Mr. Resetti (requested by Shiny Kirby)

Kid, I see what you're up to

Don't be such a little sneak!

Resettin' your game is a crime; ya hear?

How many times have you heard me speak?

I've lectured you a million times

On how life's not for cheatin'

Resettin' is cruel, a scandal, dishonest!

It's lying, it's deceivin'!

Oh, you think I won't notice, kid?

There's no way you can hide!

I'll pop up right beside your door

The moment you step outside!

And as if that ain't enough

My bro will come to see you!

(Sometimes I gotta rest, ya know?

For all the stress you put me through!)

Life is simple enough, kid!

So why go pressin' reset?

The next time I catch you, though...

Oh, the lecture you'll get!