A/N= Just trying something new that I thought of a while ago. I don't know if it will go anywhere since I'm going to be really busy (as in extremely busy) this summer.

But please review if you do think I should go on or not and if you think it's good, bad, horrible, terrific, whatever. :)


"Does this look crooked to you?" Castle asked. He tried to straighten the dirty blond wig on his head, but each time he shifted it made it look worse. His dark brown hair kept falling out all around his head at awkward angles. He turned around to face Beckett with a look of woe on his face. "If I cant get this wig on my head how am I going to be able to pull off being a drug dealer?"

"Here, let me help." Beckett walked over to Castle and stood at close proximity she started slipping his hair under the wig. "And Castle you are not a drug dealer."

"Close enough." When Beckett was done Castle looked back in the mirror. "This doesn't look natural."

"I told you, you should have went with the auburn one." Beckett ran her fingers through the soft hair of the wig. "I think it's kinda sexy, though."

Castle turned back around with his eyebrow crooked. "Mmmh, really?" He leaned in and kissed her hard on the lips. "I do kinda like your wig too, the black is extraordinarily sexy."

The locker room door opened and Castle and Becket hastily took a step apart. Detective Greek walked in with two files in his hands.

Greek was on the guns and gangs force of the 12th. He specifically recruited Beckett, because she was one of the best detectives and could pull off any undercover operation. He still wasn't to fond of the idea of Castle. Esposito said that Castle was just as good as any real cop, and since Greek was good friends with Esposito he trusted his word.

"Here are the files on the dealers we are trying to put away." He handed Castle and Becket each one of the files. "We don't have anything solid on them, but we know they are still dealin', and we got word a month back that they are selling to teenagers. That was the point that we knew we had to take this into our own hands."

"And so this undercover operation." Castle finished.

Greek looked from Beckett to Castle and momentarily debated if he wanted Castle to do it. "Yeah," he told them. "Be out front in twenty minutes. Esposito and I will drive you a block away from the apartments we have set up for you. I will give you all the details on the way there."

When Greek left Castle's hands were back around Beckett's waist. "This will be kinda fun. Me and you, in an apartment pretending to be married."

"Fun, Castle? We are going to be in a coach roach infested apartment that probably smells like rotting wood, mildew, and mold with drug deals living above us. And you call that fun?"

"I will be with you wont I?" Castle leaned in to kiss her but Beckett slipped out of his arms and went and stood in front of the mirror to touch up on her thick-kinda-sluty make-up.

"Aren't you so romantic."

"I just cant contain myself when I'm around you." he turned around and wrapped his arms around her from behind.

"Two for two. Wow, lover boy you're on a role."

He leaned in to whisper in her ear. "It's man. Lover man."

Kate giggled and leaned her head into his. "There are clothes in that black duffle bag that you have to wear."

"Are yours in here too?" he asked as he went to retrieve the bag from across the locker room. Castle unzipped the bag as he walked back over. He casually sat on the bench as he dug through it. She knew when he found what she was going to be wearing, because his eyes widened. "Greek didn't say anything about you being a prostitute on the side." He held up a mini black skit in front of his face.

Beckett ripped it out of his hands and then whacked him with it. "It's what most of the girls where in that neighbor hood, you don't want me to stand out, do you?"

"I never said you shouldn't wear it, I was just stating that, that is the shortest mini skirt I ever saw… and that's saying something, because-"

"Castle!"

"Op, sorry," he said sheepishly.

Kate rolled her eyes as she unzipped her jeans and pulled them to the tile floor. She didn't care that Castle was staring at her with a mesmerized face and his jaw hanging to the floor with drool threatening to drip out. He had seen her with her clothes off, or close to it, many times before, but it seemed as if it had the same affect on him every time. Kate pulled the mini skit on and snapped her fingers in front of Castle's face. "Snap out of it."

"God, you're so irresistible." He rested his hands on her hips and pulled her closer.

"Castle, get dressed," She ordered. "We only have a few minutes."

"We have plenty of time,"

"Castle," she warned with her eyes and voice.

He gave her a saddened look, like a baby not getting candy.

She leaned down and brushed her nose along his jaw line until her mouth was at his ear. Her hot breath caressed his cheek and swirled down his neck. "But we are going to have so much more fun playing drug dealer house together." She taunted him with his own imagination.

He shivered in delightful response as Kate winked at him.

Kate picked up the duffle bag off the floor and pulled out dark blue, almost black, jeans and a black v neck t-shirt.

Castle seemed to finally come out of his daze. "Shouldn't I have better clothes?"

Kate rolled her eyes once again. "Castle, we are a poor married couple trying to make it by, you should be happy it's not worse."

"I don't know what could be worse than this shirt."

"I think you would look pretty good in it." she enticed him. She brushed her hands down his arms. "It would show off your muscular arms and your broad shoulders."

Castle sighed, but complied by pulling off his shirt, and it was Kate's turn to be mesmerized by him. She placed her warm hand on his chest and intertwined her fingers with his chest hair. She kissed his forehead before she went and dug through the duffle bag as she looked for "their" wedding bands.


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