Author's Note: Sorry about the long wait, I had stuff to do. Anyway, here is the epic finale of To Catch an Ed! See you on the other side!

The children of the cul-de-sac were gathering around a large heart. The sun was shining, the birds were flying south, the squirrels were gathering their nuts. Everyone was happy. Everyone, that is, except for Ed.

"Everything ok, Ed?" Edd looked at Ed with concern. He could tell something was wrong.

"Uh, nothing!" Ed said franticly. "I, uh, gotta go to the, uh, bathroom!" Ed ran off.

"Hurry back then!" Edd turned to Eddy. "Eddy? I'm a bit worried about Ed. It's not like him to just run off like this."

"Cheer up!" Eddy put his arm around Edd's neck. "The guy's probably just gunna go grab some gravy or something."

"Hello, Double-D! Hello, Eddy!" Jimmy ran towards them. "Happy Friendship Day!"

"I thought Friendship Day was in the middle of summer." Said Eddy.

"We had to have all the kids in one place for the plot, Eddy." Said Edd.

"What the heck are you talkin' about?" Eddy went over to the giant heart, which was about half done. He picked up some newspapers, dunked them in the glue, and stuck it on the frame of the heart. Jimmy went to the large banner and started painting "Happy Friendship Day" on it. Edd got a paintbrush and started painting the heart red.

Meanwhile, Captain Gravy was watching everything from a tree. He peered through his binoculars. Jonny was certainly going to come today. Wasn't he?

All of a sudden, he saw something out of the corner of his eye. It was huge, like a tank, and rolling out of Jonny's driveway.

He's coming.

The giant tank rolled closer. It was made of wood, and painted green. A large cylinder, like an artillery gun, was sticking out of the front of the tank. Standing in front of the controls was Jonny, wearing his watermelon helmet.

Sarah was the first to notice. She turned around. "Jonny!" she shouted. "What th' heck are you doin'? Can't you see we're celebrating Friendship Day?"

"Of course I can, you brat!" Jonny shouted. "And don't call me Jonny. From now on you may call me, The Gourd!" Jonny gave an evil laugh. "and now I will have my revenge!"

"Not so fast, melonhead of evil!" Ed jumped from the tree. "Surrender, and I may spare your buttocks!"

"ED!" Eddy shouted. "What the heck are you DOIN'? Can't you see we're being attacked by a crazy madman out for revenge?"

"Well, if it isn't everyone's favorite fool, Ed!" Jonny laughed. "Nice superhero costume, NOT! Plank- I mean Splinter says that Halloween isn't for another month!"

"That's Captain Gravy to you, evildoer!" Ed shouted. He jumped on the tank and threw a punch at Jonny. Jonny ducked and tried to kick Ed in the stomach, but Ed jumped to the side and landed on the edge of the Meloninator. He then launched himself at Jonny, grabbing him around the waist and throwing him to the road. Jonny flipped the two of them over, pushed Ed's arms off of him, and got back up.

"You're too late, Captain!" Jonny climbed back onto the Meloninator, grabbed the control levers, and swung the cannon towards Ed. "With just a push of a button, I will unleash havoc onto the cul-de-sac!"

Ed thought fast. He spotted a nearby rake, ran over to it, and broke the head of the rake over his knee. Then he pointed his weapon at Jonny.

"Ed, be careful with that!" Edd shouted. "It could have splinters!"

"Quit worrying, Sockhead!" Eddy sat down in a lawn chair and stuffed his hand into a bag of popcorn. "Everyone loves a good fight scene!"

Jonny glared down at Ed. He grabbed Plank, who was attached to the head of a mop and wearing a mask. Jonny brought Plank up and swung it down on Ed's head. Ed held up his stick, blocking Jonny's attack. Then Jonny swung at Ed's side. Ed blocked again.

"Wow." Eddy stuffed popcorn into his mouth. "Who knew Ed could fence?"

The duel continued for another five minutes. Finally, Ed kicked Jonny in the stomach, sending him flying into the Meloninator. Jonny growled and climbed back up the side of the tank. He pushed a large red button marked, "Melons".

Giant fresh watermelons began to fly from the barrel of the Meloninator. Ed ducked and dodged.

"What a complete waste of a perfectly good summer afternoon snack." Edd commented. "Yeah, a real drag." Kevin muttered. "Be careful, Ed!" Nazz yelled. " If you get watermelon on those new socks, I'm telling Mom!" Sarah shouted. "Get 'em, Gravy Boy!" Eddy bellowed.

Ed jumped onto the Meloninator's barrel and ran towards Jonny. He grabbed him by the shirt, threw him off the machine, and grabbed the control levers. He pulled back as hard as he could, ripping the levers from the machine, which started to beep furiously. Ed stuck his hand into the Meloninator's dashboard, grabbed a handful of wires, and pulled.

Author's Note: Remember when I said this was the finale? I lied.