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"Hello world and welcome to Totally Evil Island", said a familiar grey bipedal rhino," The show where Pokémon from the age of 14-22 compete in challenges, make friends, and
"Hopefully live", said a familiar blue fairy.
"Yeah what he said", Rhydon said sounding dull," Why do you have to always interrupt me when I talk."
"Because I can tell the viewers the facts without them waiting for you to finish", Azelf bragged.
"Whatever", Rhydon sneered then he spotted a Walrein arriving at shore," Yes Victims."
A blue Pokémon stepped out. The Pokémon had whiskers and a pink nose. It stood on two feet and had shell swords on its hips. He also had a beaver tail and black ears. The Pokémon walked up the hosts and nodded.
"Not much of a talker ay Dew", Rhydon observed.
Off the same Walrein was a yellow cat with whiskers and a coin on her forehead.
"Hello, nice to meet you all, "She said.
"Hello Morgan", Rhydon greeted.
She went and stood next to Dew.
Next came a Wailord and 5 campers came off it. A shiny Lilligant, a Buizel who looked like a fighter, a happy Glaceon, a quiet Arcanine, and a fun-loving Luxray.
"Hello Jet", Rhydon greeted.
"…"
"Not much of a talker, ok how you doing Cano", Rhydon said hoping for an answer.
"…"
"What's his problem?"
"Well", Sparky started to say," Its personal".
"Hello peasants, you may address me as "Princess Lilly", Lilly said trying to turn all attention to her.
"Oh god", everyone thought.
"Anyway", Rhydon said trying to change the subject," How are you doing Nina", changing his attention to her.
"Hello it's good to be here. I hope I make friends," She replied.
"Oh yeah, there are many confessionals around the island", Rhydon informed.
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Cano smiled.
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"Oh and we changed the number of contestants from 28 to 32," Rhydon said.
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The next Wailord came and a pink sheep with an orb and a purple ribbon at the end of her tail.
"Hello everyone, I hope we can all be friends", She said.
She sat down next to Jet "Hello how are you doing", she asked.
"Hi", Jet said tersely.
"Man this is so boring", Azelf said," How about we just make a short montage about them coming and they don't say anything at all?"
"Well won't that be lame?" Rhydon answered. "Like you".
"Hey".
A steel bird and a big tall and pretty bunny arrived at the dock.
"Hello nice to meet you all", Phoenix said.
"Urm um... Hi", Mia said.
Next arrival was an electric lion, a green warrior, and a black dog. Soru the Luxio, Jason the Gallade, and Luna the Mightyena.
"This is going to be awesome; I'm so ready for jumping off a cliff", Soru said excitingly.
"Jumping off cliffs is so cliché we're doing another challenge", Rhydon explained," How are you doing Jason, how do you think of this island".
Jason gasps and said "It could be worse."
"Ugh rude", Rhydon said," How about you Luna do you feel the same".
Luna shrugged.
Next arrivals were a candle stick, a two warrior like creatures with blades around them and a black dog.
"Chandler, Blade, Ken, and Arthur what up", Rhydon asked.
"My new adventure starts here", Chandler said.
"Yeah you haven't seen anything", Rhydon and Azelf said to themselves.
Blade took a deep breath and said", here it goes, and I hope I make friends.
Ken was soaked in water and fatigue "Swimming this far is hard when you're a steel type", he said panting then he fainted and started vomiting blood.
Everyone was disgusted.
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"Man", Blade said sitting in the confessional," He's psycho, he probably gives a bad impression on the Bisharp race".
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"Sup losers "Arthur said. He walks up to Azelf and gives a handshake then Azelf get shocked.
"" Azelf screamed so loudly it could be heard throughout the whole island.
Everyone bursts into laughter.
The next 2 campers were racing on their Lapras. They were constantly trying to get on front of each other. They landed on shore at about the same time.
"I totally won that Kai", one of them said.
"Sure Travis living a life of lies as always, but either way I'm still better than you", Kai taunted.
"Na I still won that battle yo", Travis replied.
"Anyway", Rhydon said trying to break apart the conversation," How ya doing Travis and Kai".
"It's great to be here yo", Travis replied.
Kai just shrugged at stood next to the others.
"How much more campers left Azelf?" Rhydon asked.
"Well since there is 19 here, 13 left", Azelf replied.
Next came a Lugia which dropped down the rest of the contestants on a giant bed.
"Aurora, Drew, Flare what up", Rhydon asked as a Sneasel, Pikachu, and Monferno stepped off the bed.
Drew was the first to recover from consciousness and looked around, "Well aren't there a whole lot of pretty girls on this dump", he said as he looked at some of them. Lots of girls blushed.
Aurora decided to not talked and walked away.
Flare just waves at everyone and went to the crowd.
Next to get off the bed was a shiny Cyndaquil.
"Hi Blare", Rhydon said.
"Um heh hi", she said shyly. Then she ran away and hid behind Kai.
"Hang on little fellow", Kai said.
Then of the bed came a spider with a neon blue masquerade, an Irish Zigzagoon, a rather calm Electabuzz, and a dangerous looking Spiritomb.
"Top o` the morning ye! Nice to meet ye!" the Zigzagoon said whose name happened to be Ryan. He walked up to the hosts and said "Top o` the morning".
"Hi", Rhydon said.
Azelf grumbled.
