A/N: I didn't make you wait at all! Can i have a cookie? *puppy-dog eyes* pweaaase! My mum hid the sugar from me cos i ate too much and was bouncing around lol
Hide and Seek
Shizuo was currently hiding behind a building, the stink of the alleyway snaking its way into his nose. Grunting he covered his face with his hand and warily looked around the corner. Ever since that incident with Izaya he had been set upon by wild fangirls and disturbingly enough Shinra and Walker (Erika's doing). Right now he was hiding from a particularly rowdy horde of crazy women wanting 'details' of his relationship with Izaya. What relationship? These women were crazy and the things they said made Shizuo shudder. How in the heck did they come up with that stuff? No he didn't even want to know.
"I swear he was here a second ago!" one of the women insisted looking through her camera for the proof.
"Oooh maybe he went into that alley" one of them pointed towards the very same hiding place Shizuo had chosen, he swore inwardly. "I bet he's with Izaya! They're probably..." before she had the chance to finish the sentence a blushing Shizuo tossed a garbage can in protest.
"Don't finish that sentence!" they smirked at him... "Oh crap!" needless to say the rest of his afternoon was spent running away from, hiding from and avoiding said crazy women.
Izaya had been having that same problem, but found that his secure apartment was very handy in hiding from the attention. But there was still Namie to deal with. Damn.
"So that's why you missed him, aah did the two of you have some sort of lover's tiff? This explains why you've never hit on any of the copious women that walk through here. Well at first I had thought you were just abnormal. But honestly, did you really think everyone thought you were straight? I mean you do your nails more than I do!" she went on and on. Rifling through files but not really paying attention to them she smugly savoured her comments. Her verbal onslaught simultaneously annoying and embarrassing Izaya. It was annoying because, well it was Namie and her bullshit, and it embarrassed him because every time someone brought it up he couldn't help but think back to that moment when he had landed in Shizuo's chest, being somewhat shorter than him, and felt the warmth of the other man. His breath tickling the nape of his neck. His heartbeat thumping loudly mirroring izaya's own. The blood rushing to his face as he took in the blonde's sweet and musky scent.
Izaya shook his head rapidly, hoping to knock those memories out by force but to no avail. The blush on his face didn't go unnoticed by Namie though,
"Aww thinking about your boyfriend?" the sentence was sweet but the tone of voice anything but.
"Shut up Namie, don't you have work to do? Honestly it's so hard to find good help these days," he threw back scathingly, smirking as she scowled at him and turned a deep shade of red.
"Whatever...denial much..." she muttered quietly and went off to dump some files.
Izaya shook his computer mouse lighting up the screen, hoping to distract himself from those weird thoughts and confusing feelings. For the first time ever he didn't want to know what was going on in his head.
But alas the internet wasn't cutting him any slack either. As he was scanning the DOLLARS chatroom for something amusing to do he saw a very strange conversation:
Hana-san: OMG! Did you see that billboard in Shinjuku? I can't believe that scary information dealer and Shizuo Heiwajima-san are like that!
Tenshi-chan: I know! I was so happy when I saw that! It's really hard to find real life bishounen yaoi! I took a picture of it on my cell (^ . ^)
Hana-san: Me too! I found this amazing website dedicated to it, people sure do work fast haha
Tenshi-chan: Website? Can I have the link please?
Hana-san: Sure! It's; .com it's really cool! Have fun!
Tenshi-chan: Wait Shizaya? So Shizuo-san is seme?
Hana-san: Obviously! I mean Izaya-san does always seem to win but in close quarters Shizuo-san would obviously overpower him!
Tenshi-chan: haha I suppose that's right, besides Izaya-san does seem to give of the uke aura, he seem like he wants it lol
Hana-san: Haha! I can see it, Izaya as a demanding uke-chan.
Well that was disturbing. The rest of the conversation went into...details...ones that frightened him...so he quickly closed it down. But then he found overwhelming curiosity drawing him back to click the URL link. What exactly was this about him being uke? He had been around Erika enough to know what that meant but seriously?
He shouldn't have clicked the link.
He found his eyes assaulted by a seemingly never ending smorgasbord of yaoi. It was a fujioshi's dream and Izaya nightmare. Fan fiction, fan art and fan-made videos that made their encounters look very dodgy. It was disturbing. The very first thing that appeared when he opened the website was the giant picture of them embracing, he had a feeling Erika was responsible for this site, and the tagline; Angry bishounen that fight in more ways than one.
He was going to kill someone.
Izaya didn't really enjoy killing people because it just wasn't his style, but this really made him want to kill someone.
Pushing the 'off' button with deliberate force he buried his ever reddening face in his arms and slumped on the desk.
Damn it.
It was Shizuo's fault. Obviously.
Meanwhile Shizuo, who had successfully made it home, picked up his beeping phone. A message from the DOLLARS site. Clicking it open he settled himself on the couch and then froze as he studied the contents. His eyes bulged as he saw that he had been messaged a website. What the hell, those crazy women worked fast he thought.
His curiosity was greater than his fear though and he ventured into the site, no doubt this was Erika's favourite site he smirked as he studied the contents. They should have fazed him but they didn't which disturbed him somewhat. There really was something wrong with him wasn't there...
"Huh? What' this?" a flashing icon on the site re-directed him to a fan story. Before his nerves gave out he decided to take the plunge and read it, I mean what could he lose?
He actually found himself quite enjoying it, the author was pretty talented and they had written Izaya pretty amusingly, the way they portrayed him was almost cute. He could just imagine Izaya pouting if he didn't get something and then blushed as he found himself a little too interested in it. He read on. He shouldn't have.
Calmly closing his cell phone he placed on the couch and got up to go shower.
With cold water.
Yeah there was definitely something wrong with him.
It was izaya's fault. Obviously.
It was the authors fault. Obviously.
hahaha well?
please tell me if you like it or not, every review adds more fuel to the shizaya fire XD
