Russia's Funhouse
Chapter 7
vampire France and love confessions
Note: vampire France only speaks French... I translate him after each statement.
I still own nothing!
With Uruguay:
Brazil and Georgia came in then, and Russia was behind them carrying unconscious china. "Nii-san!" Japan calls, running over. "Is he arright? What happened?" Japan asks. "He fainted." Brazil said, blushing. Uruguay walks over and gives Brazil a thumbs-up. "By now I can only assume that you know that Belarus is a vampire. Now... WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO!?" japan yells, shocking everyone. Their faces all looked like O.o. This is enough to wake china up. "JAPAN YELLED, ARU?!" he gasps.
Uruguay stared, wide-eyed at Japan. "Kiku, I've never heard you yell before..." she says, confused. Japan is blushing, "g-gomen... It is not rike me to get angry..." he mumbles, going to sit in his emo corner. Just then, France smashes a window and grabs Uruguay. "Jiejie!" (sister!) China and Brazil yell. Japan is unable to speak, and instead jumps out the window after her. China and Brazil stare at them out the window. "What are you waiting for? It's time for some Wok action!" Brazil shouts, slipping through the window. He doesn't hesitate to follow, leaping after, and landing perfectly on his feet.
Uruguay is struggling, France holding her really tight. "Let me go!" she yells, smacking him across the face "YOU PEDOBEAR!". "onhonhon! fille fougueuse! (Feisty girl)" he hisses, and turns her head to the side. "tu es très belle" (you are very beautiful) he says, "permettez-moi de boire votre sang (let me drink your blood)". Japan then jumps at him, and lands a kick to France's jaw. "RET HER GO!" he yells. "et pourquoi, mon ami, que dois-je faire?" (And why, my friend, should I do that?) France asks, now facing the group.
Somehow, japan understands what he said. "Because, I ROVE HER!" he yells, pulling his katana from the sleeve of his coat. "mais elle ne t'aime?" (But does she love you?) France asks, grinning. His eyes glow bright, and Uruguay's eyes become devoid of her own spirit. "aimez-vous Kiku?" (Do you love Kiku?) He asks. The brightness returns to her eyes as she breaks free from France's hold on her. She bites France's hand which was near her face, and he then yelps and drops her. Japan lunges and catches her, landing flat on his back. (Imagine japan going "miss Honda, look out" like in fruits basket).
"Uruguay, I rearry need to know... I rove you, do you rove me too?" he asks, blushing. "Of course I love you!" she says, smiling hugely. "Then, is it alright if I do this?" he asks, kissing her. She is shocked, but kisses him back, and they both break apart extremely embarrassed when Brazil and china show up. "Ooooohhhh! Somebody's got a boyfriend!" Brazil jokes, elbowing Uruguay. "So you finally told her? I'm so proud, aru!" china says, hugging his little brother.
"oh, nii-saaan..." japan smirks, motioning towards Brazil. "I berieve you also have something to say." he teases china. China's face flushes red, and he looks around nervously. "Go on, brazir is waiting." he says, pushing his brother towards Brazil. "M-Mariana...?" china asks. Brazil looks back at him, "yes yao?" she replies. 'Why does she have to be so kawaii, aru? This is so hard for me! What if she doesn't feel the same?!' he thinks, snapping out of his thoughts when he realizes he never answered her.
He takes her hand, "I've wanted to tell you this for a long time now, aru. Brazil, I love you!" he tells her. By now, he is redder than Spain's tomatoes, and looking extremely anxious. "You're so adorable! I love you too, china!" she says, glomping him. "Aiyah!" he yelps. She blushes, and china does as well. "So. KAWAII ARU!" he shouts, hugging Brazil. "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" Uruguay is chanting, while japan is embarrassed by this. Brazil looks away, embarrassed as well. "Brazil, Can I... Kiss you, aru?" china asks nervously. Instead of replying, she closes her eyes, and kisses him. They pull apart when they hear a crash. England the vampire is back.
