Summary: Just your typical SAS and Navy SEALS fic, except Alex is the spy that is supposed to train them. They just don't know it yet, and things are about to get interesting.
Rating: T
Spoilers: All of the books
Warnings: Minor cussing (i.e. Crap, hell, and damn)
KEY:
Iota= leader
Zeta=sharpshooter
Kappa= technology genius
Epsilon= medic

A/N: Ok so I've had 1115 people visit my story and three reviews. I am so proud to say I've had people from Egypt, Singapore, Canada, China and so many more visit this story. Thanks a bunch guys! ON TO THE STORY!

Previously on She's the spy?: But by the end of the first verse all of k-unit was treading water and singing their heads off. They didn't sound too bad but the message was clear, they didn't think the Americans were as good as them. They would show them, Americans are just as good just they wait.

Come dinner time, all units were sitting in the canteen gossiping about the day's work. A certain American unit was staring in horror at what the Brit's called 'food'. The rest of k-unit, save Kit, was scarfing down the meal like it was home baked brownies. Kit just poked at her food a little bit, and picked out the more edible bits.

"What's with her?" Iota asked Snake.

"Around two and a half months ago, Kit was kidnapped by a terrorist organization and was held captive for almost two months. During which time she was starved and hasn't gotten back her appetite." Beta unit saw her differently now. In their minds, it all made perfect sense. Kit was here for protection, she obliviously couldn't take care of herself.

What Beta unit failed to notice was the glare that shot daggers at k-unit's very own Snake. The soldiers (British and American alike) headed to their cabins; Beta had a cabin right next to k-units so if they needed anything they would be there. When Beta unit walked into their cabin they noticed, five beds? What they didn't know at the time was that Alex was going to secretly train them.

Kit was staying in Beta unit's cabin because she wanted to know them, she wanted to know their strengths and more importantly, their weaknesses. Beta unit stared in shock as Alex walked in, in her tank-top and sweatpants; with a toothbrush in her mouth.

"Oh, hey guys"

Beta unit just stared before Kappa, being Kappa yelled "YEAH, KIT WILL STAY WITH US!" Long story short: Kappa is now nursing a large bruise on the back of his head and Alex is scarred for life.

"Goodnight!" Alex said with a touch of sugar in her voice. The men chorused back her phrase and turned the light off. All four men fell asleep that night with smiles plastered on their faces.

~time skip to morning~

The SEALS woke up to the sound of giggling, then the noticed the cool breeze. Which was quite unusual seeing as they were indoors, weren't they? As the SEALS opened their eyes, they realized they were still on their mattresses which were not on their bed frames.

"Oh, how original!" Iota shouted back to the mainland seeing as they were in the middle of the lake.

"Why are you shouting?" Kit asked as she popped her head out of the water right next to him, giving him quite a fright. It was then that they remembered what had woken them.

"KIT?" They said in disbelief "did you do this?" she nodded over excitably.

"Well, it was time for you to get up aaaannndddd we had decided to take an early morning swim. So I helped you"

Kappa started sniffling "you're so… considerate! Thank you, thank you" he then tried giving Kit a hug, she swam out of the way at the last minute and he did a face plant into the water. Kit just giggled and began to swim to the camp, where k-unit was waiting for her on the shore.

~Oh look, another time skip~

"Glad to see you ladies finally made it back to shore" Wolf said with a humorous grin, receiving a glare at the ladies part from Alex. "Anyways, you missed breakfast" the SEALS groaned "But Kit here thought that she would bring you some breakfast."

The SEALS perked up at the prospect of getting some food. "But you don't get it yet, you have to catch me first" she said rocking back and forth on her toes. The SEALS idiotically thought this was going to be easy. All of the sudden Alex turned and ran full force to the forest, with the SEALS hot on her heels, well maybe not hot on her heels maybe slowly falling behind.

Alex got bored of her little game after about forty minutes. This 'game' was actually an evaluation test to see how much work was going to be needed. She was not pleased. She had been sitting in this tree for twenty minutes while the SEALS had tried to get her down. They gave up after about ten minutes, reasoning that she had to come down eventually. Alex timed her move just right, with the SEALS all sitting under her tree not looking and when the wind blew just right, she went out on the limb she was on and jumped to the next tree. They didn't even look up. She repeated this move until she was far enough away that she could drop to the ground without attracting their attention. She then proceeded to walk back to camp.

Ten minutes later saw the SEALS stumbling back to camp with big eyes mumbling things like: 'She could be hurt!' 'We lost her' 'We are in deep crap now' they walked straight into k-unit without even realizing it.

"Where's Kit?" Wolf boomed while everyone else in the unit held back snickers.

"Well… tree… chased… lost… GONE!" Iota finally got out.

"I'm sorry I didn't catch that" sounded a feminine voice behind them.

All of Beta unit jumped and turned and jumped as one. "KIT!" they yelled.

"Wow, déjà vous much?" Eagle got out before falling to the ground laughing, a literal ROFL moment.

Snake chocked out something that made them all freeze, "The… sergeant… is… expecting… us… at… shooting… in… two… minutes" instant silence.

"RUN!"The leaders of both units scream, before taking off themselves. They arrive at the shooting range in record time, with just a few seconds to spare.

"Glad to see you could make it" the sergeant commented. "Now shoot" he pointed to a bunch of 5.56mm rifles.

The two units went up and were about to grab the guns when the sarge yelled, "Not yet! You have to dissemble them first, you too Kit." Beta unit watched in awe as Kit dissembled the gun and reassembled it in less than a minute and a half. "Well don't just stand there! Get going! Kit you may start shooting" he said this last part with a bit of pride.

Kit got up and headed to the targets and emptied a clip of bullets at the target, every single one hit. And all of them were close to a bulls eye, one bulls eye and two that were skimming the outer edges of the target. Alex scowled at the two that didn't make it. The Americans just stared in shock, k-unit was used to Kit by now, and they even know where she trained. After everyone else shot, the soldiers made their way over to the hand-to-hand combat range.

Kit was excused from this exercise because she was still recovering from a recent injury, in her right thigh. Of course Beta unit didn't know this, because what is more fun than keeping people in the dark?

Alex could've stayed and watched them but she was called to the sergeants' office, she left while they were fighting. In the office she was directed to the phone and on the other end was one of her least favorite people in the whole world, Mr. Blunt.

"Alexandra, we need you at the bank to discuss your finances. A car should be arriving for you any minute." Alex scowled but complied and left the office to head to the bank.

K-unit and Beta unit wouldn't see Kit for another couple weeks and they had no idea where she was or what disastrous effects this 'meeting' at the 'bank' would have for her.

A/N: Whoa, 1,233 words. I hope you guys like this. I'm trying to update as often as I can. Ok so do you guys like where I'm going with this story? Tell me in a review *hint hint wink wink* anywhooo… yes Alex is a showoff, she's trying to hint who the agent is. But they are being very naïve, the SEALS are there for half a year, I know that's a long time. But I'm the author so what I say goes. Also uhhh… (What was I going to say? Oh yeah,) sorry for all the time skips, I was too lazy to write it all and I'll stop rambling now. Please review and I will love you forever.