Right, I would just like to say how incredibly sorry I am for the late post. I got Lego Harry Potter Years 1-4 from my sister and I only had a short time to play it and had to restart when a block got stuck, and I found a few new categories of fanfics I really liked and started reading and I'm going to stop rambling now so you guys can read. Again, I'm SO sorry for the delay. I'll try not to let it happen again. Read on, my loyal readers! (Oh, and because I forgot last time and probably will forget a lot more in the future, this disclaimer is for the entire story: I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight. If I did, I'd actually have money and wouldn't be looking for a job.) Oh, and only one person guessed who the Mystery Man was... sort of.

'Thoughts'

"Talking"

Flashback/Writing

Parseltongue


"Dumbledore, I've found him!"

Albus turned around sharply. The man who had just run into the room had interrupted an important Order meeting. It was running extremely late because everyone was arguing. They'd been looking for Harry for months and they weren't any closer to finding them then than they were when they started looking. When the man ran into the room, it was already one in the morning in Britain. Needless to say, everyone was a little agitated and seriously exhausted. No one had had a break in weeks. They needed to balance their normal lives while doing Order work. Voldemort had been especially vicious since Harry's disappearing act.

"Found who, Mundungus?" Dumbledore growled over the steadily growing argument between Molly and Severus.

"Harry Potter!"

The office became silent. Mundungus Fletcher, the man who always slacked off on his job, had found Harry before any of the people who actually took their jobs seriously? What was the world coming to?

"Well? Where is he?"

"He's in a small town called Forks. It's in Washington, in America."

"And just how did you find Potter?" Snape drawled.

Mundungus reddened.

"Well, I was kinda slacking off again-"

"Typical."

"-and I decided to go to Forks. I like to go to small muggle towns when I get bored. They're always interesting. They're got-"

"Get to the point."

"Right. Well, I was looking around Forks, see, and I saw Harry and Draco Malfoy driving down the road with some guys that looked like Sirius Black."

"That awful child kidnapped Harry! I'll have that brat's head for this!" Molly yelled.

"When he gets back, he'll pay me every knut he owes me," Ron growled.

Harry had let the Weasleys, Hermione, and Dumbledore keep taking money out of his vault while he was at school. He knew when he went to get himself checked for potions that if he stopped their money supply while they could get to him, they'd use some sort of trick to get him to give them more money. Harry had asked Griphook about a way to get all of the money back when he wanted it. The goblin had told him that all had had to do was set a date for the money to be returned, with interest of course. Harry sent a letter to the goblins a week before he and Draco disappeared, telling them to take back anything taken from his vault the day after students returned home. He would've loved to see Dumbledore's and Weasleys' expressions.

"Don't worry, Ron. Harry will be back under our control soon."

"He'd better be or all those years of listening to him whine will have been for nothing."

"I think we should all go home and get some rest. Merlin knows we deserve it," Dumbledore said, looking extremely tired.

Everyone slowly trickled out of the headmaster's office until only Dumbledore remained. The entire group would be leaving after classes on Friday. Washington was eight hours behind them, so if they left late enough they could get to Forks, rest for a while, and then convince Harry to return to them.

Severus was the one to tell Remus about the trip. No one else had bothered with it, or even remembered the man since he was still recovering from the full moon a few nights ago. Neither of the men liked what everyone was doing to Harry. The only difference between them was that Severus knew what was happening to Harry before he left. Remus was clueless to it. Of course, Remus wasn't under Dumbledore's thumb like Severus was.

That following Friday, after classes, Dumbledore, Molly, Arthur, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Pansy, Severus, and Remus set out for America, unaware of the people that were listening in on their conversation.


Cho rushed to her and Astoria's secret place. She couldn't believe what she'd just heard. They'd just begun on Wisconsin and were going to look for towns in Washington next. Well, that saved them a little time.

"Astoria!"

"Hey, Cho. What do you think of Fitchburg?"

"What?"

"In Wisconsin? Do you think Harry's there?"

