Summary: Just your typical SAS and Navy SEALS fic, except Alex is the spy that is supposed to train them. They just don't know it yet, and things are about to get interesting.
Rating: T
Spoilers: All of the books
Warnings: Minor cussing (i.e. Crap, hell, and damn)
KEY:
Iota= leader
Zeta=sharpshooter
Kappa= technology genius
Epsilon= medic

This was randomly written on a sugar high and is not a real chapter see bottom for details.

Previously on she's the spy?: "Eesh, are you really that dense? I am the agent; I've been dropping hints, like how I can shoot and so on. I expected you guys to catch on before I left, but now that I'm back you still don't get it." All of Beta-unit froze and then as one they started laughing. "Haha… you the agent…?" "Do you… haha… really expect us… haha… to believe that…?" Kit waited until they stopped and then asked them so, "are you done?" Kappa was the one to reply to this, "not yet… haha!" Kit who was incredibly P. by then just reached up and shoulder flipped him to the ground. "Now do you believe me?" "Yes" he said in little more than a squeak. "Good"

"Time to get training" she said with a quirked eyebrow. They got wide-eyed at the prospect of the little girl they had known turning into this hardcore killing machine. All the sudden she yelled in a dramatic fashion, "TO THE MATS!" and ran off towards the hand-to-hand combat area leaving them with expressions clearly saying 'wait… WHAT?'

The men all the sudden realized they were supposed to follow her, so they did just that taking off in the general direction.

"Took you long enough" said Kit getting up off the ground where she had been playing solitaire with cards from who-knows-where.

Kappa took a second glance at the cards and was visibly stunned. "Is that a cat?" Both units leaned in closer and realized she was playing with six suits. The suit of crosses and the suit of cats were among her other cards. (Name that book)

All the sudden Kit took the ace of cats and threw it in the Americans faces; there was a BANG and then a bunch of tear gas. The SEALS eyes were watering and they were partially blind. "God Kit, give us some warning before you do something like that."

"Well I told you training had already started, and you know" she said her voice getting very quiet so they all had to lean in to hear her. "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.

"Eesh… I liked you better when you were a random sweet little girl. And quit quoting Harry Potter for pete's sake"

"To a well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." Iota did a great big face-palm and sat down heavily.

"And this is the uber special superspy that we came all the way from America to train with."

A/N: This is just a little something I came up with to tell you I am not abandoning this story it will just be on hold for a while as I need to work on my other story. I will probably delete this chapter when I come back unless you vote for me to keep it and build upon it. We're looking at a break anywhere from three days to a month so yeah, I'll try to update ASAP but for now toodles!