Me: This chapter is going to be extra long! *winks and nudges keigo*

Keigo: Wha? Who? BOOBIES!

Me: Well that was akward...

Ichigo: Eh, just leave him. He'll be fine after he watches some porn.

Uryu: Porn is just a disgrace if a Quincy watches it.

Me: What do you guys do? Masturbate all day?

Uryu: *blushes* No!

Me: Okie...

Yazuru POV

How dare those fuckers? Pointing weapons at me like I'm their biggest threat. I shrugged it off and walked into a small room with the woman and 12 year old. I walked in and saw an old man sitting in his chair and people in white robes around him. They stood in a straight line like they do that every day. "Yazuru Mikoto!" the old man that REALLY needed to shave his eyebrows yelled.

I was looking around to see who this 'Yazuru' was, but everyone was staring at me. "What?" I asked. "Yazuru Mikoto. You have your duties to attend." said a purple haired woman. "I'LL KILL YOU FOR NOT DOING MY WORK!" A red haired woman yelled. She pounced on me and starting slapping me. Pimp slap, bitch slap, pimp slap, bitch slap. I slapped her boob because I think it hurts women. When I did that, all hell broke loose. She took out her sword and I took out mine. "Awak- HEY YOU SON OF A BITCH! WAKE THE FUCK UP!" All eyes were on her like she was doing charity work.

She mumbled to herself. "AHA!" she yelled in triumph. Flames went everywhere, and everyone screamed except for Old man Yama. "Enough!" he yelled. I thought he was someone important, so I stopped. "Yazuru, you will be staying in the Squad 11 Barracks until Captian Kurosutchi makes the amnesia thingamajig." stated Yammamoto. "You are now dismissed." Everyone flashed out of the room except for a tall, muscular man who had bells on the ends of his hair tips.

"Finally, I get someone strong in my squad!" yelled the man. "I'll have fun wi-" he started. This little girl with pink short hair came from behind him and was on his shoulders. "YAZZZIE!" she yelled. She jumped off gracefully, but chased me alot. I got chased until the little girl said "We're here!" I looked at my settings. I saw alot of sword fighting, people dying, and people playing card games. I finally realized that these were the people that pointed their swords at me when I first came in. "BANKAI BITCHESSSS!" I yelled. They scrambled and tried to run, but my bankai (which is a big tornado with powers you will soon find out about) blocked them. It tore up the whole place and not even Yammamoto could stand on the ground.

He managed to flky towards me and yell "THIS IS WHY ONLY YOU AND I DON'T USE BANKAIIIIII! He flew off and went into the "Team Rocket" sequence, except he didn't say "WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" I stopped my bankai and it was raining people. The little girl said "This is Kenny!" she said as if nothing happened. We both gave eachother a staredown, then flashed to a spot in the air, crossing swords. He pushed me back quite a bit with brute strength. I summoned my shikai and said "Slash, Matsumori!" He didn't even flinch one bit. 'Wow' I thought. "DIKORI!" I yelled. "Surrashu to Seigen Suru!" (slash and restrict) Then, the invisible winds spinned rapidly ,encircling my weapon. It then went to the man, which he dodged then it flashed in front of him and restricted him to the nearest flat surface.

It slashed him and kept him restricted. I unreleased my shikai and walked into the squad's barracks. Unohanna arrived to take him to the "Squad 4 Emergency Building". Before the little girl left she said to me "I'm Yachiru! Bye Bye now!" I wondered around for a while until I found an empty room with a japanese style bed. "I CALL THIS ONE!" I yelled. I started organizing my messy room (I am like that in real life XP) and when I was finished I looked at tit proudly, and went to sleep.

You must likee this chapter because it's long! Please review! I have none! :(