Naruto: Succubi King
I don't own Naruto but I do own any original characters in this fic.
"Yo" speaking
'Ja ne' thinking
"Good to see you" summon/Kyuubi/Succubi/Incubi speaking in mindscape
'You too' summon/Kyuubi/Succubi/Incubi speaking to Naruto
'How long can this kid keep this up' summon/Kyuubi/Succubae/Incubi thinking
"JUTSU"
Chapter 5: Explanations and the Academy
Sarutobi let his jaw drop the instant he saw Naruto and Hiro. Hiro had an arrogant smirk on his face and Naruto had an almost exact copy. What stunned him the most however was Hitomi standing there alive as he was. Also what appeared to be a younger version of either herself or Hinata.
"Ok you have to tell me what the hell you have been up to since you left" said Sarutobi.
"You want it short and sweet, or long and bloody" asked Naruto.
"The long version edited so as not to traumatize the little ones" said Sarutobi with a worried glance towards Hanabi.
"Traumatize her, not possible old man. She has been my daughter for a little over three years now, so I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt, nothing I would say could ever traumatize her" said Hiro. Sarutobi just raised a brow and motioned to continue.
"Alright, after we left those four years ago I started training Naruto in the art of the Oniken, the Incubi fighting style. He picked it up at a prodigious rate, faster than anybody I had ever seen. After a few months on the road a messenger appeared to me. I had sent him to keep an eye on Hitomi because I didn't trust the Hyuuga. It turns out I was right to do so because they poisoned her after she gave birth to little Hana chan here" he started indicating Hanabi who just smiled wider at her father. Sarutobi nodded interested in what he was going to say next.
"Well I had the messenger bring me the body and make it look like an animal killed Hanabi. I then called on the Shinigami. When the lazy bastard got there I offered him a deal, a few souls to bring Hitomi back to life. He jumped at it, even brought her back in perfect condition" he continued with a smirk as Hitomi got a light blush.
"Wait does that mean" started Sarutobi.
"Yes she was a virgin again. But after she arrived we taught them the Jyuuken as well. We traveled around until we were attacked by a demon huntress. That would be Asami here"" he said pointing her out. She smiled at Sarutobi with a venomous glint in her eye that made a shiver run down his spine.
"I suggest you start pulling your weight and watch after Naruto better or you will have my favorite scythe shoved up your ass, blade first" she said making him start to sweat.
"Now now Asami chan, there's no need to threaten the incompetent weak as hell bureaucrat. But on with the story, about three days later we arrived in Iwa and met the tsukikage. She gave us directions to Uzu no kuni so we could track down Kushina for Naruto. Before we left she was told Narutos story along with her daughter Harumi, and they as you know killed the alliance between the villages. While we were still in her office a chunin attacked Naruto, but he killed him in a single stroke. After that we left and found Kushina. Once we found her we continued training until we came back" said Hiro with a smirk.
"Naruto killed" asked Sarutobi incredulously.
"Yes he killed as have Hinata and Harumi. They will be shinobi so they need to learn how to deal with death. Once they got over their first kill they trained even harder than before" said Hitomi happily hugging all three of them.
"Little Hana chan tried to keep up with her neechan and Naru kun. She ended up exhausting herself before half the day was done and fell asleep" said Asami kissing the little girl on her cheek. She just giggled happily hugging her from Hiros shoulders.
"Oh and that doesn't even compare to the fun we had with the Daimyo" said Hiro evilly.
"Do I even want to ask" asked Sarutobi.
"No but we're going to tell you anyways" said Hitomi.
FLASHBACK
Hiro, Naruto, Hitomi, Asami, Hinata, Harumi, and Hanabi entered the Daimyos chamber with smiles on their faces.
"What do you want, I'm a very busy man" asked the Daimyo in a condescending voice.
"No busier than I am. But I will admit you do half ass your job so it probably takes you longer to settle problems" said Hiro intending to make the Daimyo angry. It worked.
"You insolent boy. How dare you insult me like that? I could have you and your compatriots executed on the spot" he replied in fury.
"If you even tried you would lose over half of your samurai, and all of our respect" said Naruto.
"Oh and why is that" he asked in mock fear.
"Because you're speaking to one with equal status, but several hundred times the power" said Hitomi as she kissed Hiro on the cheek.
"How so? I have met every Daimyo from the other countries, and none of them had an insolent child as either the Daimyo or an heir" said the Daimyo.
"Who said I ruled such a weak entity such as the elemental nations? No my rule is from a plane of infinitely more powerful beings" said Hiro.
"Where your imagination" asked the Daimyo with a smirk.
"No…HELL" shouted Hiro as he spread his wings and revealed his fangs. At his shout twenty incubi arrived in gouts of flame brandishing their foot long claws and growling in an animalistic way. The Daimyo in fear fell off his throne sputtering.
"What do you want" he asked.
"Immunity from the Konoha council. They will try everything to control my otouto, and I want him to be exempt from their clutches. Plus I have a few plans for a certain treacherous clan that will soon be nonexistent" said Hiro with a feral smile.
"You want it? It's yours, just leave me alive" he cowered.
"Good, we'll be gone now" said Hiro as he flashed them out of the room.
FLASHBACK END
"And that is what we did with the Daimyo" said Hiro.
"That and after we trained the kids into the ground" said Asami with a wicked smile on her face.
