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-Kuro Nerd ;D
Chapter 2: New home, Hot Dads', and Four Wheeler Heists…..What the heck!
LOLI CHAPTER
Sarah's POV
I began to wake up, only blackness surrounding me since I didn't have enough energy to open my eyes yet. 'Ow…..Dammit, Ariel. Can you ever keep OUT of trouble? Man, that was one crazy dream…'
Of course, Ariel is so crazy she must be invading my dreams now. '
Really, God of Irony, really? Ugh, I hope it's a Saturday…' I thought. I bet mom will be calling me down for breakfast soon…pray to God I won't have to see my ass of a dad.. But….wait a minute….when was my bed ever this soft? All of a sudden, my hearing seemed to return, and I heard strange noises.
"Zzzzz….Zzzzzz, Naw, I don't want milkshakes on my mustard pies, nya~….zzzzzz…"
'Wait a minute… "Nya~"? I only know one person who says that, but why the hell is she in my house?' I though as I reluctantly attempted to pull myself up from the soft bed I was on.
"MOTHA FUCKAH, GIVE ME BACK MY DORITOS, NYA~!" I suddenly heard Ariel yell, causing me to fall off the bed with a yelp and land flat on my face.
"Shit! Shuddap Ariel, you damn loli!" I yelled with my face burning and sizzling from the carpet burn I got on the landing. "Wait, carpet?" I murmured to myself in surprise I as finally opened my eyes to see…
Ariel still asleep.
'Damn cat. Sleeps like a log anytime and anywhere she wants. I wonder if she would sleep through an earthquake.' I thought. I sat up onto my knees and took in my surroundings. The first thing I noticed was….pink. Lots of it. Everywhere. GOD.
The room we were in was quite big, with white carpet and wallpaper striped with different shades of pink. A few inches from me was the bed I fell from. It was shaped in a circle, with a pink veil and white (not to mention fluffed up) pillow and dark, smooth pink sheets. There was a large dresser beside my bed along with a vanity beside that, both of them a mix of white and pink.
I then turned my head to the other side of the room. The bed Ariel was on was really strange but cool. It was circular, like mine, but had a cage on it, the white bars curving up to the castle-like top with a thin white veil covering the whole thing, obscuring her from my view. It was easy to tell it was her, though. Silhouette of long hair in a ponytail, tiny curled up body, snoring and sleep talking, clutching some sort of stuffed animal that I couldn't make out.
'Definitely Ariel.' I thought as I glanced around the room in disgust, also noticing the blue t-shirt and shorts I was wearing..
'One problem, where the hell are we?' I then heard her moving, her sleep drunken babbling beginning to stop. I turned around and waited for her to wake up and help me sort out this mess.
'I swear, if you got us kidnapped Ariel, I'll steal your entire FMA DVD box set.'
Ariel's POV
'Nyaaaaa~ So tired. Sleepy…..So..very….sleepy, nya~.'
I curled up even more, clutching some sort of soft object as I drifted in and out of sleep, speaking whatever came to mind, no matter how ridiculous.
'Hetalia…..Germany…and Italy…hmmm….overall top pairing…definitely. Wonder what they would be like as parents..? Hmmmm…..maybe I can do that, nya~.' I thought. What I didn't know was…I had made it happen. I broke reality…again. Well, more like cracked. It wasn't on as much of a large scale as last time.
'Where…am…I..nyan~?' I slowly and groggily began to rise from the soft bed I was on, fingers lacing into the fabric, my spine begging me to lay back down and forget about it. I didn't, but stretched my back in an arch, like a cat, until I heard a satisfying pop and groaned. I tasted morning breath, and squeezed the soft object to my chest and I threw my feet over the edge of the bed even though they didn't reach the floor and rubbed my eyes. I reached up to try and grasp the wood of the top bunk of my normal bunk bed, but instead, my hand met a metal bar and soft satin. My eyes still closed with grogginess, I turned my head in confusion and let out a small mewl of puzzlement. I then opened my eyes and took in my surroundings.
