A/N: This one's meant to be funnier, but I'm not sure. Its a bit weird. Anyway. As you were.
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Frustration
Dialogue only
"Howard?"
"What do you want Vince? You can't keep coming in here and disturbing me when I'm busy."
"Sorry Howard. It's just… Well, you know that mouse that came in the other day?"
"Yeah…"
"Well, it's under the sink, and I saw it, and it scared the livin' hell out o' me. And I knocked one o' Naboo's potions over, and now there's one 'ell of a stink down there."
"Well, clean it up, then!"
"I tried! It's really 'orrible though. I was nearly sick on your jazz records."
"You're lucky you weren't, because I would have strung you up!"
"Please, Howard? Just come an' help me?"
"Fine. Just give me a second."
"Why?"
"Cause I'm watching this."
"What is it?"
"It's a documentary on a legend of jazz: Screamin' Ted Murphy."
"Oh. Boring."
"…"
"Howard?"
"What?"
"Why was he Screamin'?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was always in pain."
"Maybe. But I am, and I don't scream."
"What? Since when were you in constant pain?"
"Never mind. Come on, it's finished now. We gotta clean up before Naboo gets back."
