As much as it pains me to say: I do not now, nor will I ever own the magnificence that is Inuyasha.
(^_^) -(^_^) Kirby wanted to show some love ^_^ ( I also do not own Kirby)
Chapter 3
I-POV
Homework sucked no matter what it was on. The teachers must create it just to punish them for fun Inuyasha was sure of it. Why else would the assign such dreadfully boring stuff to do? I couldn't possibly be to teach them anything, after all that's why they were stuck in class with them for hours listening to them drone on about whatever it is they insist on talking about.
Scoffing to himself, Inuyasha pushed away from his desk in frustration. Who in Kami's name gave a flying fuck about some stupid battle that happened hundreds of years ago. Scrubbing his hands through his wild mane, he huffed as he stomped over to the fridge to see what he could snack on. I could definitely go for a beer. Unfortunately, upon reaching the fridge he discovered that not only was there no food for snacks and there was no beer, but something much worse than that lay before him. NO RAMEN!
Backing away shaking his head in disbelief, he groped in his pocket for his phone. Finally finding it, without looking he dialed Miroku frantically.
Ring…ring…ring…ring…ri—"Hello?" Inuyasha finally heard.
"Dude the worst thing ever has occurred!" Inuyasha barked into the phone (Ha-ha barked…sorry back to the story ^_^)
"What?" Hearing the panic in Miroku's voice he relaxed slightly. Of course his best friend would know and immediately understand what he was panicking over.
"Oh my god you didn't knock someone up, did you?" …or maybe not…
Rolling his eyes in annoyance, Inuyasha replied, "No you moron, I'm out of food, beer and ramen." Of course ramen was in a category all its own. He was special like that. I mean it. It was special like that. Shaking the weird thoughts from his head, he grabbed a jacket on the way out of his apartment.
"I'm going to grab dinner and call a service to pick up food for the house, you want to join be at the bar around the corner?"
"Sure Inu, give me ten minutes to get there, not all of us are blessed with your quickness. And I don't mean running."
"You're a pervert Miroku; seriously I don't want to know you think about my sexual prowess." Inuyasha shook the thought out of his head in disgust and hung up while Miroku spluttered a reply on the other end.
Dialing his usual delivery service number he told them to stock up his apartment with food and to order a flat of ramen. Running out should never be a possibility that could possibly happen ever, ever again.
Whistling a tune now that that was taken care of, he swung open the door to the pub he and Miroku had found was located right around the corner of his apartment building. Since it was a nice neighborhood he expected mostly business people, and was surprised at the amount of younger people in the open bar area.
Of course, college campus nearby plus bar equals college kids getting drunk and missing class hoping to get laid. Chuckling at the thought, he asked to be seated at a booth from the pretty blonde bombshell manning the dining area. Ignoring how she hungrily checked him out (he was used to it after all, he was Inuyasha after all) He inclined his head for her to go ahead of him at her breathy command of "Follow me…"
Watching her twitch her behind just for his benefit, he rolled his eyes. Just once he didn't want it to be so freakin' easy with women. Where's the challenge? It's less fun if he doesn't get to be the predator hunting down his prey. Smirking at the thought he tossed he coat into the booth and slid in after it.
The blonde leaned over and purred at him, "Your waitress will be right with you. Your servers name tonight is Kagome, but if you need anything, please, don't hesitate to let me know."
"Thanks." He muttered at her in annoyance. Seriously, she looked like she wanted to mount him right there in the middle of the crowded bar. Rolling his eyes again, he started looking over his menu.
After about two minutes of waiting on the waitress to show up, Inuyasha was beginning to get annoyed. Sure it was a crowded place, but still he hadn't even been brought water let alone the beer he wanted! Growling in frustration when he finally felt someone move up alongside his table he ignored the glass of water being placed before him and listened to the girl greet him.
"Thank you for eating at The Blank Block pub and grill, I'm sorry about the wait. My name is Kagome and I'll be your server tonight." The sweet light feminine fragrance that wrapped itself around him startled him slightly and he glanced over just as she looked up from pulling out her order pad.
Golden eyes clashed with deep blue, both of them widening slightly in shock.
Two identical thoughts flashed across both of their minds.
Oh my god…
Staring at each the other was interrupted by the timely arrival of Miroku, who slid into the booth across from him already saying, "Man it's crowded in here, so many pretty women and I only have a few hours. Damn we'll have to come here more often." Miroku looked over at the waitress staring at his friend. While he was used to seeing women fawn over Inuyasha, he was less used to Inuyasha staring back at them with a stunned look on his face.
