Author's Note: This chapter is pretty short. It's kind of hard to make this chapter longer, but it's enjoyable. So enjoy!
Chapter 7: Finding New Land is Hard!
Chancellor Puddinghead was wandering around outside of the castle, with a map pressed against her face, and eye holes cut through it. She crashed into a tree, then a rock, and many more things. Smart Cookie was just rolling his eyes at this.
"Uh, shouldn't'chu be looking at the map, Chancellor?" he asked.
"Do you know why I was elected?" Puddinghead asked.
"Uh, no."
"I was elected because I could lead! And what does that mean?"
"Uuuuhh..."
"It means I have a keen sense of direction!" she said, right as she walked off a cliff.
"First off, I think there's a cliff there, and second, how does being able to lead a country magically give you a sense of direction. Last time I checked, you just bounce off o' walls, hopin' that you don't hit something that you don't wanna!" Smart Cookie said.
"You are really starting to get on my nerves!" Puddinghead called from down the cliff.
Commander Hurricane was flying through a large bank of gray storm clouds, constantly remaining vigilant. Private Pansy was looking at the clouds as though they were constantly changing colors.
"Remain vigilant, Private!" Hurricane advised, trying to make up for her incident earlier. "You never know when the enemy might appear out of nowhere!"
"And the enemy is...?" Pansy asked.
"Oh, for the love of Celestia- The unicorns and earth ponies! Have you even been listening!?"
"I did when I was a foal-I mean-"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Hurricane cried, getting tired of Pansy breaking character.
"Ohhhhh! My hooves are simply killing me!" Princess Platinum. "How long have we been walking?"
"Five minutes," Clover the Clever answered plainly. "And it's been the longest five minutes of my life," she added under her breath.
They kept walking for about a minute, until they reached a stream.
"AAAAAAHHH!" Princess Platinum shrieked.
"You know what, forget it. I'm not helping you across the stream. You can get you robe a little bit wet. Just hold it up. You've got magic!" Clover asserted herself. The princess just sat there and gawked.