'What. The. Nya~ing. Hell? This looks like a 5 year old's room.' I then noticed I was wearing a simple white long-sleeved t-shirt and knee high white socks with frills at the top. Another thing I noticed was a strange collar with a bell around my neck. I then held up the soft object I had been holding onto and analyzed it. It looked like a cross between a purple cat plushie and a skeleton. It was scary, weird, and CUTE!
"Nya~! I'll name you Honekoneko! You'll stay with me forever!" I yelled in happiness. Sarah snapped her head up from the floor where she had previously been staring boredly and looked at me. ….Wait? WHAT'S SARAH DOING HERE!
"What are you doing here, nya~? Where are we!" I yelped at her in surprise.
"I don't know! What the fuck did you do!" She yelled right back at me.
"Me, nya~? I didn't do anyt-..Oh, wait, yeah I did. I broke reality, called forth the God of Irony, and got us thrown into a different universe God knows where that could possibly kill us, nya~." I said, staring at her innocently.
"That's. All?" She said angrily through gritted teeth, glaring at me angrily. It was then I noticed some very important things. My hair was down to my feet, the distinct weight of my braces was gone, and Sarah had gone chibi. Shit. I walked drunkenly to the vanity and looked in the mirror, barely able to contain my excitement. Meanwhile, Sarah just stared at me, slightly put off by the growing grin on my face and the plushie being held against my chest, which was notably flat, unlike Sarah's rather well-proportioned one. I gazed into the mirror, and squealed in happiness, causing Sarah to jump.
"YAY, YAY, Yay, Nya~, YAY, YAY, YA-Mmph!" I squealed, jumping up and down before Sarah slapped her hand over my mouth to shut me up.
"What are you 'Yay'-ing about?" She said while glaring at me. '
'Hmph, somebody's not a morning person, nya~!' I thought with a cute smile. I then looked at her and said, "Look in the mirror, Sarah, nya~. See anything different?" She looked at me suspiciously, but then inched over to the mirror and glanced at its reflective surface.
"What. The. HELL?" She said while she gaped in surprise. She then grabbed my arm and pulled me in to look at both our reflections and yelled, "WE'RE ANIME STYLE! HOW DID YOU DO IT?….And what are you wearing?"
"Nya~, I didn't do it, the God of Irony did. I just called him. And I'm wearing a long-sleeved white t-shirt and frilly knee-socks. And meet Honekoneko, nya~! He's my new friend!" I said happily and held Honeneko up to show her. She deadpanned and then face palmed, then looked up and began, "Ok, were anime style and in a different world. I'm going to do my best to believe this considering I already pinched myself and confirmed that this isn't a dream. I can also assume we are not in any danger because 1) Nobody's killed us yet, 2) This looks like a little girl's room and the door is unguarded, and 3) Your with me. But I would appreciate it if you could find out where we are, since your…erm..'Negotiation' techniques are very effective." I stared at her, looked around, looked at the mirror, at Honekoneko, then back at her.
"Ok, we are in…..Shugo Chara, nya~!" I said happily, going chibi and fist pumping. She stared.
"You figured that out just now?"
"Yep, nya~! The art style is familiar and the GOI said he was sending us here, nya~!" I said, squeezing Honekoneko.
"Um…ok, wait, what does GOI mean?"
"God of Irony! Nyan~!"
"Oh. Well, since we've taken care of that, let's get the hell out of here." She said, motioning to the door.
"Fuck yeah, nya~." I replied, following her to the door. She shook her head in exasperation and turned the knob. Behind the door was a flight of stairs. I was the first to begin walking down, my toes daintily touching each step as I tried to be quiet.
"Shhh, be as quiet as you can, I don't feel like dealing with any attackers right now." Sarah whispered to me as she got a few steps ahead of me. I simply nodded. 'Hmmm, what I nice house, nya~.' I thought absentmindedly, glancing at different painting of various animals and plants hanging on the wall shadowed in the darkness of night. Sarah stopped at the foot of the stairs, behind a corner and made 'shushing' motions at me, and I nodded again while clutching Honekoneko to my chest. I tried to peek from her side, but was interrupted by a voice.
