{Note from Loli:} I AM SOOOOO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG! I had a lot to do at school and so did Kuronerd, since she's working on her VOCALOID fic now….WITH MY OC, NANA! I love that little autistic! Anyways, I'm also working on my own VOCALOID fic, so check it out! You can find me in Kuronerd's Favorite Authors section under the name, "doodlebug365". Again, so sorry for the long wait. Anyways, here's a kitty for your wait!:
/l、゙(゚、 。 7 l、゙ ~ヽ じしl_, )ノ KITTY!~ }
Pasta, Cat People, along with other things….
3Rd Person POV!
"Pasta, Pasta, PASTTTTAAAAAAAA~~~ Nya~!" Ariel/Neko sang as she animatedly pranced into the kitchen. Sarah/Mara trailed behind her with an annoyed look and Ori floated behind her silently.
"Shut it, Neko!" Sarah yelled, hating pasta. "But there are no doors around here, nya~!" Ariel retorted snidely and squeezed Honekoneko to her chest. Italy pranced into the room happily in all of his gay glory and announced, "Neko, Mara! We have a guuuueeeeessstttt~!"
'He and Ariel are so alike in some ways, when she's not bat-shit insane' Mara thought while sweat dropping. Neko smiled happily, and waited while Italy raced into the other room and pulled in a small black haired man. 'HOLY SHIT, NYA~! IT'S FUCKING JAPAN!' Ariel screamed in her mind and squeezed Honekoneko even tighter. Mara had the basic same reaction in her mind, but how pointless would it be to repeat it? "He-Herro, chirdren…" He murmured.
"Hello, nya~!"
"Hello, sir."
"Neko, Mara, this is Kiku Honda! He's a business partner of mine and your father's! He's also a close friend, so you'll be seeing a lot of him! Ve~!" Italy explained. Ariel softly walked over to him and held up Honekoneko.
"This is Honekoneko, nya~! He's my best friend! I'm Neko, nyan~! That's my big sister Mara over there! It's nice to meet you!" Ariel said, smiling with her eyes closed as her bell on her collar bounced with her animated jump and luminescent blush. 'So. Fucking. ADORABLE. Does anime do that to everyon- yeah it does. I should know that by now. And she's a loli.' Sarah thought as she slightly bushed at the cuteness as a pink background appeared behind the tiny girl like in a shojo anime. Japan, or "Kiku" blushed red and gave a shy close-eyed smile. "It's nice to meet you."
Italy giggled at his children and friend and whisked him into the living room, turning and standing in front of the two.
"Ok, time to make pastaaa~! Kiku will be staying for dinner, so this pasta has to be SUPER good, ve~. Let's get to work!"
"Yay, nya!" Ariel cheered with pumping the air with a single fist and cuddling her plush with the other.
"Yay…" Sarah said unenthusiastically.
Sarah and Ariel stood in the middle of their room, Ariel in a long white shirt who's sleeves where a bit too long and reached below her finger joints along with white thigh-socks and a black apron, Honekoneko resting on her head. Sarah wore a short sleeved black shirt with a white apron and black sweatpants. Ariel and Sarah were getting ready to leave the room when Ariel happened to glance at the mirror.
'God, why PINK? PINK OF ALL THINGS, nya~!' She thought in exasperation. All of a sudden, she heard a loud "Pop!" Sarah jumped and wheeled around at the sound. Ariel stared at the mirror, confused, when two long side bangs fell from her ponytail, framing her face and a large curl like Italy's poked out from the right side. There were two more loud "Pops'!" and a large strand of hair/ahoge stuck up and curled backwards at the tip on her head and Sarah's side bangs curled. Ariel was the first to react.
"DAMMIT! WHY DOES THIS SHIT KEEP HAPPENING TO ME! WHAT THE FUCK, NYA~!" Sarah simply stared before calmly looking at her new front curls.
"Hmmm…not bad, not bad at all." Ariel kept on raging, stomping on the floor and waving her fists nearly knocking Honekoneko off of her head like a toddler, a chibi faucet of tears cascading down her round face.
"Hmph, quit acting like you're 3." Ori criticized.