"No! No. He's definitely not there. Harry's in Forks, Washington."

"How do you know?"

"I just heard them talking about it in Dumbledore's office. They're leaving late Friday."

"You're absolutely sure? What are we waiting here for? Let's go pack!"

"Right. Make sure to bring that eye-shadow you used a few days ago. It looks amazing on you."

"And don't forget that red lipstick. It makes your lips look a little fuller."

The girls set out to pack. They didn't have the magical reserves the adults did to apparate to Washington, so they'd be taking a plane. As much as they hated to admit it, muggle ways were the only ways to get to their men. At least it gave them some time to make themselves look better.


Edward thought it was a nice couple of days since he apologized to Harry. The Cullens and Blacks watched movies at the Cullen's home. They'd even managed to get the vampires and shapeshifters in a room without trying to kill each other. Of course, it may have helped that the two wizards yelled at anyone who started spouting anything racist against the other species. Edward and Jacob were the quickest to shut their mouths. They had better reasons for wanting the wizards' affection than the others. Of course, hearing their crushes yell in their cute British accents almost made them want to yell at each other just to hear it more, but they weren't stupid. Anyone the boys yelled at got hexed.

Harry found it hilarious when Edward met Sirius. He wished vampires could blush just so he could see what Edward would've looked like. Edward thought Sirius was Harry's boyfriend! It took the animagus twenty minutes to calm down because every time he looked at Harry or Edward, he'd burst out laughing again. Edward remembered the talk Sirius gave him afterward. Sirius could be a scary man.

~Flashback~

Sirius took Edward behind his godson's house, and put up a silencing charm around them so the other vampires in the house couldn't hear them.

"I know you like my godson."

Edward stood there, a look of fear frozen on his face. Sirius was mad at him. He just knew it. This was definitely going to end badly, especially if Sirius was as strong as his godson. When the man started laughing, Edward glared at him.

"What's so funny?"

"You're face. Did you think I was going to kill you or something?"

'Maybe.'

Sirius' laughter came to an abrupt halt.

"Look, I know you like Harry, but from what he's told me about you, you should probably take it really slow."

Wait what? That's what this was about?

"What exactly did Harry tell you about me?"

He really hoped it wasn't too bad, but it couldn't be if Sirius was giving him his advice about going after Harry.

"He told me what you called him and that you apologized, but tried stopping him when he was going to see me. Why? Is there something else I should know?"

"What? No. That's it."

"Good. Harry's been through a lot of shit, from what I've gathered. If you ever do anything to make Harry upset again, I will hunt you down and kill you in the most brutal way I can think of. Believe me, I know plenty of ways to hurt a vampire."

Edward gulped and nodded. He swore he'd never get on a wizard's bad side. Sirius' talk did nothing but boost Edward's resolve to never hurt Harry.

~End Flashback~

It was now Friday – AKA Test Day - the day the smart teenagers loved and the not so bright teens dreaded. The smarter kids would finish their tests within ten minutes, leaving the rest of the period to relax. Everyone else had to struggle through the periods, exhausting themselves. The Cullens and Blacks were part of the "smart" group. Harry and Edward were on speaking terms, and they made plenty of jokes while others were around. It was when they were alone that things got a little awkward. The boys were now in Gym. The rest of the Cullens finished their tests early, so they came to watch their friends and brother play dodgeball. Things went great until the end of class. Coach Clapp had just dismissed everyone when the gym doors slammed open.

There stood two girls in dresses that barely covered everything. The first girl had long black hair that curled from her shoulders to the middle of her back. Her make-up consisted of blue eye-shadow, black eyeliner, some blush, and cherry red lipstick. She wore a strapless dark blue dress with yellow lines swirling around the bottom, and blue heels.

The other girl had straight brown hair that reached just below her shoulders. Her eyes were covered in green eye-shadow and black eyeliner similar to her friend's, while her lips were a dark black. Her dress was also strapless, but instead of blue and yellow, it was green and silver it was marginally shorter than the other girl's. Their shoes were similar, but hers were gray and added an inch more height to her.

