Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, the teams had to build a cabin, the Bass did pretty well on the challenge, the Wannabe's were doing good until Ana shoot everyone with a nail gun, but sadly no one was hurt. On the other Amber stick with her plan to get the guys out so she injured Jake a little, what am I saying… a lot! He even ended up in a wheelchair. The Gophers lost and send Amber home because Darla told them what Amber was doing and Alex is planning his revenge, what would happen next on total Drama Island!

-theme song plays-

Chris: wake up campers! And meet me outside of the cabins!

Scott: its 6 am at the morning!

Chris: Now that you guys are awake, I have to tell you that the challenge is not until diner time!

Sharon: you made us wake up early for that!

Dylan: ha but your also awake!

-Kelly cries-

Chris: if you asked if I'm awake, that's a lie, this is a tape I made last night, I'm sleeping in my trailer! So good morning!

Peter: I hate that guy!

-Later that day

Chris: so tonight's challenge consists on you cooking a dish for me and chef to eat, the best one will win! I want you to cook some ribs, all you need is at the kitchen you'll get extra points if you add something to the dish, GOOOO.

- Bass

Lenny: we should make French fries too!

Dylan: yeah that's a cool idea!

Kelly: oh and I can make a lemonade!

Rachel: that wont be necessary

-Kelly starts to cry-

Rachel: fine do it!

Kelly: yay!

-Wannabe's

Hannah: how do you turn on this thing?

Peter: its called a stove, and your suppose to turn this thing while pushing the button, not hit it!

-Hannah starts turning and pressing everything-

Peter: you know what ill do it why don't you go help Chong Yin with the salad

-Chong Yin is cutting some vegetables and gives an scare look to Peter-

Peter: you know why don't you just go sit next to Ana to cheer us up?

Ana: you got send here too right?... that's because we own!

Arnold: Darla go get the dressing for the salad

Darla: ok!

-Darla goes into the back part of the kitchen, Alex follows her with a dirty look-

-Gophers

Cameron: so Lisa and I will make the sauce, who is going to cock the ribs?

Ashley: me, Love and Mike, the wheelchair guy can do the salad!

Jake: hey!

-Back of the kitchen

-Darla is looking for the perfect dressing, Alex makes a disgusting one and leaves it in front of Darla without her noticing, she grabs it, Alex does an evil smile, but Darla trips and the dressing bottle breaks-

Alex: ugh!

-He makes another disgusting dressing and puts it in the table again, Darla is about to grab it when…-

Ryan: Darla I found the dressing come help me make the salad!

-Darla leaves-

Alex: ugh!

-Kaylee arrives and grabs the dressing Alex made-

Alex: Kaylee let go of that!

Kaylee: no, its mine! You won't have it!

-Kaylee runs, jumps out the window breaking it and runs into the forest-

Alex: ok?

-Wannabe's

Bonnie: um Peter we have a problem…

Peter: yeah tell me!

Bonnie: well… the stove is on fire, which means the ribs are burned, and I have no idea why the salad turned black and its also on fire!

Peter: I hate my team! Why do we always have to suck!

Sharon: you know you are not in confessionals right?

Peter: oh no seriously (sarcasm)

Ryan: lets just finish this!

-Gophers

Johnny: so the ribs are done, and they taste really good! So we are only missing the salad!

Jake: you know I can only use 1 hand, plus no one even care to help me!

Mike: fine Ill help you!

Love: and I'll do the final touches to the ribs!

-Bass

Dove: anyone seen Kaylee?

Scott: who cares help me serve !

Chris: time's up guys!

-confessionals-

Alex: I look at Darla's team and they were doing really bad, like the salad was on fire, I don't know how they work that out, and the salad was Darla's job so I'ts going to be easier than I thought to get her out!

-ends-

Chris: ok Bass you guys are up!

-They bring the French fries, the ribs and the lemonade-

Chris: this looks good!

-Chris tastes everything—

Chris: wow you guys actually did a great job! Wannabe's your turn!

-The wannabe's arrive with a plate covered-

Chris: presentation awesome!

-the wannabe's remove the cover-

Chris: oh my god! Is this suppose to be ribs?, and why are the potato fries still on fire?

Darla: those aren't French fries! It's a salad… and why it keeps getting on fire?

Chris: ok? Gophers please take this away from me and serve me yours!

-The gophers serve-

Chris: finally some decent food!

-Chris grabs a rib and it's the half of it-

Mike: oh my god! Is that a bugger on the rib Chris is holding?

Chris: what?

Love: oh my god I thought I cleaned them all off!

Chris: you mean there could be more? Grost!

All: ewww!

Chris: ok I think I made my decision, the winners are… The Bass! The ribs were great and the lemonade was like… um wow! Great detail!

Kelly: (saying to Rachel) ha you see!

-Rachel rolls eyes-

Chris: And in second place the Wannabe's, I know the food looked horrible, but at least it wasn't full with germs!

Ana: (whispering) that's what he thinks!

Bonnie: shut up!

Chris: so Gophers I'll see you tonight at eliminations! AGAIN!

Peter: so my team totally sucks, but for some reason we never get third place!

Sharon: you know you're still not on the confessionals! You got to stop doing that!

-confessionals-

Ashley: we lost again?

Alex: I can't believe Darla's team didn't lost, and I can't believe it's going to be harder than I thought to her out, and I can't believe you are still listening to my confessions, because you know I got mad at you for that, you know… Darla I know you are outside!

Darla: sorry!
-Alex gets angry-

-ends-

-Campfire

Chris: so I got 7 Gophers, marshmallows for:

Jake

Ashley

Johnny

Cameron

Lisa

Chris: Last marshmallow goes to:

-Mike and Love are sitting-

Chris: Mike!, sorry Love time to walk the dock of shame!

-Love walks the dock of shame-

-Middle of the night, Bass cabin, girls side

Dove: girls where is Kaylee?

Rachel: shut up I'm trying to sleep!

-Kelly starts crying-

Rachel: oh perfect now you made her cry and she won't shut up for like an hour!

-All the campers wake up and start complaining-