HEY WHAT'S UP. NEWEST UPDATE. I'M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD RIGHT NOW. JUST FOUND OUT I AM GOING TO MY FIRST EVER ANIME CONVENTION THIS OCTOBER. SEEMS LIKE ALONG WAY AWAY BUT THIS SHIT TAKES PLANNING. GOT TO GET MY COSPLAY StUFF TOGETHER, MAKE PLANS WITH THE FELLOW ANIME FREAKS I CALL FRIENDS, AND WORK MY ASS OFF TO COME UP WITH THE MONEY TO DO IT ALL. IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEGINNING OF MY COSPLAY YOUTUBE CHANNEL IF I EVER GET THAT SET UP LIKE I WANT TO. XD SO YA FAN:DOM. I WILL BE THERE AND IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!
ANYWAY BACK ONTO TOPIC. MY NEWEST CHAPTER. BIG CHANGES ARE COMING ALONG WITH BIG SURPRISES. MAKES ME GIDDY JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! ENJOY
Ch 5
Sasuke woke that morning to the smell of something burning and the blaring of the fire alarm. He threw on some sweats and ran down the stairs, only to find Naruto swearing at a toaster. "Fuck, work you god damn piece of shit!" Sasuke laughed "Are you OK?" Naruto turned to look at Sasuke, annoyed. "No I am not OK. This motherfucking toaster hates me. It keeps burning my toast and setting off the fire alarm. You know what, fuck this. If you want food your gonna have to make it yourself cuz i suck at this home Ec crap." Growled the blond. 'He's obviously not a morning person.' thought the raven with a smirk. He promply grabbed the blond by the shoulders and threw him up the stairs. "Go get changed into something semi decent." Naruto glared before running up the stairs. He grabbed his cell and hit 2 on speed dial. "Hey Gaara, ya its me. Call the guys. Tell em to meet me in room 4:2 in bout an hour and a half. ...Thanks." After making his phone call, and still in his boxers he sauntered back down the stairs to find the Raven stationed in front of the stove, scrambling eggs and frying bacon at the same time. 'God has sent me an angel!' thought Naruto as he whipped round Sasuke to steal a strip of gloriously greasy meat, just before the raven could slap his hand away.
After about 10 more minutes Sasuke took all the bacon and eggs and started dishing it out on two plates. Sasuke turned, with the blond still deep in thought of the days to come when he didn't have to eat take-out or insta ramen everyday. "How about this? I make food in exchange for housing and stuff." Coming back to his sense, Naruto stepped up to Sasuke, Causing the raven to back up a few steps. His heart sped up. 'What the hell is wrong with me? Get a grip Sasuke!' But he didn't listen to his inner voice, because at that moment he noticed his house mates shirt, or lack of it. "That's not necassary Sasuke. I'm more then happy to put you up." replied the blond with a glint in his eyes. Sasuke had backed into the counter, "No really. I want to pay you back." Naruto leaned closer, utill he was practically on top of the teen. "If you say so Sasuke." he whispered. Then without another word he snatched his plate from behind Sasuke and flopped in a chair.
'What just happened?' asked the raven. After digging into his food the blond looked up to a flushed Sasuke. With his mouth still full he said "Oh ya. The gang and I won't be heading to school today, so you'll have to find other seating arrangments. But don't mention the warehouse." The young teen looked up,confuesed, but didn't question. About 10 minutes after he had left, the front door opened and inwalked 8 of the most dangerous people in all of Konaha.
The 8 people walked up the stairs and onto the fourth floor. Walking into the 2nd room they all sat at the round table that took up a majority of the room. Naruto was already seated with his back to them, the tip of his thumb in between his teeth. The others took their seats quietly, knowing not to interrupt his thoughts. Gaara took a seat to his right, Yagura to his left, clearly stating who was in charge. After everyone was seated, Naruto turned around and look at the 8 people he cared for most in the world.
Back at school, Sasuke took his seat at the lunch table with this other friends. The 4 boys had been joined by Ino and Sakura, who were seated, much to Sasuke's dismay, on either side of him. Kiba looked up at Sasuke with a shocked look on his face. Shika seemed as indifferent as ever, while the other three look at him in confusion. "What do you mean your staying at Naruto's place?" asked Kiba. "Well turns out, he found out I was homeless and made me come stay with him." "Wait your homeless?" shouted Choji. "Ya. have been since I was like 7. It's no big deal." "No big deal. Man you could have stayed with me!" screamed Kiba. "Kiba, you hardly have room in your house for you." reminded Shika. "Plus, if Naruto has enough room I don't see the problem with it." "Thank you Shikamaru." replied the raven thankfully. The dog-loving brunet quickly spoke. "Alright I see your point. But I wanna meet this guy and actually talk to sure he's not a drug addict or a murderer." The last comment made Sasuke a little uncomfortable. "I'm not dead so I can assure you he's not a murderer. And he has no drugs, that I have seen. SO I'm sure he's quite safe." "I don't care. I want to meet him, so set it up, OK Sasuke. I wanna make sure your safe. It worries me how you hang with those guys so much." "Fine. I'll talk to Naruto about it tonight."