"Harry!" The girl in blue yelled.

"Draco!" The girl in green shouted.

They both ran to their respective crushes, and enveloped them in hugs. The boys were too stunned to move out of their way. No one noticed Edward's growl but the vampires.

"Harry, I missed you so much, sweetie. Why were you hiding from me? You know you could've told me where you went. I'd never betray you."

"Draco, I'm so proud of you for kidnapping Harry, but you could've at least told me. I am your girlfriend after all. You don't have to be shy. You can tell me anything."

The boys shared a pale glance, then pushed the girls away from them.

"Cho, I'm not your boyfriend, got it? I don't like you and I never will."

"And I didn't kidnap Harry, Astoria. We ran away because of all the shit that's happening at home that we don't want to deal with."

"Don't be silly, Draco, Harry. Of course you love us. We love you too. That's how we found you."

"I can tell right now that's a lie."

"You two! What in the world do you think you're doing here in those skanky dresses?" Coach Clapp yelled.

Everyone snickered while the two girls turned red.

"We're so sorry sir. We had no idea our stalkers had found us. We're going straight home."

Harry and Draco dragged the two girls from the school before they could protest about being stalkers. The Cullens followed them. Edward didn't like where Cho's and Astoria's thoughts were heading. They were imagining what they wanted to happen when they reached the boys' house. First, the boys would proclaim their undying love for the girls, then they'd sleep together. They imagined going down some sort of alley where a bunch of people were cheering for them. That was where the similarities ended.

Cho was imagining herself being thanked profusely for bringing the great Harry Potter back to England, and saving him from the clutches of the evil Draco Malfoy. People were throwing gold coins at them.

Astoria, on the other hand, was walking with Draco while people bowed at them. There was a snake-like man waiting at the end of the alley. When they reached him, he knelt before them and told them how proud he was of them.

When the vampires arrived at the Black residence, the girls were tied to chairs, struggling to get to the boys. It was actually an interesting sight.

"What the hell was that all about?" Rosalie snapped.

She really didn't like Cho and Astoria. They were practically begging to be raped! They clearly didn't drive to the school, and the nearest hotel was at least a half a mile away! What kind of girl was so desperate they'd wear such slutty clothes to try and steal a gay man's heart? The two girls were clearly going about this the wrong way, even if Harry and Draco were straight.

"Sorry about that. We're trying to figure out how they found us," Harry sighed.

The girls tried saying something, but no one heard it.

"What happened to their voices?" Emmett asked.

"We silenced them, so they can't talk. It got really annoying in the car when they kept trying to flirt with us and bring us back home. Once Draco gets back with the Veritaserum, we'll un-silence them."

"The Asian one is trying to tell you how nice kissing her felt," Edward growled, reading the girl's mind.

Draco chose that moment to enter. Harry had to be the one to administer the Veritaserum to Cho, while Draco gave the potion to Astoria. Once that was done, they Finite'd the girls so they could speak.

"How did you find out where we were?" Draco started.

"We listened in on Order meetings in Professor Dumbledore's office. He didn't put up any spells or wards, so it was easy," Astoria said.

"Mundungus saw that awful prisoner, Sirius Black with you and Draco. Don't worry, though. I'm here to save you. Draco won't be able to brainwash you anymore," Cho said.

Harry sent a stinging hex at the girl.

"You're lucky you're a girl or I'd beat you to a bloody pulp."

"But Harry, he's controlling your mind!"

"For the good of the world! Draco's doing what our Lord wants!"

"Both of you shut up before we have to silence you again!" Harry yelled.

"Harry? What's wrong? Why are you yelling at me? I'm your girlfriend."

"No, Cho. You're not. I never asked you out, and I never will, now stop insulting my godfather and my best friend."

"Enough. We're wasting time. Is Dumbledore coming here?"

