This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a United Star ship Enterprise and Starfleet control. The Radio conversation was released by the president of the federation because he doesn't want other Starfleet personnel to make the same mistake .

- Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

- Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.

- This Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise. I say again, divert YOUR course.

- No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

- THIS IS THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE; WE ARE A LARGE CONSITUTION CLASS STARSHIP WITH TORPEDOES AND PHASERS. DIVERT YOUR COURSE!

- This the planet Earth. Your call