"Ah, you girls are finally awake! Come here and introduce yourselves." a deep voice with a distinct German accent rang out in relief. Sarah jumped and hesitated, always cautious, but I simply walked into the open of what looked like a small kitchen with many appliances and a table in the middle of the tile floor. A man was sitting in one of the four chairs around the table dressed in a white button-up and jeans, smiling. But not just any man, the man was a perfect copy of Germany from Hetalia.
'NYA~! IT'S FUCKING GERMANY! MY WISH CAME TRUE!' I thought as a cute smile came onto my face. I tilted my head and giggled, waiting for Sarah to come out. She was still hesitating, unable to see him from behind the wall. I walked over to her and pulled a hand away from my plushie to tug at her hand and pull her out. She finally came out and stared open-mouthed at Germany. Germany was still sitting and waiting patiently for one of us to speak, everything illuminated by the kitchen light overhead.
"W-who are you?" Sarah asked, still gaping.
"…My name is Ludwig Bach, but everyone calls me Germany. You can too, if you would like, or you may call me "Dad" or-" He was suddenly cut off by Sarah yelling "Dad! What the hell are you talking about!" Germany suddenly frowned in disapproval of her speech and tone, but continued.
"You don't remember? I adopted the both of you just yesterday. Me and my wife. You met us at the orphanage. Why do you think you left the orphanage, to go shopping?" Sarah got angry then.
"But you don't even know our names! How do we know you adopted us and not kidnapped us!" she yelled at him, causing me to almost wince and lose my indifferent smile and façade. Almost. He deadpanned, "I already know your names, I'm just giving you the chance to introduce yourselves. If I kidnapped you, would I give you my first and last name, sit in a room where there are plenty of objects to knock me out with, AND leave your door unlocked?"
Sarah stared, then replied, "Ok, you got me. Nice to meet you Germany. I'll call you that because I'm not used to the whole 'Dad' idea. My name is….Mara Yukinori. I'm keeping my last name. I'm …12 years old, and I like animals, anime and manga, Vanilla ice cream, music, neon colors, and any electronic. I hate the color pink, loud noises, and pasta."
I stared at her, but kept the smile on my face. She gave me the look that said 'Just go with it.'
'Oh, I get it, nya~. New world, new names. Don't want to give ourselves away. Cool, nya~.' I thought.
"Alright. I'm happy to meet you." Germany said, pleased at her compliance. What a tsundere.
He then looked to me, and stood up. 'Hmm?' I thought. He walked over and kneeled to my height, he was a good 4 heads taller than me. Sarah was at least 2.
"What about you little one?" He asked, sweat dropping slightly in his effort to be endearing and fatherly.
I blinked at him, then pulled a name out of thin air.
"Saotoshi (S-ow-toe-shee) Devil (De-veel). I don't use that name though. Everyone calls me 'Neko', nya~. I'm 12 too, just like Mara, nya~!" I held up my plushie to him, and continued.
"This is Honekoneko, nya~! I like drawing, sweets, animals, and stuffed toys. I hate…that's for me to know, nyan~! Hehehe~" I said cutely. He laughed too, and replied "Your very small for your age, Neko." An anger mark appeared on my head as I glared murderously at him, causing him to sweat drop and lose color.
"I'm. not. SHORT." I barked in a much deeper voice then my normal one, my verbal tic absent in my anger from me pushing it down to sound menacing.
"A-Alright. My apologies, Neko." He then quickly stood up as I turned back to normal and smiled sweetly. He then looked to the doorway to our left we hadn't noticed and said, "Honey, you don't need to keep hiding. It's too late to surprise them."
"Awww, Doitsu! You ruined the surprise!" A rather high pitched male voice came from the doorway.
'Nya~! I knew it!' I thought just as Italy came in wearing a long-sleeved blue shirt and jeans and wrapped his arms around Germany's neck.