After sitting there for a second in awkward silence, he sighed and waved his hand in Inuyasha's face saying to the waitress, "We'll take a couple of beers, and some chips for now."
The poor girl finally snapped out of her daze and with a faint blush nodded quickly before rushing off muttering, "Right away sir."
Miroku studied Inuyasha while he stared off after the disappearing back of the serve with a look of desperation on his face. Finally fed up he questioned his friend, "Dude what's the matter with you? You know her or something?"
The questions seemed to jar him out of his head and Inuyasha snapped his head around to glare at Miroku quickly replying, "Nope never met her before."
Miroku nodded slowing, not fully believing his friend, but willing to play along for a while.
Changing the subject he launched into a detailed description of how his classes were going and describing all of the beautiful women that were in them that wanted him already.
Inuyasha, only half listening nodded absently. Though he was trying not to, he was waiting for the girl to come back. Kagome, such a pretty name. Now he had a name to moan the next time he masturbated to her little strip show. What on earth were the odds that he would come into the bar she worked at? He had been trying to scope her out on campus, but thus far hadn't had any real luck. Well it looked like his luck had definitely changed for the better.
Pondering his next step he hummed at something Miroku said, not hearing a damn thing that was coming out of his mouth. Okay step one: Flirt and introduce yourself. Step two: take her home and fuck her raw. Yeah, he could work with that to do list.
Smirking slightly at his thoughts, his smirk widened at the slim figure making its way back over to the table. However that smirk changed to a scowl when he noticed the woman bringing the beers and chips wasn't his future wife at all, but someone else.
This was not in his plans.
Remembering her scent he abruptly stood startling the poor waitress into bobbling the beers and dropping one onto Miroku's lap. Ignoring her spluttering and his friends curses, Inuyasha stalked off to find his future wife, a deep scowl marring his handsome face.
K-POV
Covering her mouth Kagome ducked back into the kitchen laughing hysterically. After spending close to five minutes begging, she had managed to talk Sango into covering the table of her dream guy. It was one thing to watch him masturbate; it was a whole other to actually interact with him! Justifying her actions, which were sure to get her into trouble with Sango after that little fiasco, Kagome let out a deep sigh only for it to change mid-exhale into a sharp sounding squeal as the door she was leaning against was yanked out from behind her unexpectedly.
Clenching her eyes, she braced herself to hit the floor, only to feel warm steely arms catch her under her arms, halting her fall just inches from the floor. Letting out the rest of the breath that had caught in her chest, she peeked open one eye, only to see sliver surrounding the gorgeous face belonging to her mystery guy.
Blinking both eyes open in shock, Kagome gaped at him for a minute before realizing he was effortlessly holding her up still. Yanking herself upright she tugged her apron and shirt straight, avoiding looking at him directly while quietly muttering, "Thank you."
She glanced over in time to see his adorable ears twitch in response to the loudness of the kitchen or the tone of her voice, and was unable to hold back the squeal that erupted at the sight of them. Without thinking, she launched herself up plastering their fronts together stretching her arms up so she could lightly squeeze the adorable fluffy appendages. They were smooth and silky and she desperately wanted to feel them running over the sensitive inner faces of her thighs while their owner….
The thought trailed off as she looked down into the startled eyes of their owner. Realizing exactly what she was doing and how close they now were, Kagome cleared her throat nervously and went to take a step back.
Unfortunately, those steely arms that had caught her in the first place had wrapped themselves around her when she threw herself into his arms, and now they were not letting go.
Clearing her throat again, she licked her lips and started to say, "I am so sor-" But was cut off by the press of his firm lips against hers. Freezing in shock for half a second, she then must have lost her mind. Because the next thing she knew her arms were wrapped around his neck buried in his thick hair as she strained against him kissing him more passionately than she had ever kissed her ex-boyfriend even in the heat of the moment.
Everything faded away except the feel of his lips on hers, his tongue stroking alongside hers the feel of one of his hands grabbing her ass while the other buried in her hair directing her head for the best angle for their kiss.
Lost completely, Kagome was harshly thrown back into reality when the door swung open and Sango walked in saying, "I am never doing you a favor agai- oh my god! KAGOME!"
Startled, Kagome leapt away from the devilish stranger who was now smirking at her from a few feet away. Spluttering for something to say she finally gave up and did something she had sworn she would never do again after eight grade.
She ran away leaving her best friend standing with the stranger she had just made out with.
A/N
I know, I know! I'm sorry they haven't been formally introduced; I had planned for that to happen this chapter, but it ran away with me and I like this much better!
I would like for you all to enjoy the extra-long chapter. I hope you all find it as amusing as I did when writing it!