Sarah paused for a moment and watched her small friend start to get red in the face, collar jingling furiously. She grasped her strange necklace and thought, 'Oh crap, here comes a huge swearing rant…'
What happened next was not something she expected.
"Son of a gum chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me, nya? Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods, like this whole world just wants to bend me over and find me in the alps, nyan! Well, as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue with a god dang pig!" Ariel screamed.
"….What the fuck was that?" Sarah asked, eyes wide. Ariel slowly turned around with a creak, eyes tiny dots as Sarah paled.
"Oh nothing, nya…" she answered sweetly. "Just the fact that my hair is pink, nya. ….IT"S PINK!" She yelled. Sarah began to cower as the tiny loli gasped for breath after her tirade.
"…..Let's just go make some motherfucking pasta, nya~."
Sarah/Mara's POV
Italy, I mean Feliciano, had just left us to talk with Kiku, leaving us to make the pasta. Ariel had finally calmed down about her hair and was already fawning over mine.
"It's so curly, nya~!" she squealed as she played with my new Teto-styled, purple chest length bangs. We had already got the water and noodles out and were about to boil the water to make them when I saw Ariel walking to the oven. You see, Ariel was never meant to be in the kitchen. She just wasn't. I can recall the time she told me about how she blew up her microwave heating up frozen chocolate in tinfoil not knowing what would happen, I mean, EVERYONE knows what happens when you heat tinfoil. Or the time she burned herself on a toaster. MAKING TOAST. TOAST. Or that time she literally blew open her oven with lemon squares because she substituted some ingredients. The point is, ARIEL SHOULD NOT BE LET ANYWHERE NEAR A KITCHEN APPLIANCE. It's just an accident waiting to happen. And I believe I was justified when I raced over to her and lifted her clean off her feet by her underarms, Honekoneko almost being knocked off in the process.
"NYA~!" she squealed slightly in surprise.
"Oh HELL NO. You are not going near that oven! Not after the lemon squares!"
"HEY, THAT WAS ONE TIME, NYA~! And it's just pasta. How hard could it be, nya?"
I deadpanned at her, but she held her own with an actually very adorable glare.
"Don't argue with Mara-sama!" Ori interjected angrily.
"…..Fine."
"YAY, NYA~!"
She stared at the oven for a moment, but then all of a sudden, a small Grand-daddy Long Legs Spider crawled on the front burner.
Ariel was silent for a moment before screaming.
" KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE, NYA!"
"You cant control fire, you don't even know how to turn the thing on properly."
" Fine then, KILL IT WITH METAPHORICAL FIRE NYA~!" She shouted while going chibi once more, and I swore that I saw Honekoneko's expression change to match hers', but I'm just imagining things. Right?
Ariel suddenly grabbed the knob the burner.
"Flame on, nya!" She yelled and turned it all the way up, accidentally burning her hand.
"HOLY CRAP! FLAME OFF, FLAME OFF, NYA!" She screeched, jerking her hand away from the burner. To be honest, she scared me.
I grabbed her and practically threw her into the kitchen chair, snatching her hand up to look at it. It was a small burn, not too bad. Easily fixable. I let out a sigh of relief.
I then glanced at Ariel, but her eyes were blank, staring at the ceiling. She was in her own little world.
I blinked worriedly and tried to snap her out of it. "Neko? Neko? Neeeeekkkkkoooooo?" She blinked a few times and looked at me and smiled.
"What, Mara Nee-san, nya?"
"Nee-san?"
"You're my big sister in this world, dipshit nya~." She deadpanned. It looks like she had forgotten about the burn already.
"It's your own fault that you got burned." Ori sneered. I looked up at the black and white chara angrily.
"What the hell is your problem with Neko! Aren't you supposed to be apathetic? Go to your room and think about what you've done!" I yelled at him like a small child who'd been bad. He stared in surprise at my outburst and sadly floated up to our room. I then looked to my friend who now had Honekoneko in her arms.
"Let's make some pasta."
"Yay, nya!"
"But you will go NO WHERE NEAR the oven. I don't want you burning the house down next."
"Awwwww, Nyan~. You're no fun, nya~."
