Chapter 3
*me and yang walk in.*
Me: hello every one. Welcome to another chapter of what happens now.
*yang rolls eyes: God its amazing you got this far with this story.
*Me: Shut it you. Anyways enjoy this chapter.
*Yang: If you can that is.
Disclaimer-as you guys know I don't own any thing from Naruto wish I did though. Then I wouldn't have to work for a living.
While Sasuke was having his conflict at the hospital, Naruto was laying on top of his apartments' roof staring at the bright shining starts twinkling in the clear knight sky. Then the kyuubi no yuoko woke from his nap and saw his host looking at the stars.
"Hey kit. What the fuck are doing in this fine night? You should be finding a mate than being in this god forsaken you call a village." The kyuubi asked him. He then yawned showing his jagged teeth in the process.
"Nothing you want to know you stupid fox. When are you ever going you getting off that matting thing?" he said to him.
The kyuubi started to laugh at what Naruto said to him. His laughter was like thunder to Naruto.
"Kit you know gown on me during the three years. So come on tell me what one your mind."
"Will if you must know I was thinking about Hinata and-"
"Wait are you talking about that white eye girl that was stalking you in you academy days? The same girl that you were totally oblivious to and missed all thing signs that she liked you. The very same one that everyone knew but you like the brainless stupid fucking idiot you are? Kyuubi said interrupting Naruto in midsentence.
"Yes that Hinata you jerk. Can I continue talking or are you going to interrupt me again?"
"Yes you can kit."
"Anyway, I was thinking about Hinata and was thinking how she changed and was wondering on what she was doing. Wondering if she still liked me you know."
"Well kit you could stalker like she did to you back then stalker. Who knows you could catch her fingering her self and calling your name." The kyuubi said with a perverted smile on his face.
Before Naruto can say anything, his mind was then flooded with a naked Hinata. She was fingering her self while calling his name in ecstasy. His face turned red a trail of blood was coming from his nose. He was shaking his head trying to het the images out while kyuubi was laughing hysterically at his host face.
"Well kit, your sensei if rubbing off on you."
"B…baka!" Naruto said and shut his mind out from the kyuubi before he gave him more images. Then he couldn't hear the kyuubi anymore, he some one walk at the ground and wanted to see who it was. He went to the edge of his apartment and saw his perverted teacher, Jiraiya. Naruto noticed that his teacher was heading towards the hokage tower.
Jiraiya didn't notice Naruto watching him so he kept on going. That's when he stopped walking to see a woman with blond hair and a big rack. Naruto and Jiraiya both new who it was.
"Hmm what those two are doing at this time of the night." Naruto thought watching the couple.
"Jiraiya, just the man I wanted to see." Tsunade said with a happy voice.
"O really?" he said while staring intently at her boobs and fighting off the erg to starts fondling them and taking notes for his book. By now Tsunade would pound him into the ground calling him his usually names and threading him to kill him. But instead to Naruto surprise she giggled.
"Jiraiya, are you staring at my boobs again?" she asked in a playful tone.
"O love, why would I stare at them when I get captured in you r beautiful eyes." He said while pulling her closer to him.
While they were oblivious to him, Naruto had an evil smile on his face. He was going to have fun talking about the secret couple he saw and having some black mail on them so he can get back at them for either teasing him or humiliate him in front of every one.
"Hey is me or is there certain blond watching as?" Jiraiya whispered in Tsunade ear while nodding his head to Naruto's apartment roof revealing his blond hair making him easy to see. When Tsunade saw the blonds head sticking out she giggled and walked over to the apartment. With chakra forming in one of her figures, she gently flicked the wall making the apartment shake violently and making Naruto fall to the ground in front of the couple.
"So Naruto, what were you doing on the roof just now?" Jiraiya asked looking down at his idiot student while tapping his foot. While Tsunade starts getting ready to pound him for spying on them.
"Uh…I…I was just…just star gazing. I was star gazing." He said nervously with sweat forming on his head.
"Uh-huh. Stargazing." He said.
"Yeah I…was." Naruto said when he heard Tsunade popping her knuckles. That's when Naruto knew that he was in a world of pain.
"Well gaki, this actually be the last time I see. I guessing you should run now." He said now standing to his side allowing Tsunade to stand above of Naruto with a smile that sent a shiver down Naruto's spine. Naruto panicked and went up and got his head in Tsunade's mounds.
"That did it. Nice knowing you Naruto." Jiraiya thought with a laugh.
Naruto was running for his life from Tsunade right at his heels screaming to cut the very thing that made him a man him into the night.
