Chapter 4

A/N: Hello again! I know how you adoring fans have been asking for Anubis. I am here to satisfy your wishes!

Sadie: stop the chocolate! It's eating my pumpkins!

Ginger: oh, shut it, you bloody git.

Sadie: don't you go stealing my thing!

Ginger: potatoes ran over my hairbrush. And I'm sorry if this is a little short. I'm doing my best. Also: I need ideas for what to do next. I have characters… just not ideas. Please, help me and supply them! Example: should I introduce more of my own characters, like my OC, Ro? Please, I NEED IDEAS! Again, there is OOCness. And my POV. Also, thank you Arty (Artemis Sagittarius Malfoy) for the emo waffles.

"Oh, Annie, I've been waiting for you." I chuckled.

Anubis whipped his head about, looking for the sound of my voice. I had decided to do this at night, so my blinds were closed. I turned a fluorescent flashlight on, holding it up to my face as if I were about to tell a scary story.

Slowly, Annie turned towards me. "H- who are you?" He choked out.

I smiled. Oh, I must have looked creepy. Of course, that was the desired effect… "I am Emily, self-trained magician, wizard, and demigod."

He blinked a few times and looked around. "It's dark," he complained. "Will you turn on a light?"

I rolled my eyes and turned on the lamp next to my bed. Anubis sighed in relief. "Afraid of the dark?" I questioned.

He looked at me as if to say, I'm the god of death and funerals. What do you think?

I grinned. "I'll take that as a yes."

He moved his hand as if to slap me. I knocked it aside and waggled my pointer finger. "No. Haven't you heard that you're never supposed to hit a girl?"

Annie looked confused at this.

"No? Wow. Sadie really needs to teach you about the modern world. Do you even know what this is?" I asked, waving my flashlight around.

"I'm not an idiot," Anubis said squarely.

"I soooooo believe that. Okay, first question. What do you think of Zarter?"

"I is confuzzled," he said, clearly confuzzled.

"Zia and Carter's names combined," I explained. "Zarter is one of my favoritest couples for Kane Chronicles."

Annie nodded. "Well, I think Carter deserves Zia, and Zia really needs to learn to let out all her built up anger."

I wrote down his answer in my notebook. "Next question. Do you even know what a rutabaga is?"

He stared at me, a hurt look in his eyes. "Of course I do. A rutabaga is one of the little holes you put your shoe laces through."

I laughed at this silly notion. "Not even close. A rutabaga is a root vegetable related to parsnips. One of the main ingredients in a pastie, and also my favorite random word."

I wrote down his answer while giving my explanation. "Question three."

"How many questions are there?" Anubis interrupted. How rude of him!

"You are so much like your girlfriend." I said, rolling my eyes. "There are seven questions. Now, if you'd allow me to continue… question three. Annie, what would you do if you were locked in a closet with Sadie?"

He stared at me as if the answer should be obvious. "I'd make out with her, duh. Now, get me some chocolate."

I stuck my tongue out at him. "No. We don't have chocolate right now, anyway."

Annie gasped. "No chocolate? And don't call me Annie!"

I grinned. "Fine, Nub-nub."

"Only Kabechet can call me that!"

I smiled evilly and wrote down his answer. "Oh, so you admit to having a child? What about Anput? What if I tell HER you said that, huh?"

He winced. "Please, don't tell Sadie or Anput. PLEASE!"

"Fine. But I'm keeping that knowledge as blackmail. Question four: how many fingers am I holding up?" I held my hand up as if to give him a high five.

Anubis rolled his eyes. "Five."

"Wrong! Your thumb isn't a finger!" I took out my mini squirt gun and squirted him.

He spluttered and said, "You imbecile! Fool! You shall pay for this!"

"How much do you want? A quarter?" I asked, holding a quarter out to him.

"Yes, yes I do." Annie started to reach for the quarter.

I quickly snatched it away from him. "Too bad," I said, sticking out my tongue.

I wrote down his answer, as the previous was a question… he was so predictable sometimes. "Question six."

His eyebrows shot up. "What happened to five?"

I smirked. "That last question was question five. Okay. So, what do you think would happen if I introduced Sadie to Anput and Kabechet, Annie?"

Annie gasped. "I AM NOT ANNIE! But… I think that they would introduce themselves, recognize each other, get into a cat fight, stop, and talk about me."

I nodded and wrote it down. "Very last question. What would you say if I sent some emo waffles after you?"

Annie looked very, very afraid. "I would scream in horror and yell for someone to help me."

I grinned at this. I took out a box and opened it. Three emo waffles jumped out and started hitting Annie. He screamed in horror and yelled, "Someone help me!"

Jimmy ran into my room. "I'll help you!" He saw what he was up against and left the room. Anubis fainted. Jimmy came back with a knife and a fork and started ripping up the waffles.

I blinked, surprised, and wrote down his response. I actually did include Jimmy… just for the fun of it. I waved a bottle of vanilla-coconut lotion under Anubis's nose. "Sadie?" He asked.

"Not even. It's Emily, dimwit!"

Annie looked offended at this.

"Oh, just go back to your girlfriend. In the future, remember, I can torture you much, much worse."

Anubis snapped his fingers and disappeared. "Bye, Annie!" I called.

His head popped back out of nowhere. "Two things. Sadie is not my girlfriend… yet. And I AM NOT ANNIE!"

I pushed his head back into the Duat. I grabbed my notebook and ran down to my computer. Unfortunately, Jimmy was on. "Get off," I demanded.

"I still have twenty minutes. Wait your turn.

*Twenty minutes later…*

"Finally!" Jimmy got off the computer. I quickly changed it to my account and wrote down me and Annie's… discussion, shall we say? "Annie, you were lucky, because Zia is up next. And Zia is going to half die of embarrassment. Oh, Zia, have fun surviving me."