Aww, guys, thanks, I appreciate the love you have for my story, but anyway, since it really weird "_" saying "I love you" to readers I don't know, I'll just do this instead, so let me present to you the 7th chapter of, Kami, you've got to be kidding me?
Disclaimers; I will seriously pitch a fit if you don't know the disclaimers
Thoughts- in Italic
Beast talking- in bold
Kami's talking- Underline
Flashback- in Italic also
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Ren Pov
Really, this day could have turned out better, I trudged along the shabby forest path, making to sure to keep my aura down and my guard up. "Youko, I don't know where we are, but I know we gotta figure out where the others are fast," I sighed, looking at Youko resting on my shoulder, he nuzzled my cheek softly.
"Thanks I needed it," I brought my hand up and petted him softly, "be gone you filthy lower scum!" I blinked, was that squawking I heard? I walked faster towards the sound of yelling, and roars. When I glanced into the small clearing, I couldn't help but sweat drop.
There crouching, I think, on the dirt path was the small toad, imp thing, Yoakai that followed Lord Sesshomaru around like a fateful guard dog. In front of him was a large rabbit Yoakai standing on its two hind legs like a human, its brown frizzy fur sticking out in every direction, its muzzle oozing salvia all over the imp, razor sharp claws posed ready to strike, and its beady red eyes glaring down at its victim, which happened to be the imp.
Wow, I thought rabbits where suppose to be one of the cutest things in the world next to babies and chocolate, just wait until the future gets a load if this, I shook my head in disgust, and after a few minutes of thinking, I finally decided to save the toad, Imp thing. Setting down Youko, with a quick word of "stay," I rushed into the clearing, drawing my whip, I sent it shooting out towards the Yoakai, managing to wrap around the thing's wrist before he can strike down the imp.
"You human dare disturb my feasting?" I rolled my eyes; even the ugliest Yoakai's have high egos, "what's it to you fur ball?" I glared, jumping a good 12 feet away from the thing, then tugging with all my human might, sending the thing flying towards me, about 2 feet away from me, I sent some of my Yoakai through my whip, I might not be able to purify, but I sure as hell able to creatures into ashes with raw power, watching the Yoakai turn to ash before my eyes.
With a delicate smirk planted on my face, I folded my whip back up, placing it neatly inside my small satchel. Turning to look at the imp, I twitched slightly, he didn't even get injured and he's already unconscious, walking towards the Imp until I was in front of him, I bent down and began poking him with my index finger, trying to at least get a squawk out of it.
After a couple of pokes I felt a soft nuzzle on my side, I turned my head to the left and smiled, Youko sat beside me, his face buried into my side. "W-what happened?" I grinned, turning to look at the now awake imp, rubbing his head, finally he looked up at me, and with a loud squawk he grabbed his staff that was lying beside him and bopped me upside my head.
I blinked for a few minutes, trying to just register what the stupid thing just did, Youko's growling snapping me out of it, I stood up fast, bringing my leg back, and with a quick motion, I had kicked the damn thing in the face, sending him flying somewhere far away from me, and with a smirk, I picked up Youko and walked out of the clearing.
Shippo Pov
Damn Imp got what he disserved for hitting Mate.
But did you see here when she killed that Yoakai? Her aura was that of a dragon demoness, I think there is more to Mate then we first thought.
You are right, that means we must hurry and turn back into our originally form for the sake of being able to mate with our Vixen.
Grr, like I'd ever let any bastard touch what's ours in the first place.
Sango Pov
"What the hell!" I had just been walking with Eru walking next to me when a green slimy thing connected with my chest and sent me sprawled out onto the ground, ugh this thing stinks, I pealed the thing of my chest, hurling it at a tree, then standing up fast, gripping my Hirikotsu tighter, preparing for attack if the thing was alive.
I wasn't wrong, it was alive, but it so happened to be that loud ugly imp that traveled with Lord Sesshomaru. Great, first I wake up to find myself alone in the forest, and now I gotta deal with this green booger, "another human? Why don't you disgusting humans leave?" I growled, raising a fist, I slammed it into the green imp's head, successfully knocking him out again.
"Come on Eru, leave the thing alone, you don't know what kind of things rot on his body," I called, snapping Eru out of his glaring contest with the Imp's unconscious body. Leaving the thing behind, Eru and I slowly began our normal pace towards the West, I was never good at directions, On my way towards the West, again not sure, I had killed at least two demons, twin snakes, both looking for an easy meal.
I showed those bastards, I grinned evilly, remembering how I had sent both demons flying.
