Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural.

Author's Note: Sorry for such a leave of absence guys. Real life got in the way in a really horrible way! Not to mention I had three exams last year, pretty much every 3-4 months. Anyway, I hope you guys like this. The action's going to start kicking off in the next couple of chapters; so will the humour. For those of you who watch Gossip Girl, you might get the few winks I've been sending your way. Anyway, I hope you guys like it. 100 words on the dot, word of the week was card. (I'm more than a year behind times but I'm determined to catch up!)


The Embittered Monologue

Card

Dean swore he could actually see stars spinning around his head. (He had an idea what Sasquatch would say about that - something pompous with unnecessarily long words.)

The two ghost girls were going at it, and Dean was thankful for their distraction. He wasn't in any position to defend himself, let alone take two ghosts down, even if they were little girls. (He could almost hear Sam mocking him now.)

"You sent him the valentine's day card, signing my name," the new ghost girl was shrieking.

Dean wondered if his headache was from the fall or adolescent ghost girls!