"No!"yelled Yagura. "I don't want him here!" "Yagura calm down." said Uta "What harm can it do?" "What harm can it do?" he screeched Yagura in reply. "What harm. Did you forget last time we let someone in. He ran off to join THEM!" "Dude, seriously, chill out. There ain't no need to shout." rapped Killer Bee. Everyone got very quiet. Finally, Gaara spoke. "I agree with Naruto." Uta spoke as well. "I do also. WE made him leader. We need to trust his judgement." Yugito nodded her agreement and Killer Bee gave them all a big thumbs up. "I say we just punt the kid over the fence and say 'see ya later, sucker.'" Said Yagura. "I have to agree with Yagura on this one, N." Stated Roshi. "I don't care either way. As long as we don't repeat last time, I don't mind the kid hanging round." Said Itan.
"How do we know that after we tell him everything, that he won't bail like you-know-who did?" asked Yagura. "We don't. So how about this. We train him for a couple days. See how he holds up. The ask him if he still wants to stay. If he says yes then we explain what the Akastuki already know. See if he still wants to stay. If he says yes, we take him with us once. IF he still wants to stay, we tell him everything? Sound good?" asked Naruto logically. "Great way to get the point across, but then again that's why your the boss." rapped Killer Bee. The others nodded. "Alright then. Training starts tomorrow. Who wants him first?" Yagura immediately shot to his feet. Since I'm third in command I say I should get him first. Naruto has other obligations and Gaara was never much of a teacher." "I can see the logic in that. Alright Yagura. You get first shot. Just don't kill him yet. Ok?" asked the blond. "No prob Naruto. But remember you said nothing about crippling or maiming beyond recognition." replied yagura with an evil smile. "You know, I worry about you sometimes." After that, the others left, all except Yagura, Gaara and Naruto.
"Listen. Naruto." "Yagura. Don't even bother. I know what your gonna say and its not like that." "I just wanna make sure your OK. I don't want to recreate that incident all those years ago." 'Yagura. Its cool. No worries." "Ok. as long as were still cool." The bumped fists just as the front door opened. "Hey Naruto! Where the fuck are ya. Gotta talk to ya!" "Sasuke. I'm right next to you." "Holy shit! I did not see you there!" "Obviously. Listen come sit on the coach with me for a sec."
"Wait so let me get this straight. If I train here. with you guys. In the art of self defense. I can stick around?" asked the raven. "Basically" replied Gaara. "Awesome. When do we start?" "Now!" Yagura grabbed Sasuke and ran straight for the stairs. When Sasuke saw where they were going he immediately stopped. "I'm not supposed to go up there. Naruto's orders and since I'm currently freeloading, I'm not gonna go round pushing my luck." Naruto laughed. 'Score one for me. Take that Yagura!' "Its cool Sasuke. You have my permission to go, when accompanied by one of us." "Seriously. Oh my god yes. I have been wanting to know what the fuck was up there forever." With out another word, Sasuke sprinted up the last stairs like there was no tomorrow,leaving Naurto and Gaara to run up after him, laughing their asses off.
The hallway was fairly simple. There were about 4 rooms, which was not many considering the other floors. "We renovated this one. Paid extra to get contractors to put it up and all." " Aw man that's awesome! Wish I had the cash to do stuff like this." "Well if you had cash you wouldn't be freeloading would you?" asked Naruto as he ran up beside Sasuke. "You got a point there. So which room?" "Number 3" replied Yagura. They all walked in together to see a huge room. It was filled with so much training equipment it put all the gyms to shame. There was a boxing ring to one side, some workout machines on another. Weightlifting machines decorated a small corner while another was filled with, yes you guessed it, weapons. All kinds of deadly toys, from guns, to knives, to super sharp sticks. "Jesus! What the hell is all this?" asked Sasuke, still astonished. "Its our training room." replied Yagura with a smirk. He walked in to the center of the room and looked around. I guess we should start with the basics." he said slowly. "Yes. I think it would be good to start there. Don't want him dying on the job." laughed Naruto. Yagura got an evil look on his face and pulled Sasuke to the center of the boxing ring. Never before had Sasuke been so afraid for his life, as when the young teen looked at him.
