chuckled.
He sighed with relief. "Fine. Sure go ahead."
Uhng... Well. Now that I have my chance I... I can't say it... EHRFURCHTIGE...! It's not that hard Antonio! Just say it!
"Lovi... I..."
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Mwahahahaha! Epic cliff hanger! I can't believe I made you wait for this crapola. I'm so sorry if it sucks. :/ Here ya go, sucky chapter. Hopefully, next chapter, Toni will tell Lovi... Then some things happen... THEN THE SMUT. Then something else happens then the story ends. IDK. Help me, because I'm obviously failing.
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Until next chapter~!
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