"Ah let me guess, it because no oine loikes ye and ye'll never get a date" then he walked away laughing.
"I bet $20 he'll get no friends", Azelf grumbled
"Deal", Rhydon said.
"Dude the way you pissed off Azelf was boss", Arthur said.
"Ye be right it was", Ryan replied.
They fist pump and start to laugh.
"So about the $20", Rhydon said smiling.
They saw confetti burst everywhere. "Ladies and Gentlemen and all killers out there; welcome Harvey", Harvey said as a spider with a masquerade appeared out of the confetti. Then he waved at the crowd and disappeared.
"Whoa he's gone", Rhydon said.
"I'm right here", said a voice in the crowd. Everyone turned to see Harvey standing right there.
"Whoa that's skill", Arthur said astonished.
"It's not all that great", said a voice on the beach. Everyone saw a purple ghost emerging from a stone.
"So I guess you are Volodarskii", Rhydon said.
"… This place is terrible already", Volodarskii said.
"Thank you we don't actually care for the island's nature", Rhydon said smiling.
"Excuse me", Harvey said," My tricks are amazingly, spectacularly, jaw droppingly supreme, if you don't like it so be it, but hey you can't do it".
Volodarskii growled," You dare insult me, I curse you for eternity mwahhahahahhahhaahha*cough* aw s**t", he said as he walked to the crowd being more mobile than other Spiritomb.
"Ok that was creepy how about you", Azelf said pointing to the Electabuzz.
"Greeting gentlemen and lovely ladies. My name is John".
Azelf gave him a handshake and John muttered", Thunderbolt", and Azelf got shocked. He starts laughing hysterically and says" Oh s**t you actually fell for it! Gyahahahahaahah! Loser! Such a moron! Name's Destroy remember it."
Next to get off the bed was a Servine. "Hello there anyone cares for a glass", he asked.
"If he means beer yes please", Destroy said.
"Well not exacta
"THUNDERBOLT", Destroy screamed.
The Servine fell to the ground. Destroy shook his head and ran up to the Servine" I'm terribly sorry sir, name's John", he said as he held out his hand. John pulled the Servine up," Hi I'm Swift", the Servine said still badly injured.
Next off were a Dragonair, a Zoroark, and a Tyranitar
"So Sapphire, Zeshan, Rosie how are you doing", Rhydon asked.
Sapphire smiled and said" Nice to see all of you".
"You know we have too much nice characters", Azelf commented.
"I guess we'll have to change that", Rhydon said chuckling.
"Some challenge this will be", Zeshan muttered.
"Gluten tag is there a forest around here", Rosie said.
The last to get off the bed was a fox that had nine tails. It also had black eyes and was truly beautiful. Every guy stared in awe.
"Whoa she's quite something, don't you think Cano", Sparky said," Cano? "Cano was drooling. Sparky laughed.
"Now that everyone is here let's take a tour of the island", Rhydon said. They walked around looking at the beach the forest, and the mountains. This island had everything.
They arrived at the cabins. There were four cabins. Two were red and two were black.
"These are your cabins", Rhydon announced, "The red ones are for the girls of each team and the black ones are the boys of each teams. This leads me to say the teams. Team 1 is the Black Kyrems, which consists of Lilly, Harvey, Morgan, Dew, Aurora, Flare, Travis, Kai, Luna, Sparky, Vixen, Cano, John, Swift, Chandler, and Blade. Team 2 is the White Kyrems, which consists of Ken, Zeshan, Sapphire, Mia, Phoenix, Nina, Soru, Jet, Sally, Arthur, Ryan, Volodarskii, Blare, Rosie, Drew, and Jason."
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"I think Cano is happy to be in the same team as Vixen", Sparky said" At least I get to be with the pretty dog".
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Cano still smiling.
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In the Black Kyrems girls cabins there was three bunk beds. Two on one side and one on the other side. There was also a bathroom and a lot of extra empty space. Lilly had already set up a desk with a mirror there with some help. Flare bunked with Aurora, Luna bunked with Vixen, and Morgan bunked with Lilly.
Morgan was on the bottom bed on the side of the room with only one bunk. She was sketching some things (Mostly Pokémon) on her sketchpad. Lilly was sleeping trying to catch some beauty sleep. Aurora and Flare were talking about stuff.
"Wow you're a runaway!" Aurora exclaimed.
"Yeah but don't tell anyone, I don't want them to feel sorry for me", Flare said.
"Sure"
{In the black Kyrems boys' cabins}
It was a lot more filled and a lot more bunks. They were having a little party trying to get to know everyone. Harvey was putting on a little show and they also ordered pizza from Swanna's Perfected Pizza. There was music because Travis brought a stereo in his luggage. Everyone was chilling out.
"Hey Blade this almost beats being a reality TV show host", Chandler said.
"Yep", Blade said dancing.
{In the trailers cabin}
"Having fun are we", Rhydon said evilly.
"Seriously, you put a camera in there cabin", Azelf said eating some Pizza.
"Oh they think this is so fun", Rhydon muttered completely ignoring Azelf.
Well that is my first chapter. I'm not that good at beginnings but it's decent. So what evil ambitions does Rhydon have in mind? Will John/Destroy ever control his multiple personality? Will Volodarskii keep cursing? Probably. You might find out most of these questions in the next chapter. Stay tuned to more Humor, Drama, and Pain but mostly Pain.
