Chapter 2

A man in a green jumpsuit with orange wool socks and a green vest flamboyantly burst through the door to the counselor's office and immediately hugged Lee tight. "It is my favorite little counselor's helper!" he said tearing.

"Oh, Counselor Gai!" Lee replied also tearing as much as Gai.

Don and Kazuki glanced at each other disturbed from the scene before them.

"You two must be here to get your schedules and that must mean you two are new students!" Gai said glancing over at Don and Kazuki. "Allow me to introduce myself, I am Counselor Gai and I'm here to satisfy all of your school related needs." he said standing up and smiling at them with a sparkle tingling from his teeth.

Don and Kazuki remained silent unsure of how to assess their situation.

"Well, let me get you two your schedules. Come with me." he said as he walked inside the office.

Don and Kazuki followed Gai to his desk. Gai looked inside the filing cabinets and pulled out two pieces of paper and handed them to Don and Kazuki.

"Umm... Thanks." Don said.

"It's no problem sonny." Gai said giving him an enthusiastic thumbs up as Lee had done earlier during his introduction. "Now there's one thing I always recommend new students do when they join this school." he said as they walked out into the hall.

"And what is that?" Kazuki asked.

Gai pulled out the same green jumpsuit he and Lee were wearing and held it up to Don and Kazuki, "That they join the Spirited Youth Association Club!" he said happily.

"Come on guys, it's fun and with me as the president, we will spread the spirit in this school like a wild fire!" Lee shouted cheerfully.

"That's the spirit, Lee!" Gai shouted.

"Oh, Counselor Gai, if it wasn't for your guidance, I wouldn't have made it this far!" Lee said beginning to tear up.

Gai embraced him, "Just you wait, once day, the whole school will be an image and likeness of us, young and spirited!"

When they looked over to where Don and Kazuki were standing, they noticed they had disappeared.

"What the hell was that?" Kazuki shouted.

"How the hell should I know, I'm just glad they distracted each other long enough to make our escape." Don said.

"Here to get your bookssssss." A creepy snake-like voice said.

Don and Kazuki jumped and turned around to see a very pale man with long black hair smiling at them.

"...Yes." Don replied.

"Exssssellent." he said, "Follow me." he said walking just a few more rooms down to the school library.

"My name is Orochimaru, I am the librarian here. If there's anything book related you need help with, I'm the person to come to. Oh, an another thing, don't mistake me for that famous pop singer. I'm in no way related to him, besides, I hate little kids." he said.

Don and Kazuki were escorted to the front desk where Orochimaru handed Kabuto their list of books. In a few moments, Kabuto returned with their books.

"Thank you Kabuto." Orochimaru said.

"No problem sir." Kabuto replied, he then turned to Kazuki and Don, "By the way, would any of you be interested in my special trading cards?"

"Oh! Do you have One Piece?" Don said happily. The room fell silent and all eyes were on Don.

"Get out of here." Kazuki said.

Kabuto opened up his jacket to reveal an enormous collection of cards. "No? Well, here's my card. It will tell you where to find me." he said walking in the back room.

Don looked at his books and opened up his biology book out of curiosity to find it was filled with the explicit female anatomy. He jaw dropped which got Kazuki's attention.

"What's the matter." he said as he looked over at Don's book. When he saw what was in it a drop of blood trickled down out his nose. "That book is full of porn!" he shouted.

"What?" Orochimaru said grabbing the book. "Dammit Jiriya! Filling his trash in my text books!"

Jiriya, who was hiding in the library "editing" the textbooks heard the statement and got up furiously. He stormed to the front of the library and swiped the book out of Orochimaru's hand.

"Trash? These are works of art! They are highly educational!" Jiriya argued.

"Art? Educational? Every page has a crude drawing of a nude blonde woman with overly sized breastsssss!"

"The human anatomy is a very important thing for these youngsters to know and understand." Jiriya said folding his arms.

"Yesss, but it's all about the female anatomy!" Orochimaru shouted.

"Well, the female is one of the great mysteries of life, my books are opening a gate for them." Jiriya said.

"A gate that opens to your perverted mind!" Orochimaru argued back.

Don leaned over to Kazuki "I think it's time we go before this thing escalates any more."

Kazuki nodded. "Agreed."

"That's it! I'm leaving!" Jiriya said grabbing Don and Kazuki by the arms and taking them with him. "You boys are coming with me, if I'm not mistaken you guys are in my class right now."

Jiriya led them down the hall to his classroom where his students were silent while "studying" the drawing that was on the board. The drawing was of a naked women. Jiriya took a dry eraser and furiously erased the naked woman on the board. "Alright, pre-class exercise is over!"

Don and Kazuki found their seats, once again, the last two were next to each other.

"You know what? Everyone out. Class dismissed!" Jiriya shouted as everyone left the room. After realizing what he just did he looked around. "I just realized, I have an hour left before my next class... what to do?" he then paused to think, "Back to the library!" he exclaimed and left the room happily.