"Ah, I already heard everything little ones! My name is Venezio Bach, but you can call me Italy or Papa! Would you like some pasta?" Sarah went chibi and stared and me, a large sweat drop forming on her head. I simply smiled devilishly, since she seemingly knew that this was my doing.
"Neko, Mara, this is my…um…wife." Germany muttered, looking slightly uncomfortable.
'He must be waiting for our reactions, nya~.' I thought in realization. Sarah/Mara was the first to break the silence.
"Um, hello Italy. Glad to meet you."
Then all three of them directed their attention to me, waiting for my response.
"I have two fathers now, nya~? That's so cool! Nobody else that was adopted from the orphanage had TWO dads', nya~! Did ya' here that Honekoneko? TWO of them, nya~!" I said happily, and hugging the stuffed toy. Italy and Germany sighed in relief.
"She's such a cutie, Doitsu! I can't believe she's 12! She looks 9 at the most!" Italy yelled out cheerfully with an Italian accent. I chose to ignore that comment as I silently played with Honekoneko's tail. Sarah then spoke up, "Um, it's really late. Shouldn't we be going to bed?"
"Yes of course. But first, I would like to lay down some rules of the house." Germany said, taking a stern voice for emphasis.
'Here we go, nya~.' I thought, mentally groaning.
"1) No cursing. I will not hear any bad language come from the mouths of you children.
2) Bed at 9:30. No if's, and's or but's about it.
3) Homework must be done right when you get home. No later than that.
4) No backtalk. We are your parents now and we are the adults. You give us respect and we will respect you.
5) The most important rule of all. NO BOYFRIENDS. At all. No discussion. All right?"
"….Don't you think your being a bit hard on them? It's their first day here." Italy said, trying to negotiate.
"I'm not being hard on them, I just want them to stay out of trouble." Germany replied.
"Um..About number 3. We don't go to any schools' here in Japan."
"….Oh yes, you will be attending Seiyo Academy….starting tomorrow."
"….TOMORROW! WE DON'T HAVE THE SUPPLIES OR THE UNIFORMS!" Sarah yelled.
"No yelling! And your supplies and uniforms are in your rooms." Germany replied angrily.
"Hmph, fine. Thanks." Sarah said defiantly. She then turned around and began walking up the stairs to our room, I guess to go to bed. I then turned back around and promptly sat down, right onto the linoleum floor and began to fondle and tease Honekoneko out of boredom. Italy and Germany stared at me. Italy then walked over to me and sat down in front of me with a concerned look.
"Are you feeling alright Neko?" He asked worriedly. I stayed silent. I had left the kitchen, and was in a faraway place now, my gray eyes darkening to almost black. Italy put his hand on my shoulder and gave it a slight shake.
"Neko? Neko? Are you ok? Are you alright!" He began to get hysteric. I heard him slightly in my mind and was able to give a small reply.
"Leave me alone. Neko isn't here right now. She's in a faraway place." Germany then jumped up and raced to Italy's side, who was frozen in shock.
"W-What?"
"Neko is in a different place. It's dark there, quiet, empty. She'll be back soon." I said, completely oblivious. Germany and Italy froze, unable to speak. I suddenly shook my head violently, snapping out of my trance, what little light had been in my eyes before returning.
"Hmm, what's wrong with you two, nya~? You look like you've seen a ghost, nya~." I said happily and smiled at then, gripping Honekoneko to my chest. Germany was the first to regain his composure.
"Y-yes, ahahah. A ghost. I think you should get some sleep Neko." he said nervously.
"Alright, nya~! Goodnight!" I then pranced up the stairs and went into our room. Germany and Italy looked at each other worriedly. (Sarah: I have a feeling this incident, that collar, and that doll will be plot relevant.)
Sarah was asleep. Everything was peaceful, quiet.
'Better fix that, nya~.' I thought as a smirk creeped onto my face. I tiptoed over to her bed, where she was sleeping peacefully.
'Not for long, nya~' I shook her slightly, and she stirred, grumbling. She sat up and glared at me.
