Summary: Just your typical SAS and Navy SEALS fic, except Alex is the spy that is supposed to train them. They just don't know it yet, and things are about to get interesting.
Rating: T
Spoilers: All of the books
Warnings: Minor cussing (i.e. Crap, hell, and damn)
KEY:
Iota= leader
Zeta=sharpshooter
Kappa= technology genius
Epsilon= medic

A/N: Sorry for that last author's note. It was a bad day and then to have two consecutive bad reviews just kind of put me down. Thanks a million to Ginaheartscupcakes and LarkaTheWhiteWolf you guys are amazing! So… if you want to give me a name in a review I will put it in my story for you two. Thanks again to all those nonhaters who reviewed ;)

Previously on She's the spy?: Alex scowled but complied and left the office to head to the bank. K-unit and Beta unit wouldn't see Kit for another couple weeks and they had no idea where she was or what disastrous effects this 'meeting' at the 'bank' would have for her.

~Time skip if anyone wants to write a mission that goes along with this be my guest~

Three weeks after Kit had first disappeared she arrived again mysteriously ending up in k-units' cabin in the middle of the night. Kit was even skinnier than before; her hair had lost its shine and was cut in a strange fashion, with her bangs staying in her face, covering her left eye. She woke with a start as several team members called her name in surprise.

"KIT!" Said member jerked upright as her eye that was uncovered shot open.

"WHAT!" She yelled at them, they were all taken aback by her attitude. Snake leaned in closer and noticed her dilated pupils and uneven breathing.

"Shh… Kit, it's me Snake" he murmured "you're at Breacon beacons, you're perfectly safe" she calmed down a bit and seemed to wilt before their eyes. K-unit knew better than to ask about her mission, she would have to respond with the typical 'classified'. This was the worse they had ever seen Kit act, normally she came back and brushed off her mission but this time, this time… something had shaken her. Something had implanted memories on her brain that she was obviously trying to forget.

The day went on as normal as it could get with Alex giving all of them the cold shoulder, not in an 'I hate you' way more in a 'please ignore me I am dealing with something huge and painful' way. K-unit happily complied with her silence but Beta-unit was more prying. They asked her several questions all of which she replied with classified.

Alex was finally starting to settle back into her routine when the something bad happened. The unthinkable in her opinion. The sergeant walked up to the two units while they were doing a trekking exercise. He had decided that it was time for a spontaneous uniform check. He was doing it to all units, and now it was Beta and K-units turn.

"Kit, get that hair out of your face."

"But sir,"

"Are you interrupting me?" He said with a hint of steel in his voice, Kit was use to the glares, having sent and received more vicious ones in her first year of spying. She reluctantly swept the hair out of her eye revealing an eye patch with a big, bloody, scabbing cut crossing where her eye was hidden.

"Oh," was all the sarge could think of. He knew Kit had done something to her eye, but he didn't know what. His curiosity was going to be her problem. The units both gasped when they saw her mangled face. She winced as both medics immediately swooped to get a closer look.

"Kit, what happened? How did your face get like that?" Alex automatically let her mask fall into place and said with more steel than the sergeant could ever muster.

"You know I can't tell you that" it was a threat hiding in the form of a comment, but the meaning was clear. Be quiet or I will rip your spine out and beat you repeatedly with in and then I will pull your eyes out and use them as baseballs. It was safe to say that all of the men took a step back from this dangerous teenager.

"Well, anywho… where is that agent that was supposed to train us? I thought he was supposed to rescue this runt. He should be back by now, where is he?" All of k-unit and the sarge raised an eyebrow at Iota.

"Eesh, are you really that dense? I am the agent; I've been dropping hints, like how I can shoot and so on. I expected you guys to catch on before I left, but now that I'm back you still don't get it." All of Beta-unit froze and then as one they started laughing.

"Haha… you the agent…?"

"Do you… haha… really expect us… haha… to believe that…?"

Kit waited until they stopped and then asked them so, "are you done?"

Kappa was the one to reply to this, "not yet… haha!" Kit who was incredibly P. by then just reached up and shoulder flipped him to the ground.

"Now do you believe me?"

"Yes" he said in little more than a squeak.

"Good"

A/N: This is a really short chapter but it is sort of a filler chapter. Thanks to all who reviewed, and remember, review or I will set an evil enraged Kit on you (MWA HA HA HA!) Please tell me what you think and if you have any ideas feel free to tell me. Remeber, I mean no offense to Americans