Blathers's Fear of Insects (for Hoehomi-Chan and Shiny Kirby!)

Robust cicadas are repulsive to me
The most vile thing that could ever be!
So gross to touch, and I hate the way they sing!

You may say you like butterflies
Truth is, they're monsters in disguise!
How could there ever be such a nasty little thing?

And worms? You surely kid, you must!
They make me shiver in disgust!
So slimy and icky, and how they have no hands or feet!

And mantises, as I'm sure you know
Are the ones that really have to go
I mean, have you ever watched those guys eat?

Oh, bugs; so grotesque and vile!
Certainly they're not my style
Please! How many will you dare to donate?

A cricket here! A bagworm there!
You must live to give me a scare!
Celeste must handle the next one, or I shall faint...