Excuse me. I didn't know what avians really were back then so I figured that, when I made up the word, it was totally original.


Chapter 5: Dark Figurines and Avians

When the blue speck spread to the thighs, every1 was crying about wat would snuck out da door and ran down the street into the found that black figure again "if u not believe his destiny, u must help him, for the Fellowship of Paladins r heirs of the chosen 1." "huh?" said Avilame. The dark figure dissapeared and ran back to the hideout. "GUYS GUYS I SAW THAT THING AGAIN!" the dark figure had scared the sh*t out of him "dude calm down! Manticore doesnt need a doctor he needs us thats wat" said Cmeister "ugh" Manticore's chest had turned blue 0.o. "holy crap man" said Sir Stiglets "dude ur getting green dots on ur legs" Manticore looked at his legs and there was like 3 lime green dots on each leg. Manticore had a nervous break down again cuz he didnt no wat to Spongs called a therapist to come over but when he came, his ghost got so scared, it popped out of the therapist and he died lol. "omg the therapist is ded!" yelled Spikey "get him in the basement where other ded ppl r" said Cmeister "ok lol, wait..how many ded ppl?" asked Avilame "about 20 rotting corpses" replied C while Avilame was grossed got over the breakdown but turned into a trance, he walked w/o thinking into the subway while the FOP followed right behind all saw the dark figure "fellow FOP, help him, in order to, u must guide him, the transformation must not be interrupted, as i see it has already started" "wat? the blue speck that turned into a big cancer?" asked Avilame "no it is not cancer, it is his conciousness" replied the dark figure. Manticore collapsed and the blue stuff spread to his arms and to his neck, then they saw his toes conjoining into only 3 big...alien like...toes 0.o."MANTICORE!" yelled C "QUICK GET HIM TO THE HIDEOUT!" "u must help him Cmeister Avernum!for ur his leuitenant" yelled the dark figure as it disappeared. Cmeister was puzzled while they all dragged Manticore to the hideout and set him on the bed. "ehhh.." Manticore kept moaning. "stick that tampon that u used Cmeister, up his butt!" yelled Stigs "no!eww ur so retarded Stigs!we go on to our regular training exercises while we wait, as the dark figure told us to". So they did go on w/ their exercises while Manticore was still on his bed,turning blue. Soon he feel asleep and was having a dream that long ago when he was 6 years old his mom called him into the living room and saying that there was a gila monster in a park. He visioned himself as a black-and-white camera and saw a creature w/ a tail and 4 legs, then it dissapeared entirely (real dream i had 0.o scary) he woke up terrified to death and saw only 3 toes on his feet. Once he looked at his hands and there were only 3. He saw himself in the bathroom's mirror and saw his eyes green and head was blue and had no mouth,ears,or nose. But he was still living, odd. "omg, that same creature i saw! i just didnt think it was me!" yelled Manticore "AVERNUM?AAVVERNUM?" Avilame was calling for Manticore "yea?!" he yelled back "do u know where my toothbrush is?!" "yea its right here!" yelled Manticore "oh! i forgot where i put it" as Avilame walked into the room, he rushed out and yelled for Cmeister."WAT?" "dude look at Manticore hes lookin wierd" "fine" said C. They ran into the bathroom and saw nobody there "whered he go?" asked Manticore was out walking down the street in dispair with a long black hooded robe several weeks of searching for where Manticore went, the FOP had stopped the search and figured, hey, maybe he'll come back and learn some stuff new about Manhattan?Eventually Manticore came back in that black hooded robe and rung the door bell. "who is it?" asked Spikey "its the pizza delivery man" said Manticore in his deep wierd-like voice "we didnt order any piz-" he saw Manticore in the robes and shut the door and whispered to Cmeister about who is behind the door. Cmeister opend the door and welcomed him in. "so, where have u been?" "depressed,learning, and other things" replied Manticore "ive learned something new,that i turned into an Avian, and i can fly :)" "wat?show us" said stepped off the ground and floated in midair. Avilame dropped ded on the floor and Spongs was like lol and Stigs just stared, drooling in awe of his powers, while Cmeister was just as surprised as any1. Manticore stopped floating and turned to the door, he saw his Avian friend "guys this is Shadow he helped me learn about my race and y i became this" "Hello" said Shadow "ur humans right? ah! we have made peace w/ humans in the past, but not in public" Shadow went on and on while Avilame was still snoring on the floor and Stigs still drooling like mad.