Chapter 8: Rescuing Shadow
Meanwhile, when Shadow was being transported to Area 51 in Nevada, he was in a cage with a crazy scientist in the back of the heavily secured van. "DONT U DARE PUT UR GRUBBY HANDS ON ME U FILTHY HUMAN!" yelled Shadow "u speak English?" asked the scientist "i speak 3 languages, Good English, Bad English, and Avian Transcript, now get off ME!" replied Shadow "y were u in the Boston library?" asked the scientist "i was learning about ur country's history" "ah, well when we get to the secret compound, we need samples from u" said the scientist "no! if u do then the Avian Emperor will kill me!" yelled Shadow "where is ur planet?" asked the scientist "i cannot tell, for they live beyond the rim of the Andromeda Galaxy, far from ur detection device's reach" replied Shadow "and y dont we have space equipment for faster travel and terraform planets than other extraterrestrial species?" "becuz u benge on politics rather than exploration and science" said Shadow "Avians, unlike humans, have abilities that Earthlings do not" "we will speak more at the compound, now that we have reached Nevada" said the scientist. It was a long trip from across the country to Area 51 while Shadow was thinking about wat to do since he has been trained to get out of rough situtations including top secret bases owned by the U.S. The van,escorted by Men in Black and FBI, finally got to the electric fence around the perimeter of the base. The guy in the tower saw it was friendly so he flipped a switch and let the cars and the van drove another mile and in the distance Shadow saw a lake,airfield, and some wierd looking buildings w/ nuclear missiles in em."wow...very awesome...not" Shadow whispered to himself "damn u ppl gotta learn that war is not the least my planet knows better than to commit crime cuz the punishment wud b death" "shut yo pie hole E.T.!" yelled the driver "if ya got 1!" so Shadow did shut up and when the van stopped in the nearby parking lot, people w/ tasers,neuralizers, and sharp staves opened the back where Shadow was and they grabbed his cage he was in and pulled it out. "watch it! the poor alien is frigile!" yelled one of the dudes "i am" said the other "cut the crap u 2 now bring him to the experiment room" said the crazy scientist. So they did and brought the cage on the table in the experiment room, and unlocked it. When Shadow was studying the room, he saw several gaurds and with his vision, it pierced the walls and saw more gaurds standing outside and down the hallway. "come now" said the scientist. Shadow didnt budge since he saw a bunch of other scientists around the room w/ surgury tools and he was like 0.o omg this place is digusting! "no" "get the taser" said the top dawg scientist "i feel no pain for i am pure energy,thus tasering me would kill u all" replied Shadow "fine, come down and get on the experiment table and it wont hurt" said the scientist "i doubt it, besides no human has ever let an extraterrestrial being alive,thats how gruelsome ur race is, kill kill kill, is all u think about, death, destruction, war,jealousy" said Shadow in a firm voice "thats not all we think about, we like learning, but sometimes when things get out of hand we handle that situation by killing" said the scientist "killing is ur only virtue,human, honor, peace, and security, is our virtue" said Shadow while he strapped himself to the when the FOP drove to Caleb's house and finally got there, they were all greeted by Caleb's younger brother who is 12 years old and welcomed in "CALEB!THERE IS SOMEONE FOR YA" yelled the kid "ALRIGHT IM COMIN UP" Caleb saw Cmeister and hugged each other friendly "peace peepz! and who is this?" "oh this is Manticore, our newest member" replied Spongs "glad to meet u, and ive read about all extraterrestrial life outside of our Earth, and u must b an Avian, very cool, i heard they got some special powers, like controling the elements of the storm and some kind of energy weapon each Avian possesses, including force fields,blades, and blunts" Caleb greeted "thanks" said Manticore "and our friend has gotten kidnapped by crazy scientists and FBI" "ah, Area 51 and 52, dat is where ur friend is being held at, for the peepz dar r experimenting on him, if the Avian Emperor finds out that humankind has toiled w/ their personalities, the planet Earth will b ded b4 u can say, omg" Caleb was still in the conversasion w/ the gang and Manticore when the 12 yr old kid popped up the route to Area 51 "dats the place" "wow squirt, thanks, anyway i founded the modern teleportation system when the government doesnt no it yet unless they find a gamma ray burst in their radar so only 1 tele per week or they will get suspicious and confinscate all my equipment for their own personal study like curiosity killed the FBI" said Caleb "just step into dat machine, all of u, then ill b able to tele u somewhere inside the base where u can start from there, cya" said Caleb as the FOP stepped into the tele and Caleb flipped the switch and they teled in the security room where they had to knock out both gaurds in it. "got em, now we gotta find where Shadow is" said Manticore "right there! omg they tryin to poke his eyes out damnit!" yelled Avilame "f**k the government now lets go!" yelled Stigs "we dont have a map" said Spongs "we already knew dat, Spongs, ah! heres 1 we rip it off the wall and take it w/" said Stigs and ripped the map off the wall. "down here, take a left" said Stigs when they killed gaurds as they ran toward the door to the door where they r keeping Shadow. "get out my grenade pouch" said Spikey "kk, here" replied Avilame. Spikey thru a grenade, busting the door and killing the gaurds. They ran into the room and told everyone to put their hands up and off of Shadow. "man im glad u guys came! they were about to poke my eyes out using those wierd tongs" "we gotta get u outta here,Shadow!" yelled Manticore "FREEZE!" yelled some police officers as they burst into the room "kill em" said Cmeister when he killed the scientists and the police and Manticore helped unstrap Shadow off the table and ran towards the front door to find a get-away van. "dat 1!" yelled Spongs, the FOP along w/ Shadow crawlled into the van when Cmeister saw the keys still stuck in the keyhole. "start the van!" yelled Spikey "wait! look above!" yelled Manticore "its the mother ship damnit! now Avians will never trust humans again!" said Shadow. The UFO vessel hovered over the entire Area 51 and the van, and started to open its bottom doors. A gravity lift generator was heard humming while it forced down upon the van and it lifted gently, "hang on peepz, i got some explaining to do for my captain." said Shadow
