Chapter 7: Shadow is Kidnapped!

Avilame saw a telephone booth nearby and started calling some of his ex gfs that might b interested in a mutanted human being,like Manticore Avernum. "hey Sarah?" asked Avilame on the phone "ya?" "i was wondering if ur interested in a super bf?" "im not available damnit! leave me!" she hung up the phone. Avilame tried a million ex-gfs but none neva asked for Manticore's love,sad really :( . While Avilame sighed and started asking the gang if they had any ex-gfs but all said no cuz they found their perfect girl already. Manticore was staring at this B-E-A-utiful girl

stepping out of her Chevy car. "damn! id like to cut that cake!" yelled Spongs, out loud . . "STFU DAWG UR EMBARRASING ME" Manticore whispered loudly "hey boys :D" said the girl. "she's soo fine!id like to devorce my wife for her!" said Stigs "ehh! wat r u,CREEP?!" yelled the girl "uhhh..." Manticore started drooling. "um hes got a genetic problem" said Spikey "i can see dat, majorly" said the girl "ah sh*t get his drool cup" asked Spikey. Manticore stopped drooling and told him he didnt need a damn drool cup."Hi, and ur name is..?" asked Manticore "Genesis Lam, u?" replied Genesis "Manticore Avernum" "seems like an odd name" Genesis stated "well i come from a time tha-" Cmeister interrupted "he's from Manhattan Island" "no im not!" yelled Manticore while Cmeister grabbed and squeezed his *ding dong* "yea he is, he was born w/ a genetic disorder, creating him blue and no ears,nose,or mouth, its sometimes hereditary" "ah-ahh...he lied Genesis! oww! wat u do dat 4?!" moaned Manticore while Cmeister whispered into his ear "no one needs to hear about yo history" "k" replied Manticore. Genesis cleared her throat and said "well, u 2 boys r in for a rough night, cuz a storm is comin and i dont want yall's d**ks in my a**" "lol well we will b careful..wait, a storm?man we gotta get outta here!come w/ us! we will keep u safe!" yelled Spikey "uhh dont even think about it" Declined Genesis "no way, uh uh, u come w/ us ive seen wat Manhattan had turned into, all ppl turned into crazy mutants! plz hurry!" yelled Avilame "ok ok, i guess i believe u! ill come w/. my boyfriend wont mind, since he's an a**hole" said Genesis. The gang,Genesis,Manticore, and Shadow climbed into the gang-bang van while they heard rumbling in the distance. "step on it" said Shadow. Cmeister drove hundreds of miles just to get to the ,Cmeister took an exit to the lesser metro in Boston where lots of people live in the slums."the hideout is in this crappy place?" Manticore was disgusted "ya, less crime,less noise, less people" replied C "ah...i c" said Manticore "so ur United States is heavily populated?" asked Shadow "ya, its a great city, pilgrims from like..uh.. came from England i think, for freedom from King George III, but they didnt found the first city, the British red coats now Britain is our friend and all since Revolutionary War and War of 1812." replied Stigs "id like to learn more about ur country's history" asked Shadow "kk, ill take u to the local library so u can look up some books about it" said Cmeister "but after i drop off the rest of yall" Cmeister drove thru the condos into the slums of lesser Boston. "were here" said C while the gang,Shadow, and Genesis climbed out of the van "wow...really awesome XP " said Genesis "looks like an old orphanage" "no, it just looks old on the outside, but in the inside, its high-tech and in the basement is all the experiment stuff we do." replied Spikey "ah, ill believe it when i see it". Cmeister walked the gang into the hideout and the door was locked, some1 spoke behind it "Who is it?" "its Cmeister" replied C "I don't recognize you, for none may enter unless they speak the royal password!" replied the guy in a deep voice "Tim!We don't have a password!" yelled Avilame "Yes we do, I made one up while u were gone!" said the guy "Then how am I supposed to know about it?" asked C "u..uhh...good point" and the guy opened it and it turns out it was a Servo (robot in The Sims 2) "hey yo! wats up bro! glad u home! i was getting a little rusty" "yea yea i gotta clean u" said Spikey as the gang walked into the hideout, Manticore was like wow, at all the high-tech equipment and Genesis was surprised he was telling the truth and Shadow was not very impressed cuz his planet got more high-tech stuff that this pile of sh* the Servo Robot was staring at Manticore "who r u?" "im Manticore" replied Manticore "an blue along w/ ur ebony alien friend w/ the tail and walks on 4 legs?" "long story, dont have time to tell" replied Manticore "ah, then dont touch anything, and downstairs is restricted to all except me and Cmeister, my owner" said Tim. "well,Shadow, i guess ill take u to the library" said C and he did. Cmeister waited for a few hours until he went to McDonald's and stuffed his face and when he got back to the library, he saw the police,SWAT, and crazy scientists around the library coming out of it carrying a net w/ Shadow in it. "damn! i hate those ppl! they gonna torcher him and experiment on him! that cannot happen!" so he drove as fast as he could w/o getting a ticket to the hideout. "GUYS GUYS OMG SHADOW IS KIDNAPPED BY CRAZY SCIENTISTS!" yelled C "WAT?! WE GOTTA GO HELP HIM!" yelled Manticore "CMON GET IN THE DAMN VAN!" yelled Avilame. Cmeister remembered a high-tech buddy somewhere in the slums and drove there. His friend had technology that could find anything out, do anything, hack anything, even the top secret stuff that government ppl seal. His name is Caleb. and the gang left Genesis and Tim at the hideout while the rest went to Caleb's house.