Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, the teams had to build a cabin, the Bass did pretty well on the challenge, the Wannabe's were doing good until Ana shoot everyone with a nail gun, but sadly no one was hurt. On the other Amber stick with her plan to get the guys out so she injured Jake a little, what am I saying… a lot! He even ended up in a wheelchair. The Gophers lost and send Amber home because Darla told them what Amber was doing and Alex is planning his revenge, what would happen next on total Drama Island!
-theme song plays-
Chris: wake up campers! And meet me outside of the cabins!
Scott: its 6 am at the morning!
Chris: Now that you guys are awake, I have to tell you that the challenge is not until diner time!
Sharon: you made us wake up early for that!
Dylan: ha but your also awake!
-Kelly cries-
Chris: if you asked if I'm awake, that's a lie, this is a tape I made last night, I'm sleeping in my trailer! So good morning!
Peter: I hate that guy!
-Later that day
Chris: so tonight's challenge consists on you cooking a dish for me and chef to eat, the best one will win! I want you to cook some ribs, all you need is at the kitchen you'll get extra points if you add something to the dish, GOOOO.
- Bass
Lenny: we should make French fries too!
Dylan: yeah that's a cool idea!
Kelly: oh and I can make a lemonade!
Rachel: that wont be necessary
-Kelly starts to cry-
Rachel: fine do it!
Kelly: yay!
-Wannabe's
Hannah: how do you turn on this thing?
Peter: its called a stove, and your suppose to turn this thing while pushing the button, not hit it!
-Hannah starts turning and pressing everything-
Peter: you know what ill do it why don't you go help Chong Yin with the salad
-Chong Yin is cutting some vegetables and gives an scare look to Peter-
Peter: you know why don't you just go sit next to Ana to cheer us up?
Ana: you got send here too right?... that's because we own!
Arnold: Darla go get the dressing for the salad
Darla: ok!
-Darla goes into the back part of the kitchen, Alex follows her with a dirty look-
-Gophers
Cameron: so Lisa and I will make the sauce, who is going to cock the ribs?
Ashley: me, Love and Mike, the wheelchair guy can do the salad!
Jake: hey!
-Back of the kitchen
-Darla is looking for the perfect dressing, Alex makes a disgusting one and leaves it in front of Darla without her noticing, she grabs it, Alex does an evil smile, but Darla trips and the dressing bottle breaks-
Alex: ugh!
-He makes another disgusting dressing and puts it in the table again, Darla is about to grab it when…-
Ryan: Darla I found the dressing come help me make the salad!
-Darla leaves-
Alex: ugh!
-Kaylee arrives and grabs the dressing Alex made-
Alex: Kaylee let go of that!
Kaylee: no, its mine! You won't have it!
-Kaylee runs, jumps out the window breaking it and runs into the forest-
Alex: ok?
-Wannabe's
Bonnie: um Peter we have a problem…
Peter: yeah tell me!
Bonnie: well… the stove is on fire, which means the ribs are burned, and I have no idea why the salad turned black and its also on fire!
Peter: I hate my team! Why do we always have to suck!
Sharon: you know you are not in confessionals right?
Peter: oh no seriously (sarcasm)
Ryan: lets just finish this!
-Gophers
Johnny: so the ribs are done, and they taste really good! So we are only missing the salad!
Jake: you know I can only use 1 hand, plus no one even care to help me!
Mike: fine Ill help you!
Love: and I'll do the final touches to the ribs!
-Bass
Dove: anyone seen Kaylee?
Scott: who cares help me serve !
Chris: time's up guys!
-confessionals-
Alex: I look at Darla's team and they were doing really bad, like the salad was on fire, I don't know how they work that out, and the salad was Darla's job so I'ts going to be easier than I thought to get her out!
-ends-
Chris: ok Bass you guys are up!
-They bring the French fries, the ribs and the lemonade-
Chris: this looks good!
-Chris tastes everything—
Chris: wow you guys actually did a great job! Wannabe's your turn!
-The wannabe's arrive with a plate covered-
Chris: presentation awesome!
-the wannabe's remove the cover-
Chris: oh my god! Is this suppose to be ribs?, and why are the potato fries still on fire?
Darla: those aren't French fries! It's a salad… and why it keeps getting on fire?
Chris: ok? Gophers please take this away from me and serve me yours!
-The gophers serve-
Chris: finally some decent food!
-Chris grabs a rib and it's the half of it-
Mike: oh my god! Is that a bugger on the rib Chris is holding?
Chris: what?
Love: oh my god I thought I cleaned them all off!
Chris: you mean there could be more? Grost!
All: ewww!
Chris: ok I think I made my decision, the winners are… The Bass! The ribs were great and the lemonade was like… um wow! Great detail!
Kelly: (saying to Rachel) ha you see!
-Rachel rolls eyes-
Chris: And in second place the Wannabe's, I know the food looked horrible, but at least it wasn't full with germs!
Ana: (whispering) that's what he thinks!
Bonnie: shut up!
Chris: so Gophers I'll see you tonight at eliminations! AGAIN!
Peter: so my team totally sucks, but for some reason we never get third place!
Sharon: you know you're still not on the confessionals! You got to stop doing that!
-confessionals-
Ashley: we lost again?
Alex: I can't believe Darla's team didn't lost, and I can't believe it's going to be harder than I thought to her out, and I can't believe you are still listening to my confessions, because you know I got mad at you for that, you know… Darla I know you are outside!
Darla: sorry!
-Alex gets angry-
-ends-
-Campfire
Chris: so I got 7 Gophers, marshmallows for:
Jake
Ashley
Johnny
Cameron
Lisa
Chris: Last marshmallow goes to:
-Mike and Love are sitting-
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…
Chris: Mike!, sorry Love time to walk the dock of shame!
-Love walks the dock of shame-
-Middle of the night, Bass cabin, girls side
Dove: girls where is Kaylee?
Rachel: shut up I'm trying to sleep!
-Kelly starts crying-
Rachel: oh perfect now you made her cry and she won't shut up for like an hour!
-All the campers wake up and start complaining-