After about three hours of Yagura pumbling Sasuke Naruto told them it was enough for now and to take a break. They will start again in a half hour. Sasuke collapsed on the floor. "How do you guys do this?" he asked exhausted. "Years of practice man. Years of practice. Your a fast learner though so you'll get it in no time." replied his blond roommate. After the break they went at it again until dinner. Sasuke was to tired to cook so Naruto order chinese for dinner. "Sorry guys." mumbled Sasuke from the coach on the first floor. "Not a problem man. It was fun." replied Yagura, which surprised everyone, except Gaara, who seemed unaffected. "Ya. We're used to takeout. Have you seen Naruto try to cook?" "Ya he was making toast this morning. Well actually more like burning it and the swearing at it for 20 minutes before trying again." They all laughed.
The next day Sasuke thought his muscles were about to kill him. But that didn't stop him form meeting with Yagura, Naruto, and Gaara anyway. After about 2 hours of beating the crap out of Sasuke, Gaara asked Naruto if he wanted to go at it. Standing up Naruto walked over to his side of the ring, while watching Sasuke flop on the floor next to Yagura, who was whispering in his ear. "Watch. They are the best fighters so you might learn something."
The two stood in the center of the ring, not moving, just watching. They just stood there for what seemed like hours before Gaara ran forward. He ran up behind the blond, who had yet to move. Gaara came up to kick him and just before making contact, his leg was grabbed by the blond. Using Gaara's own momentum, Naruto flipped him on his stomach. Gaara rolled over and jumped up, just before Naruto's foot could hit his ribs. As Naruto was regaining his position Gaara took aim for his face, just missing his cheek when Naruto jumped out of the way. This went on for quite some time, both aiming for deadly blows, but neither never actually making contact. It look like it had come straight from one of those really good street movies. The ones that make it look real. After about an hour they finally stopped, dripping in sweat with minor cuts and bruises. The kind that will disappear in a few days. Sasuke jumped up, turned to his training partner and growled. "Again." Yagura simply smiled, stood up, and took his position.
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FUNNY STORY: PLEASE FEEL FREE TO IGNORE IF YOU SO PLEASE
SO I WAS SITTING AT HOME WHEN IT CAME TO ME. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BIND MY CHEST FOR THE COSPLAY COSTUME. I'M GOING AS HIDAN, WHO IS A MAN AND THEREFOR HAS NO BOOBS.
SO I WRAP MYSELF IN ACE WRAP, JUST TO MAKE SURE I CAN DO IT AND DON'T HAVE TO BUY ALL THIS SHIT TO MAKE IT WORK. I'M WALKING INTO MY KITCHEN. I HAD PLANNED TO TRY AND GO ALL DAY WITH IT ON, TO MAEK SURE IT WAS COMFORATBLE AND THAT I DID'T DIE FROM LACK OF OXYGEN. SUDDENLY MY MOTHER WALKS IN. (YES I AM A MINOR SO I STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS. DEAL WITH IT) SHE TAKES ONE LOOK AT ME AND THEN WITH A WEIRD FACE ASKS ME A FUNNY QUESTION
M-"DEAR. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BOOBS?"
PRC-"I PUT THEM IN THE BOOB BANK."
MY LITTLE BRO-"YOU CAN DO THAT? OH MY GOD!"
PRC-" YES TYLER. PEOPLE CAN PYHSICALLY REMOVE PARTS OF THEIR BODY AND PUT IN THE BANK."
TYLER-"AWESOME. CAN I DO THAT? PLEASE MOM?"
MOM-"TYLER. YOU CAN'T REMOVE BODY PARTS AND PUT IT IN THE BANK. I'M QUITE SURE IT'S ILLEGAL AND WILL GET ME ARRESTED FOR THOSE PESKY CHILD ABUSE LAWS."
PRC-"DAMN THOSE CHILD ABUSE LAWS. ALWAYS SCREW THINGS UP."
TYLER-"BUT HER BOOBS R IN THE BANK! WHY CAN'T I PUT MINE IN THERE?"
MOM-"FIRST, BECAUSE YOU ARE A BOY. YOU DON'T HAVE BOOBS. AND TWO. SHE WAS BEING SARCASTIC. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BOOB BANK."
PRC-"IT'S TRUE. I'M BINDING THEM FOR COSPLAY"
MOM-"NERD"
PRC-"BITCH"
MOM-"WOW. LOVE YOU TOO!"
LOVE MY FAMILY. LOL U MIGHT NOT HAVE FOUND IT AMUSING BUT I DID. :)
