Title: How to Catch 'Straight' a Guy

Genre: Romance/ Humor

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I no own

Note: This fic is AU, has OOC, Yaoi, Yuri, and some odd couples. Pairings include: 1x2, 3x4, 5xR and various others. If you are uncomfortable with any of those this is not the fic for you.

Summary: I'm Duo Maxwell, an all in all sexy beast. Just about every girl wants me. Unfortunately for them I'm as straight as the letter 'S'. And unfortunately for me I just so happen to be crushing on the straightest guy in school.


INTERMISSION III

RELENA'S POV


It didn't surprise me to see Heero on my doorstep after school. He usually came straight after practice. The last practice of the year had come and gone. Heero was no longer a football star, and I was no longer the head cheerleader. It happened so quickly, our reign over the school during the last four years was coming to a rather abrupt end with graduation only a few months away.

I let Heero inside of the house, leading the way toward the kitchen. It was my firm belief that the kitchen will always be the heart of any home. I glanced at Heero, on the surface he looked as calm and collected as usual, but his eyes gave his emotions away. He was annoyed.

"So, what happened this time?" I asked, pouring two cups of ginger tea.

Everything that was going on between my best friend and Duo amused me. They had been hanging out together for a while now, and it didn't seem as if their relationship was going any further than it had gone. According to Heero they should have reached at least second base already.

"Hn," Heero began, but paused as he took a tentative sip of tea, "that braided idiot obviously can't read signs to save his life."

I felt a smirk make its way onto my face, "I'm pretty sure Duo's literate Heero. Maybe the signs you're throwing his way are incomprehensible?"

He frowned at me.

My face broke up into a grin and a giggle escaped, "He's Heero illiterate!"

Blue eyes narrowed and gave me a deadpanned look. I thought my joke was brilliant. If Trowa were here he'd laugh himself to tears.

"You're jokes are crap 'Lena," Heero stated, drinking some more tea.

"Trowa likes them," I pointed out.

"Trowa has a horrible sense of humor." He countered.

I rolled my eyes at him. "What exactly did Duo do to make you irked?" I asked, shifting our attention back to the original topic.

"We went to the movies and saw that latest horror film, and I did that stupid move of putting my arm around his seat," Heero shrugged, "that didn't work. So I put my arm around his shoulders." He paused for a moment, his eyes trained on his cup.

"Go on," I egged.

"Duo looked at me, finally, and asks me if I was ok. He asked if I was scared of the movie." He glared at the cup.

"And?" I wanted to hear the rest.

"I told him no. So he then asked, 'then why are you holding on to me for dear life?' and I immediately dropped my arm and shifted away from him for the rest of the film." Heero sighed pathetically.

I looked at him for a moment before laughing, earning myself a nasty glare. Yes, I was laughing at Heero's misfortune. If your best friend can't laugh at you, who can? Right?

"This whole situation between the two of you is so pathetic!" I breathed between laughs, "Just kiss him already!"

"It's not that simple!" Heero frowned again. The seriousness of his tone made me regain composure, "I'm not like you or Trowa. I can't just go up to someone and ask them out."

I sighed and touched his arm, "Oh Heero, there are plenty of ways to go about this."

"Are you sure he's gay?" He was looking down at his feet, which were covered by a pair of ugly mustard yellow converse.

I nodded, "Trust me Heero. I know for a fact that he is. And I also know for a fact that he likes you."

"I just don't know if this is worth it 'Lena. I mean, we're all going to be graduating this year. With our luck we'll all be sent to different schools. What's the point of starting a relationship toward the end of the school year? This could all be a waste of time." He sighed again.

I frowned at him, "Even if this is a waste of time, you know as well as I do that this is one of the best ways to help you cope with your sexuality. Even if you and Duo don't end up together, or the relationship is short lived, you won't be able to look back and regret not doing it. And what's more, you'll be able to take something from this and learn from it."

His deep blue eyes gave me a searching look, and I nodded vigorously in order to convince him.


Heero left about an hour later after we worked on some homework together. But what he had said left an impression on me, because he was right. Where was all of this going? What was going to happen to Wufei and I once we've graduated? Deep down I knew the answer to that, Wufei wanted to go to Stanford. I wanted to go to Brown.

I closed my eyes and pushed my hair back into a messy low bun. I had finally landed me the guy that I've always wanted, but once we leave high school, was that the end of our relationship?

With a heavy sigh, I rubbed my face with my hands. There was no point in getting depressed about this now! There was no point in thinking about all of this now. I should just enjoy the time that I have with Wufei.

Thinking about Wufei left me wanting, so with a shy smile I picked up my cell phone and dialed his number. We've been together for only two months, but I was ready to have him and let me have me all the way.

He was a little hesitant at what I was suggesting, but nerves were only natural since we were both still virgins. Eventually I managed to talk him into it, and he made his way to my house around seven in the evening.


Wufei left my house at midnight with one last passionate kiss. Around twelve thirty I heard my parents come home. They had been away on business over the last week.

With a happy sigh I looked around my bedroom, my bedside lamp had been on for the entire night so far, and I spied a pair of black boxers crumpled on the ground. I let out a small laugh as I got out of bed and shimmied into the boxers, enjoying the feeling of them against my skin. Throwing on a tank top, I quickly changed my bedding before turning off the light and dozing off into a stress-free sleep. I would shower in the morning.

If anything, I'll just have to push Duo in the right direction tomorrow during school. Though right now, my thoughts were filled with Wufei, and just how much I loved him.

My eyes immediately flew open. Did I just admit to myself that I was in love with Wufei?

Oh. Fuck.


TBC


Originally Written: 5/7/09

Rewritten: 7/26/12


MLL: I love making Heero an insecure teen. And I like Relena.