The partners reach the diner, "Now remember," Officer Vantas instructs Jade, "I do all the talking, and you shut the fuck up." He stomps on his dead cigarette and reaches for a fresh one, "Do you understand?"

Jade looks at Karkat annoyed and nods her head, "Yes because you know everything and I don't." She turns to stare at the piss stain in the cement by the diner a little grossed out.

Karkat puffs out his chest proudly, "Exactly." The troll officer heads into the diner and once he was inside, Jade squints her eyes and mutters, "Fuckass," and follows him inside.

The restaurant has greatly changed since the last time Karkat and Jade had been there. The diner is nearly empty save for a bum who is passed out on a table. The place smells like it has burned food and moldy dishes. One of the employees is crying in the corner about his life or some fucking thing. Jade steps over some trash while Karkat trudges through to the back of the diner where the kitchen is, "Gamzee!" Karkat screeches, "Get the fuck over here!" Karkat extinguishes his cigarette on the counter.

A doped troll walks towards the officers, "Hey my motherfucking best friend. How are you fucking doing on this fine motherfucking morning?"

"Gamzee," Karkat growls, "It's passed noon." Karkat jerks Gamzee on the collar and looks straight into the waiter's bloodshot eyes, "You're high right now, aren't you?"

The troll's relaxed face stares into the ceiling, "Yup," he slurs, "Do you know how many motherfucking tiles are up there, bro? Like, there has to be a million or something." Gamzee raises his hand to try to count all of the ceiling tiles.

Karkat slaps the doped troll's hand down, "Hardly that many Gamzee."

Gamzee rolls his eyes back to Karkat a little less spaced out, "Hey bro and sis!" he indicates to Jade, "I got promoted! I'm now the motherfucking manager. Can you believe that shit?"

Jade looks at the barf on the floor, "That explains a lot actually."

"Fucking idiot is whoever hired you in the first place," Karkat mutters scrunching his eyebrows together. "Now," the officer jerks Gamzee's head again so that the troll would focus back on him, "Where do you get your drugs?"

Gamzee stares at his moirial's horns, "Why bro? Do you want to experience motherfucking miracles too? I bet your horns would grow so fucking big." Karkat pulls at his hair in aggravation not silently screaming at all.

"Maybe you should do a nicer approach, Officer Vantas," Jade interjects walking in between the two.

"I told you to shut the fuck up!" Karkat snaps. Jade slowly backs away behind Karkat. The short-tempered officer turns back to the abused troll, "Now tell me where you get your drugs."

Gamzee remains dazed but answers, "Well bro, I get my motherfucking miracles from behind the restaurant."

Karkat stares unfazed, "You're meaning to tell me, that during all the times that I've come here, there have been drug dealings behind this building?"

The troll on miracles smiles at his best friend, "Yup, and I'm supposed to keep the motherfucking police from finding out so they don't ruin the miracles. They give me the best motherfucking discounts because of that." Gamzee presses his fingers to his lips, "So don't tell no fucking pigs, okay?" Karkat stares in disbelief at the troll who continues, "Oh I think some miracles are being motherfucking exchanged right now, if you want some for yourself bro."

Karkat lets go on Gamzee and walks out of the diner grumbling. He turns back for just a second to shout, "Do something about this place! It's out of regulation!" The waiter waves his moirial goodbye.

Jade walks close behind jotting down some notes. "So how long have you been going to this place and not seeing the drug users?" she questions.

Once outside Karkat turns to head to the back of the building silently stomping his feet, "Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Harley." Around the back of the building is a dead end ally with no escape. Karkat bends down behind a trash can and the human officer hides behind a dumpster a few yards away from the trolls; both officers lean a little to witness two trolls doing business. The trolls are low bloods with one being yellow-orange and the other being a light green. White powder and currency is being exchanged between the two.

Karkat waves his hand to get Jade's attention, "On my signal we jump them," he whispers. Jade nods her head and waits for the signal while watching the two trolls.

"Thank you so fucking much for the fucking business," The yellow-orange blooded one says while counting her newly earned money.

The other one, a jumpy light green blooded one at that, replies, "Yeah yeah yeah, let's just get going before anyone shows up." The jumpy male troll fumbles with his bag.

The female shrugs him off, "Please! I come here all the time to do my business, the police never come here. Got some doped out idiot keeping them away for me."

Karkat snaps his fingers and the two officers jump up from their hiding place with their guns drawn, "Freeze!" Jade yells. "You are under arrest!"

The yellow-orange troll face palms herself, "You're fucking kidding me!" The excited male troll wets his pants and cries. "Shut the fuck up!" the female shouts automatically raising her hands above her head.

Karkat turns his walkie-talkie on, "Captor we've captured some fucking drug dealers. Go behind the diner and pick them up for us." Jade walks up to the criminals to handcuff them.

"Behind the diner? What diner?" Sollux responds questioning.

Karkat grumbles, "The one where I always go to to eat at dumbass."

"Drug dealing went on there?"

"It's apparently gone on before," Karkat mutters embarrassed. "This seems to be a regular place."

After a short silence Officer Captor responds on the static-y communication device, "How many times have you gone there?"

"Can't you just get over here already!" The not very calm Officer Vantas screams into the technology. Sollux laughs and says that he'll be there soon.

Jade stands between the two handcuffed druggies, "You two are going to be away for quite some time," she informs. "Now," she pulling the annoyed yellow-orange blood troll close to her face, "Where did you get those drugs?"

The female troll glares back, "I'm not telling you popo nothing." She glares at Jade, "Try anything torture-like, and I'll think that you're flirting with me," she says with a wink.

Jade being a little disgusted pushes the troll away and turns to the other one, "Alright, what can you tell me?"

The green troll shivers and cries with fright, "There's a factory where the drugs are made right outside the east side of town next to the toy store!" he answers rushing out the information. "Please dear God don't kill me!"

Jade stares at the troll a little confused, "Next to a toy store?"

The troll stares back at her a little bewildered, "You never would have suspected it."

The female troll screams in exasperation, "You fucking idiot!" she bangs her head on the diner's brick wall. Karkat pulls her away when orange-yellow blood starts to appear on her forehead.

"Alright that's enough you fucktard," he says. He lights a cigarette while having the troll pressed against the diner wall.

When Officer Captor arrived, he loaded the criminals into the back of the cop car. "So what information did you get out of these two?"

Jade started to answer, but Karkat pushes her away, "There's a possible place where we think the drugs are being made. We are going to check it out and call you later if we need you."

Sollux accepts this as an appropriate response and takes the criminals away with him.

Jade stares at Karkat when the cop car leaves, "What the fuck do you think you're doing? We know that's where the drugs are being made!"

Karkat waves off her complaint and walks out of the alley way with Jade following close behind, "I told you that I know what I'm doing kid, oh and watch that mouth. You're on the force and we can't be having potty mouths," he gets close to her face, Officer Harley smells the cigarette smoke from his breath, "And we can't have that, can we now?" He backs away from her, and Jade watches him leave stunned, "This job is going to redeem me, so just stay behind and watch a professional at work."