Chapter 6: Out for New Land!

Princess Platinum was stunned by how violently the pegasi could act sometimes. The stereotypes were frequently true back in that time: they were brutish, violent, bloodthirsty animals, who would rather fight than talk. The Princess had emerged seemingly OK, but she was very confused. Or, the Rarity part of her was confused. She couldn't explain why Rainbow fought her for acting out her parts. She was even 100% correct! Rarity quickly put these thoughts aside, for the play must go on.

Princess Platinum burst through the doors to the unicorn castle. "Clover the Clever!" she called. "I need you!"

Lemon Blossom (or Clover the Clever, now), dressed in a leather hooded robe, walked into the room ever so sweetly, and asked what the Princess wanted. "Did the other tribes see reason a I predicted?" she asked.

"Does this answer your question?" Princess Platinum said, with obvious venom in her voice, and she pulled up her robe to expose a nasty looking bruise on her back. Once Clover saw this, and all she could do was gasp.

At the realm of the pegasi, Rainbow was still on a short fuse. She was grumbling all the way back "home". When she got there, she just chewed out everypony who talked to her. Eventually, Private Pansy (Crystal Meth. You can already see how bad this one will go) decided to talk to her.

"So, Commaaander. hehehe," Pansy started.

"I DON'T CARE, PRIVATE!" Rainbow snarled. Even with the marijuana, Crystal didn't take long to realize that something went wrong at the meeting.

"OK, Commander," Pansy started, still slurring. "What happened?"

"Those damned unicorns decided to challenge my authority! I gave them what was coming to them, of course." Crystal gasped at what Rainbow had just said, and so did the audience. Discord was stirring from within his statue right now, dying to come out and watch.

At the realm of the earth ponies, things were just like normal: absolutely crazy! Chancellor Puddinghead was entering a small shack in her usual way: through the chimney, covered in ash and soot.

"Chancellor, wouldn't it'd've been easier to use the door?" Smart Cookie (Hand Grenade) asked.

"Maybe for you, Smart Cookie, but I am a chancellor. I was elected because I could think outside the box, which also means that I can think inside a chimney," and she shoved her head into the chimney. "Can you think inside a chimney?"

"What?"

"I didn't think so," Puddinghead said. She walked across the room, when her face lit up.

"Ohmygosh! Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRIILANT!"

"That'd be a first," Smart Cookie jeered under her breath.

"I have decided that the earth ponies are goin' ta go it alone!" Puddinghead finished.

"Oh, so the other tribes didn't see reason?" Smart Cookie asked, disappointed.

"What reason? All they did was fight with each other. And I don't mean just an argument: I mean that they got into a super-ginormously-huge hooffight!"

"Oh... Dang!" Smart Cookie stammered, stunned.

"Anyway, I have decided that we are going to find a new home!" Puddinghead continued.

"But, I really like it here!" Smart Cookie argued.

"Smart Cookie, we're all out of food, it's freezing, and we can't grow in the snow," Puddinghead started, and the scene switched to Rainbow Dash.

"We have no food, it's snowing uncontrollably, and we're right next those blasted unicorns!" Rainbow moved a chunk of cloud to reveal a small party of unicorns peering through a peephole in the wall, and the scene changed to Rarity.

"We have absolutely no food, it's blisteringly cold, and those pegasi are right next door." The scene changed to all three of them at once.

"We must find a new home!"