"Yes. Him, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Parkinson, Professor Snape, and Professor Lupin."

Harry and Draco sighed.

"Well, I'm sure I could get Uncle Sev on my side, and you and Sirius should be able to get Professor Lupin."

"I'm surprised they aren't bringing any Aurors. Bloody overconfident-"

"When are they coming?" Draco said, ignoring Harry's rant.

"They should be here soon. They left after classes let out at Hogwarts, but since they're eight hours ahead, they ended up getting here around when school would've started for you two," Cho said.

"They said they'd wait until school was out to get you so they could rest."

"Great. Just bloody great."

"What do you have against this Dumbledore person?" Jasper asked.

"It's nothing. You guys should probably go home. This isn't your problem."

"Sorry, Harry, but we're there when you fight that Dumbledore guy."

"What?"

"I'm afraid I can't tell you what the outcome is, though. It looks like the wolves get there when Draco starts fighting."

"That's good."

"I'm sorry, but what? You don't wanna know the future of something like this?" Rosalie said incredulously.

"Of course not. Alice's visions are subjective, right? If you tell us we'll win, we'll slack off and end up losing because of our overconfidence. Tell us we lose, and we'll either spend our precious time trying to figure out why we lost before the battle even begins, or we'll use up our magic too fast because we overestimated our opponent," Draco said.

"Wow. We hadn't thought of it like that."

"It's alright. Right now, we need to get ready."

"Harry? Is it true what they say about you? And what they did to you, knowing who you are?" Alice asked reluctantly.

"Dumbledore and his band of ducks are all idiots," Harry said.

He and Draco went upstairs to get changed while the teenage Cullens called Carlisle and Esme. If it was enough to worry Harry and Draco, then they wanted all the backup they could get. The boys came back downstairs wearing their battle robes. They never thought they'd have to use them. Harry wore jeans and a form-fitting forest green t-shirt with black robes, while Draco wore jeans and a black tank top. Both wore black boots and gloves.

"I thought you didn't need those," Edward said, pointing at the wands in the boys' hands.

"We don't, but they make spells stronger when we use them, and there are a few useful spells we might need to use that require a wand."

"Alice, where did you see us fighting?" Draco asked quickly.

"There's a clearing in the forest about a mile in. Dumbledore said they were tracking your magic since they were close enough."

"Alright. Let's get this over with."

The vampires offered to carry Harry and Draco to their destination to make things faster. Edward carried Harry, and Emmett carried Draco. Cho and Astoria were placed in a room the boys warded so no one could get in or out. Sirius was guarding the door in case the girls tried to escape. Once everyone was at the soon-to-be battle site, they waited.


Just like Alice said, five minutes later, Dumbledore and his group showed up. They all put on innocent, happy faces – bar Snape – but the only one that looked genuine was Remus'.

"Harry, my by, we've been looking everywhere for you."

"We came to save you from the Ferret," Ron added.

"Please come with us, Harry. We'll make sure Malfoy never harms you again," Hermione said.

Harry was livid. The air was dense with his magic.

"You idiots! Draco isn't the one that hurt me!"

"Yes he is, Harry. You're just confused. Malfoy put a spell on you. Come with us, Harry. We'll fix you," Ginny said in a sickly sweet voice.

Harry couldn't help but sneer at her. She and Pansy were only marginally better than Cho and Astoria. Ginny's dress hugged her nonexistent curves, and was dripping Gryffindor colors. She had to keep holding it down due to the wind. Pansy, on the other hand, was at least sensible since she wore shorts and a tank top, both in Slytherin colors. Harry didn't understand why the girls went so far to promote their houses, but he really didn't care.

"Fix me? You're going to fix me? You're the reason Draco and I left!"

"That's just what he wants you to think, honey."

"Don't you dare call me that!"

"Harry, sweetie, please, you're under Draco's spell. He's making you think you don't love me!"

"That's because I don't! If you think those love potions you were brewing would help you with that, then you're wrong! I only pretended to like you so no one would get suspicious!"

