Mr. Resetti (requested by Shiny Kirby)
Kid, I see what you're up to
Don't be such a little sneak!
Resettin' your game is a crime; ya hear?
How many times have you heard me speak?
I've lectured you a million times
On how life's not for cheatin'
Resettin' is cruel, a scandal, dishonest!
It's lying, it's deceivin'!
Oh, you think I won't notice, kid?
There's no way you can hide!
I'll pop up right beside your door
The moment you step outside!
And as if that ain't enough
My bro will come to see you!
(Sometimes I gotta rest, ya know?
For all the stress you put me through!)
Life is simple enough, kid!
So why go pressin' reset?
The next time I catch you, though...
Oh, the lecture you'll get!
