It had been a few hours after the whole 'pay up bitch' incident which went over so well. I had to pay those idiots! Manipulative bitch…

"You, darling did amazing," Mindfang was slightly dragging me "Maybe you should've been an actress." I was sure she was smiling. We were in an empty area otherwise we wouldn't have dropped the act.

"Never…I-I…I couldn't force myself to do something that ridiculous." I realized we were holding hands I pulled my hand out of her grasp. "Are you aware that you're going to have to pay me back…"

"What's with the personality change, sweetheart?" I glared at her. She kept avoiding my attempts at getting my hard earned money back!

"I don't feel the need to have my 'true' personality around you…in fact I should arrest you right now" I stopped walking. Why does she do this to my head! Do I hate her to the point of ending her? Or just enough…enough to…well drive her completely insane? Would this effect how well I could bring the balance back to the scales of the law?

"Then do it, darling, I dare you." I placed my cane on the ground next to me.

We had an awkward silence. I wasn't going to dare move to arrest her. She knew it was coming. I wanted her to lest expect it. I was sure she thought I didn't have the guts to do so now.

"Ha, I didn't realize you were soft, Reglare!"

"Was that meant to be sexual or not, Mindfang?" she grabbed both of my arms and put them over my head as she backed us up into the wall behind me.

"I don't know was it, darling?" her face was mere inches in front of mine. Her breath was warm right as I'd lose that warmth it would be replaced.

"I thought…you said no…funny….business."

"Darling, I say lots of things but...you have to actually see if my fingers are crossed…" her free hand traveled down my back.

"I can't see anything…you bitch!" she didn't seem to the name I had just called her. She just kept moving her hand. Slowly back up then back down moving to the side each time. At this rate she'd find my handcuffs and there is no way in hell I'd wear them!

"You seem to be enjoying yourself, no?" I moved my foot over one of hers and pressed the heel into the toe of hers. "Owch! That was a bitch move" I shoved her away from me. I didn't notice her hand had been near my belt.

And what you think happened did. No, not sex… heavens no! I have a bit more class than that thank you! We landed on the ground yet again. Thankfully I didn't have her weight on top of me this time.

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I didn't mind that Redglare was on top of me. I was just waiting for her to realize how she looked when she sat up. Both legs on either side of me…granted she'd be sitting on my stomach. However, I did mind that my head hit her fucking decorated stick! "Sweetheart…mind getting you stick before I break it?"

"It's a cane!" she leaned over to grab it.

"Now, sweetheart, I hope you don't mind me saying this…but do you realize what this looks like?" I gestured at the pose we had

"What about it, Mindfang…too much for you to handle? I thought you were willing to do anything…or was I mistaken?"

"Did I say that?" I started rubbing the back of my head…I would have a nice bump there later. She didn't respond right away….unless laugher is a response.

"I thought that the 'great pirate Mindfang' was up for any sexual experience." My jaw dropped. Was she serious? She pushed my lower jaw upward. "Of course, I'm not one for mixing business with pleasure…" with that she begin to cuff me.

"You're such a fucking tease!" I smiled "But I didn't know you were one for bondage, Redglare."

"You'd like to know" I jerked my arm away from her grasp and sat up and pushed her down.

"Oh, but I have a few ideas of my own…care to get off this muddy ground and find out?" I smiled even though I knew she couldn't see it.

"As I said I don't mix business with-"

"Will you shut up already? I'm not 'business' I'm just a bad girl who enjoys taking more than giving! Besides we both know your fooling yourself with the whole 'I don't do anything that the law doesn't allow…I'm married to the law book' I think I could break you…"

"Bullshit!"

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I tried to shove her off of me but that wasn't getting me anywhere due to the fact that almost removed my top at one point. Eventually we back to where we started the 'fight'. I was fuming because she managed to put me in the cuffs. She'd put my arms around her neck and lifted me off the ground which had starled me but I ignored it after a while. Giving in to the annoying little voice was much better than ignoring it and being frustrated with myself. Yes, my hate for this woman was strong…but at least I could have my way with her…as she said she's a bad girl…but I bet I could give her a run for her money.

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[AN]: Tada~ I think this is how I want Redglare to be…with a personality that she hides with fake ones that change depending on the situation….now I personally didn't want to write the acting part…maybe I'll make it a flash back…later on…now I think you should listen to a song called kiss me kill me by mest. That song is such an inspiration to their relationship. XD I hope this came out better…reviews are nice but I don't force them…