+ (Flashback) +
It was a couple of minutes after I had discovered I was alone with only Eru with me, I had heard a loud laughter coming from behind me, and when I had turned, I had set my eyes on a two snake demons. The bigger snake demon had green scales, holding its body about a good feet above the tree line, its black eyes looking at me like a meal, the smaller one was about a couple inches shorter, its black eyes looking at me like I was a meal just like the bigger one had been.
"Hmmm, brother-r-r-r-r, doesn't the girl-l-l-l-l seem-m-m-m-m like a fine meal-l-l-l-l?" The shorter one hissed, I glared, "Eru, hide now," Eru seemed to debate with himself for a while, and with a low growl and what I thought was a glare, Eru rushed into the forest, just then the bigger one chuckled low, slithering a little closer to me, "hmm, ye-s-s-s-s she does-s-s-s," with a wicked grin the bigger one lunged at me, thinking fast I grabbed my Hirikotsu I slung it at the rushing snake demon fast, cutting straight through the snake's body.
Seeing its friend get killed, the smaller one rushed me, "you bitch!" I smirked at what he said as if it was a joke, dropping my Hirikotsu on the ground, I ran towards the snake, meeting him half way, I pulled my dagger, jumping into the air avoiding a slash to the face, I threw my dagger at the snake demon, puncturing his left eye, "ugh, damn it all to hell, you wench!" It grabbed its eye roaring and screaming in pain, and while he was busy I rushed back to where my Hirikotsu was.
Spinning on the balls of my feet fast, I spun around a couple of times, and after about the sixth time, I let my Hirikotsu go, cutting through the demon fast and swiftly. Leaving nothing but demon guts behind, catching my Hirikotsu, I put it back on my back, "come on Eru, time to go!" I smirked, Eru came trotting out wide eyed, looking at the snake's corpse, then jumping into my arms, making my way through the corpse carefully.
+ (Flashback) +
I sighed, it feels good being able to fight without Inuyasha, and Miroku hogging all the action, I grinned.
Bankotsu Pov
Hot damn, that woman can fight!
She is going to be fun to play and love.
It's going to be even better when we mate her.
Wish it would come sooner though.
Damn straight.
Kagome Pov
Why, why now to be lost in a forest? I frowned, maneuvering my way through the forest with Dai on top of my head, holding on. "Help me, someone?" I froze, huh, someone must be in trouble. "Shut your trap you filthy human, once I devour you, no one will be able to help you!" I growled, I had just about enough of demons right now!
Grabbing my bow and arrow and readying them, I rushed towards the sound of the voices, "hold on Dai!" I told my puppy, putting some of my Miko Ki into the arrow, I made it through the forest into the clearing, finding a rat demon, giant and ugly, undressing a struggling woman no older looking than me, "stop now demon!" The rat demon stopped, looking back at me, his red eyes seemed to sparkle when he saw me, "ah, I have never tasted a Miko before; maybe you are as good as you are pure?"
He moved closer towards me, his giant pink tail swooshing back and forth gleefully, I shuddered, ugh, when I said I wanted to attract males, I mean males with legs, lips, and imposable thumbs, I sweat dropped, "I must have you!" It screeched, rushing towards me, thinking fast I let one arrow fly, and hitting dead center in the chest.
It looked down, then back up at me, and before it disintegrated, it hissed angrily at me, "bitch!" I laughed, eh, you know the saying, life is a bitch and so am. Putting my weapon away, I walked cautiously towards the female slowly. Though before I could even take a step, she came barreling into me, knocking Dai off my head with a slight squeak.
"Thank you Miko-sama, thank you!" She smiled at me lightly, then getting up quickly and rushing into the forest probably going back to her village. Wow that was weird, "lets go Dai," I opened my arms waiting for Dai to jump into my arms and once he did, I began walking again, the strange encounter way back behind the thoughts of finding my friends again.
Sesshomaru Pov
See Mate take care of herself.
I do not care if the Miko can take care of herself or not, I will not mate her.
You will realize that she is our soul mate some day, I'll make sure of that.
Beast, you will never learn, will you, the Miko is pure, and why would I want a human let alone a Miko, demon's worst enemy as my mate?
Living in the past is never good.
Kikyo Pov
"First phase of the plan has been completed," I turned to look at my Mate and his friend, Miroku. They both nodded, "good," I smirked holding my hand out receiving a new woman's soul to keep me living from my soul stealers.
"Mate, we must hurry and take your soul back from the bitch," Inuyasha snarled, I smiled a sick smile, such a loyal mate, I walked towards Inuyasha, putting my hand on his cheek, "do not worry my love, we will get it soon enough," I whispered, kissing him lightly.
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