Go! Go! Go!

Ichigo: I am sooooooo going to murder you!

Me: Why? D:

Ichigo: You stole the first part of my motherfuckin' name BIOTCH!

Me: ON WITH THE STORY...

Yazuru POV

I am still walking, in the morning. I see a very busty woman with strawberry blonde hair walking into a store called Justice. When she came out she looked dissapointed. She looked at me, and I looked at her then she tried to walk away like she saw nothing. "Hey!" I yelled out. I wanted to find out more about her for two reasons. 1. She was beautiful. 2. She had a strong spiritual pressure sorrounding her. She looked back at me with a questioning look on her face. "Who are you?" She asked. "I don't know, but I have this weird sword..." I said as I pulled out the two foot long sword. Everyone in the area ran off screaming things like "Terrorist!" and "Murderer! Someone call the police!" I looked at all of them like they were breast-feeding babies in the middle of the street. The straberry-blondette put something in her mouth that looked like a gobstopper. Then, she fainted, and came out of her body but at the same time she was wearing a black kimono with a pink scarf on her shoulders. I held back a nosebleed because, her kimono was a very revealing one and it showed much of her cleavage. While I wasn't prepared, she came behind me and said the words "Bakuro #1 Sai!" I then was forced by a magic barrier to get on my knees. I couldn't break free from it. "What the fuck?" I yelled out in frustration. I will only ask you this one more time. Who. Are. You?" I grunted in annoyance. "I don't know! Now, how do you get out of this thing?" She just kept glaring at me. I moved with all of my willpower, and I came free from the invisible barrier. I unsheathed my sword and said "Now it's my turn to ask you. Who are you?"

Yeah...I just thought of this in about an hour. :P Please review! I'm a review pimp!