"Whadaya' wan't?"
"Let's go out and steal some stuff, nya~!" I exclaimed quietly.
"What?" Sarah whispered forcefully.
"You heard me, get dressed, nya~. Make sure to wear black." I said. Sarah stared for a few seconds, then shrugged and got up to get dressed knowing it was useless to refuse and I would keep bugging her to agree. I ran to the closet beside Sarah's bed and opened the door. SO. MANY. CLOTHES! There was a mountain of them, each on their own personal hanger. Sarah gaped right along with me. We raced in and got dressed. I chose a black turtleneck sweater, jeans, black lace up boots, fingerless gloves, and a black backpack for Honekoneko. Sarah wore the same things except without a backpack and wore a black beanie.
"Ok, so where are we going?" She asked as we were climbing out the window.
"Not sure, but first stop is the neighbor's house, nya~." I replied.
"Why?"
"Because they have an awesome pair of four wheelers, nya~!"
"Aren't those a bit loud?"
"You can't prepare for what you don't expect, nya~." I said excitedly.
We jumped over the fence separating us from the vehicles.
"They just left them out in the open? With the keys IN them? How stupid can you get?"
"I'm not sure, nya~. Only two things in this world are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the former, nya~. And I call the one with flames."
"SHIT!"
I got on it, the familiar feeling filling me. I gently turned the keys and started it up, the putter calming me as Sarah followed my example. Thankfully, the occupants of the house didn't wake up. We took off.
The mall.
"A great place to start, nya~." I told Sarah.
"Alright, fair enough. We can get the stuff we need."
"Hmm? And what would that be, nya~?" I asked in confusion, curling my hand into a paw and holding it in front of my mouth out of habit.
"Stuff like junk food, electronics, my cell and iPod were busted in the ride to this dimension." She said, and we both walked in.
"Security is lame here." she commented after a while.
"Well, I don't think this place is used to crime. It's a magical girl anime for goodness sakes, nya~" We grabbed everything we needed and stuffed it into my bag after I took out Honekoneko.
"Cell phones, check. Radio, check. Alarm clock, check. Sweets for Ar-I mean Neko, check." While Sarah was making sure we had everything, I explored nearby walls and things. I then spotted an alarm button.
'Hmmm, I'm bored nya~. Maybe we should let the city know they're in trouble. Meow~.' I thought as I smirked demonically. I looked toward Sarah and called her out when she was done.
"Hey, Mara!" She looked up as she put Honekoneko back into the bag on top of all the stuff and said, "What?" She looked at the button and realized what I was implying.
"What? Why the heck would you want to get caught!" She replied angrily.
"We won't, nya~. I just think the city should know we're not shy."
"…..Fine, just let me get the four wheelers started."
After she was done, we got in a running position.
"Three, nya~. "
"Two"
"One, nya~."
!
We sprinted to our four wheelers and revved off. We were cruising down the road when the police finally decided to show up.
"PULL OVER NOW." The car accelerated to try and catch up to us. Sarah looked over to me and mouthed, "Three"
"Two"
"One"
We revved to full speed and made a sharp turn and tore through a neighborhood, the police chasing us the whole time.
"If we can make it to the woods, we'll lose them, nya~!" I yelled over to her.
"Gotcha!"
*Insert awesome car chase and music. I would write it myself, but I can't write car chases. It would have been so awesome. So goddamned awesome.*
"There's the woods!" Sarah yelled at me.
"Oh, SHIT!" She yelled right after, with good reason too. A blockade of 18 wheelers had formed, blocking the road.
'Wait, one of them is turned backward, nya~! It's stupid, but it's worth a try, nya~!' I thought.
"Mara! Get behind me, nya~!"
"What?"
"Just do it, nya~!"
She got behind me and revved even faster along with me. As the blockade got closer, I aligned my vehicle with the ramp of one of the huge trucks.
"Gah, YOUR INSANE!" Sarah shouted as she realized what I was doing.