"Harry, why don't you like your friends?" Remus asked hesitantly.

He didn't want to get yelled at by Harry. He really did like him. He was his cub. Remus relaxed a little when he saw how Harry's glare softened on him.

"You wanna know why I hate those three? Well, let me clear something up for you. It's not just those three, it's everyone in the bloody wizarding world! I nearly die every single year for them and how do they repay me? They treat me like a dark wizard, or more recently insane, then send me back to my abusive relatives! And when Voldemort finally reveals himself to the world, you all expect me to save your sorry arses? You planned on sending a nearly broken child with no fighting experience to kill a genius with sixty years of fighting experience! You thought sending a me to live a similar life as Voldemort would make me wanna kill the man? I'm surprised I haven't joined him yet!"

All of the 'Light' wizards paled.

"Harry, we made mistakes and we're sorry. We're only human. But you can't just sit there and do nothing while innocent lives are being lost. Please don't become Dark," Dumbledore pleaded.

Harry's eye twitched.

"You mean those same people that blame me for their family's deaths while they sat back and did nothing? Don't worry. I'm not going Dark, but I'm not going Light either. From this point on, I'm neutral in the war. I'm staying in the muggle world for the rest of my life."

"Harry, how can you be so irresponsible?" Hermione shrieked.

"Don't call him that! You think he didn't figure out what you were doing? You and the Weasel were his first friends, then four years later, he finds out you were both only his friends because Dumbledore paid you using Harry's vaults, which Hagrid conveniently forgot to mention to him! How would you feel about that – to know that the people you thought you could trust were just using you for their own gain!"

"Mr. Malfoy, stop filling Harry's mind with lies."

"Quit calling Draco a liar! And if you're going to call him that, then you should call me Mr. Potter! You manipulated me into nearly dying every year since I met you, as opposed to when I came here and things were finally peaceful. I'm not going anywhere with you, old man."

"Then I'm afraid we have no choice. Mr. Malfoy has corrupted your mind too much. We're going to have to drag you back home," Dumbledore said, pointing his wand at Harry.

Harry pointed his wand at Dumbledore, and everyone else followed suit, except for Remus. The werewolf looked between the two groups worriedly. One one hand, he was an Order member. On the other hand, Harry was his cub. He wasn't disgusted with Remus when he found out the man was a werewolf. And what had the Order done for him? Nothing.

Remus walked over to Harry's side, and pointed his wand at the Order. He could see the disappointment in all of their eyes, but he didn't care. The 'Light' side cast the first curse. From there, it all became a mess. The vampires dodged spells easily, especially Alice and Edward. When the wolves appeared and pinned Ginny to the ground, Dumbledore's group hesitated, wondering if the wolves were on Harry's side, or if they were rogues. They got their answer when a wolf with reddish-brown hair tackles Arthur – who had his wand pointed at Draco – then nuzzled his nose into the blonde's hand as he pet him.

After that, the battle continued. Just when it looked like the 'Light' was winning, Harry and Draco shared a glance, and quit holding back. Everyone on the 'Light' side was wandless and in ropes within twenty minutes.

"What do we do with them now?" Harry asked.

"Now, we take them to the American Ministry and make sure they can't stay back."

"And how on earth do you think we'll accomplish that?"

"Dumbledore never checked on you. He pretty much sent you to be killed every single year at Hogwarts! That, and I'm sure they came here illegally. Wouldn't wanna risk anyone finding out, now, would they?"

Harry smirked with Draco. The man was a genius.

"Have I ever told you how awesome you are?"

"No. You really should do that more often."

Behind them, someone cleared their throat. Both boys froze, realizing exactly what was said before the battle. The shapeshifters weren't there to hear the conversation, but they were curious as to why there was a fight. The wizards had a lot of explaining to do.


Once again, I can't tell you how sorry I am for the delay. I got behind on my schoolwork and completely forgot about this. Please don't hate me. Read and review, but no flames or your house will burn down. ^^