Title: How to Catch 'Straight' a Guy
Genre: Romance/ Humor
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I no own
Note: This fic is AU, has OOC, Yaoi, Yuri, and some odd couples. Pairings include: 1x2, 3x4, 5xR and various others. If you are uncomfortable with any of those this is not the fic for you.
Summary: I'm Duo Maxwell, an all in all sexy beast. Just about every girl wants me. Unfortunately for them I'm as straight as the letter 'S'. And unfortunatly for me I just so happen to be crushing on the straightest guy in school.
INTERMISSION I
WUFEI'S POV
Duo Maxwell was an idiot.
I couldn't understand what the big deal was, how hard was it to talk to someone? Honestly, if it were me, this all would've been done and over with quickly. I would either make friends with the person, or I'd at least know if they were interested in me or not. I don't believe in pining.
Unfortunately, Duo couldn't be as smart as me. Nor did he have any form of common sense. Instead he conjured up this ridiculous plan. This wasn't his first time being stupid, and I knew for a fact this wouldn't be the last time either.
I had no idea how I had gotten dragged into this nonsense.
I, on the other hand, was currently looking around the cafeteria with a purpose. I was doing exactly what Duo had asked for me. Not to help with his idiotic notions. But because I was a fool with this idiotic crush on this stupid girl whom had just broken up with her boyfriend. Said boyfriend was the exact same one that my friend wanted to jump into bed with.
Relena was easy to spot, I quickly made my way over to her. She was sitting alone, reading the Charles Dickins book that we were told to read for AP English.
"Hello Wufei," She smiled kindly up at me. It had been nearly three weeks since her ex had crushed her heart.
Unlike my friend, I had actually gotten somewhere with the little side task that was assigned to me. Relena was a good friend of my closest cousin Merian, and although I didn't know about it until a few days ago I had made my move smoothly. Relena and I had a few classes together, but we met formally through my cousin, and within that first hour we had gotten into a heated debate about politics. It had been surprisingly fun.
"Hello Relena, would you like to sit with us today?" I asked, trying not to show how nervous I was before her. I held on tightly to my lunch tray.
The two of us had been on speaking terms with one another around campus, and had even worked together on a few assignments. But it wasn't until today that I had the nerve to finally ask her to eat lunch with us.
Ever since their breakup Relena had nowhere to sit. She and her ex were in the same group of friends, and she didn't have the strength to be at the same table with him.
Despite the fact that she knew about Duo's crush and plan via Merian, she smiled up at me. "Yes, please."
According to my cousin, the blond confided that her ex was more than likely gay, and she had been his beard since they were children. I had yet to say anything to Duo about it, not wanting to give out false information.
She followed me over to the other side of the cafeteria.
Quatre grinned at the sight of us approaching; Duo looked as if he were choking on air.
"I hope you two don't mind," I said to them while I gave them pointed looks.
My own selfish plans were that Relena and I were to be an item by winter break. It was a coincidence that my objective happened to coincide with that of my friends'.
TBC
Originally Written: 3/13/08
Rewritten: 7/19/12
MLL: Mostly just filler. I don't even remember originally writing this chapter. Please review. Flames are always welcome.