"Don't worry, nya~! It worked when I played Grand Theft Auto!" I yelled back.
'Here goes nothing', nya~.' I thought. We hit the ramp, and skyrocketed into the sky.
"WAAAHHHHH!" We both yelled, but then, WE LANDED PERFECTLY AND RACED THROUGH THE WOODS.
"WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOO, NYA~!" I yelled in excitement while Sarah laughed her ass off at the success.
We were finally back in our nice soft beds. Sarah hid the bag under her bed, and I squeezed Honekoneko affectionately.
"G'night, nya~." I said sleepily.
"G'night, crazy ass cat." She replied. I fell into my dark and twisted dreams.
'Ngh, I don't wanna get up, nya~.' I thought as I begrudgingly pulled myself from the beautiful entity that is sleep. But, something stopped me cold. I felt something underneath my sheets. I sat up and held Honekoneko to my chest with one arm, and pulled off the covers with the other. I pulled them off to see…..Eggs. Shugo Chara Eggs.
(go to my profile to see the egg link)
"Did someone put a Shugo chicken under my blankets last night, nya~?"
"Holy. Shit." I heard Sarah gasp out as I turned to see her looking at my pile of eggs, her clutching 3 herself.
"YOU HAVE TWELVE OF EM'? Jeeze, I knew you were bipolar, but WOW. I got 3 of em'."
(Go to my profile to see the egg link)
I stared at them.
"Wait a minute, we have school today. How am I gunna carry these around, nya~?"
"…SHIT, WE'VE GOT SCHOOL! GRAB A BACKPACK OR SOMETHING AND SAY YOU'VE GOT EXTRA BOOKS! WE GOTTA GET READY!" She yelled at me as she jumped out of bed and threw open the closet to get the uniforms, giving me no time to admire my eggs. I wasn't in a hurry though. She threw the uniform at me, and I scrunched up my face cutely in disdain.
"Short skirt, nya~."
"Shut up and put it on, I gotta wear it too." Sarah said as she looked at me.
"Nobody said we HAD to wear the skirt, nya~." I said. She stared at me and smiled.
"…..I'll get some stuff from the closet, nya~."
I came out wearing the school uniform, but instead of a skirt I had on a pair of matching red shorts with some added accessories. I had on black and white striped thigh socks and shiny black lace-up knee-high boots and black. I began to fiddle with my collar trying to take it off, but…it *tug* just *Yank* Wouldn't *Pull* Come *Stretch* OFF! The bell tinkled a sweet sound during my effort of trying to pull it off.
"Hurry up Neko! We gotta go!" Sarah yelled up the stairs to me. I ignored her and turned to my eggs.
'They're so pretty. They look so fragile too, nya~. ' I thought. I grabbed a soft and fuzzy blanket and lined the inside of the tiny black backpack. I then gingerly placed each egg carefully inside, rearranging them every time to make sure they were comfy. I then closed the backpack, but picked it up carefully, worried I would make the little charas uncomfortable. I then picked up Honekoneko and tiptoed downstairs. I was greeted with everyone at the table. I glanced at Sarah, seeing that she added heeled mid-calf combat boots and spiked bracelets to her new uniform and slightly longer than mini skirt.
"Ah, hello Neko! Want some pasta!" Italy greeted.
"Hahaha! It's too early for pasta Papa, nya~!" I replied happily. Sarah mouthed jokingly, "Suck up." Italy gasped and began telling Germany, who was next to him, complete with chibi tears and bishie sparkles.
"Did you here that Doitsu! She called me Papa! SHE'S SO ADORABLE!" Germany smiled at me while Italy babbled. Sarah then stood up and grabbed my arm, dragging me to the door.
"Let's go, I don't wanna be late on our first day of school."
"Wait, do you need me or Italy to drive you?" Germany asked before we could leave.
"Nah, you gave me the directions. We'll get there just fine. See ya later guys!" Sarah replied with a wave.
'Good, they didn't say anything about our uniforms, nya~.' I thought, relieved.
We were on our way to our first day at Seiyo Academy.
