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Warning- Cheesy pick-up lines may not be suitable for mentally stable people. ;D
Previously, on There For You-Feature- Deep Blue Sea:
There is someone there for you, too, even if you get in trouble looking for them." a new, and very frustrated voice chimed in.
"And you're about to be in a lot of it, Fullmetal!" Edward turned slowly, and cautiously, for there, in the doorway, stood a very pissed looking Fuhrer.
And now, for the grand finale!
Edward's jaw slackened a bit.
"Erm...Hello Roy..." Roy slowly advanced.
"Don't you 'Hello Roy' me. You're in trouble, mister." Roy was about eight feet away when Lan-Fan made her appearance.
"Hello, sir." She jumped to the floor in front of Roy, holding a dagger. "I'd appreciate if you didn't advance any further. Roy snarled.
"He is my subordinate under my jurisdiction. You have no right!"
"Actually, this has nothing to do with politics, good Fuhrer." Ling spoke up. "I am protecting him as a friend, not a citizen. Which reminds me, how did you get in?" At that, Roy looked a bit guilty, then he straightened.
"The guards recognized me as the leader of an allied country. They let me past."
"Hmm? Well, I have no intention of letting you harm Edward."
"And I have no intention of harming him. Maybe just a little over-due discipline." Ling opened his eyes to look at Roy. He then waved to Lan-Fan and closed his eyes again.
"Well, why don't you and your stealthy Lieutenant join us for dinner." Roy raised an eyebrow.
"We can sense a human's presence. Surely you knew that after the fight with the Homunculi?" Ed grunted and muttered something about old age.
They sat at the table, which was covered in every imaginable food. From cheese curds to octopus, and even cow tongue.
"Thank you for the wonderful meal, your grace." Roy thanked him in utter respect and book-licking favor. Edward felt sick. Damn these politics. Edward was seated to the right of Ling, and the left of Roy. Goodie. This would be fun. The meal passed very slowly for Edward. It was all about trade between the countries and the like. Lan-Fan seemed equally bored and engaged Edward in conversation, for which he was glad.
"How has Alphonse been?" Edward smiled. He had learned quickly to get over it. Ling was right, there were other fish in the sea.
"He's doing well. He will soon be a father, and is getting married in a few days." the warrior frowned.
"Won't you still be here?"
"Yeah, but the Bastard won't let me go. I tried to run-away here, but he still manages to find me." She adopted a cheery smile.
"But that's what fathers do, right?" Edward stopped and looked at the currently engaged Fuhrer. He smiled.
"Yeah. I suppose it is. He keeps me out of trouble far more often than I'd like. Sometimes I wish Hoenhiem were like that."
"The one who abandoned you?"
"Yeah. But he really isn't a bad man. I learned that over the short time before the promised day. He left to find a way to grow old. He only wanted to die with Trisha." Lan-Fan gave him a sympathetic smile.
"Grandfather Fu was furious when I had lost my right arm. But then he felt horrible. He knelt next to me and wept. It shows they care."
When dinner was over, Mustang had quite literally dragged Edward by the ear to a sectioned off room.
"You idiot! You damn well scared me!" Ed flinched.
"Why? I left you a note!" Roy seethed.
"So? How do I know someone else didn't write that? How do I know you weren't mugged along the way?!" Edward then felt horrible. He didn't know he caused that much pain. He felt a slow tear roll down his cheek. Great, Roy thought. I come here trying to get to know the boy and I make him cry. Now what? Roy sighed.
"Ed."
"..."
"Edward, please, understand, I was just worried." He hugged the boy close. "You can come to me for anything. No matter what, I'm always there for you."
WARNING! PICK UP LINES BELOW X0
Roy, Edward, and Raymond had traveled back early and made a surprise show up at Winry and Alphonse's wedding. Two years later, Edward found a nice girl who worked at a flower shop. He used obscene pick up lines like 'I lost my phone number, can I have yours?' Or 'Are you wearing space-pants? Cause that ass is out of this world! Some-how, she fell for him. Coincidentally, her name was May.(1) Edward became a father a few years later and spoiled his four year old nephew. Roy was married to Riza four months after Alphonse's wedding. He became known as the Fuhrer of peace, and had three children. Royce Edward Mustang was their first child. What happens next is up to you, dear readers.
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Hey guys. I suck with endings. I know. Rub it in why don't ya? Also, this was shorter than the other chapters, sorry X( Anyway, idk if I should keep writing drabbles or not. If so, I BEG YOU to PLEASE REVIEW and give me prompts!
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(1) I named her May, pronounced the same way as Mei (Chang). (See brother-hood) How many ways do people come up with to spell May!?