"What would you gauge their strength to be at" asked Sarutobi.
"Hanabi is roughly at a high genin. Harumi is about a high to low jonin. And Naruto and Hinata are about high jonin to low Sannin" said Hiro making Sarutobis eyes widen to ridiculous levels.
"How the hell did you do that" he shouted in disbelief.
"Boot camp hell" yelled Hanabi happily making Sarutobis jaw drop at such a young child using such foul language. He was even more stunned that no one reprimanded her. Hiro read the look on his face and decided to answer before he said anything.
"She is essentially the child of a demon lord, we have different ideas on acceptable things. Language isn't something we worry about, nor is violence. Words can't hurt anybody and she has control over her temper. You know it always made me curious as to why humans worry about words more than actions. I mean it's just a fucking word, it doesn't do anything other than well nothing" said Hiro making Sarutobi stop and think. He tried to come up with an argument to refute what Hiro said but found none.
"Point taken, but what about Asami and Hitomi? What would you gauge their strength at" asked Sarutobi.
"Both could take on a single one of the Sannin and beat them to a draw" said Hiro smirking.
"I'm getting too old for this shit. Do you want me to just graduate them or something making them so powerful so young" mumbled Sarutobi under his breath but still loud enough for Hiro to hear.
"No we want them to socialize with others their age. Just because they have the power doesn't mean jack shit if they don't know how to work as a team. We have no idea who they will be teamed up with so they need to learn how to work with others they may not like" he replied, smiling a sadistic smile.
"So what do you want them to do" he asked, looking from child to child.
"I want them to start today" said Hiro happily. Sarutobi just sighed, pulled out a piece of paper wrote something down and handed it to Naruto.
"Hand that in to the chunin teacher at the academy, and you will be enrolled" said Sarutobi as he turned back to his paperwork.
"Thanks Sarutobi, come on Hina chan Harumi chan let's get to class" said Naruto as he disappeared in a flash of shadows, Hinata and Harumi following close behind.
"What the hell was that" asked Sarutobi scared shitless.
"That was the "KUROSHUNSHIN". It's a special technique I developed during my time in hell. It's kind of like the "HIRAISHIN" Narutos' father invented, except even more powerful. It works twice as fast and you don't need the kunai as a medium. All you need is for there to be darkness, and you can go anywhere in the world, in half an instant" said Hiro with a shit-eating grin.
"You made that kid as powerful as you could didn't you" asked Sarutobi deadpanning.
"Nope, if I wanted to do that we would still be out there and we would only return when he could beat the Yonbi singlehanded. Which by my estimations would only take him about another two years of my boot camp hell" said Hiro happily.
"I'm way too old for this shit" said Sarutobi as he pulled out a bottle of sake and chugged half of it in one go.
(Academy)
Naruto arrived in front of the building with a grin on his face. Hinata and Harumi were close behind smiling just as widely.
"Ok girls how shall we make our entrance" asked Naruto with a wicked smirk.
"Oh I got it we could…" said Harumi as she began explaining her plan. Naruto and Hinata got evil grins on their faces when she was done.
(Irukas Classroom)
"SHUT THE HELL UP" yelled a man with a scar across his nose. He used a jutsu he invented himself for controlling unruly kids and arrogantly dubbed it the "DEMONHEAD JUTSU". Just as he was about to speak again the doors blew inward and off their hinges. Striding in like he owned the place was a kid maybe 8 years old, wearing a purple fuzzy coat, fedora hat with a yellow feather on it and a large number of chains hanging on his neck. On each arm was a girl of roughly the same age moving their hips as they walked in a way that was far too mature.
"YO WASSUP BITCHES? AINT ANY OF YO CRACKERS EVER SEEN A PIMP BEFO" yelled the boy in the middle showing he had several gold teeth.
"Who the hell are you" asked a black haired boy with a duck ass haircut.
"ME? YO DAMN DUCKASS I'M YO NEW HOMEY, AND THESE ARE MY BITCHES, SO NO TOUCHIN UNLESS YO WANT TO FEEL MY BOOT UP YO ASS" yelled the boy again.
"Umm…do you have a note from the hokage" asked Iruka who was rather disturbed by the whole scene before him.
"Yeah here it is fresh from the old fucker himself" said Naruto reverting back to his regular self in an instant. It made everyone do a double take. One minute he looked ridiculous and the next he looks like a professional shinobi.
"You shouldn't say such things about the hokage. He is the one that keeps us all safe, and he is the leader of the village" said Iruka disapprovingly of the language and insult.
"That old man is weak compared to my aniki. Besides he is supposed to keep us safe, but that doesn't necessarily mean he will. Now let us begin the class, I want to get these four years over with so I can get out of here" said Naruto as his two girls giggled.
"Fine just take…your…seat" said Iruka trailing off seeing all three sitting in the same seat one girl sitting comfortably on one leg.
'This will be a long four years' thought Iruka sadly.
Yo thymistacles here. Sorry for the lack of updates recently, I have had massive writers block for this story, and my father has been a little less than cooperative with me being on the computer. All in all I have been rather limited on my time (I have a few secret times that he will never know about but it's still risky). I'll try to find other ways to circumvent this and post more for my stories but I can make no promises. Please update, the more updates I get the harder I will redouble my efforts to fix this mess. However I need the reviews for some specific stories. One Small Change, One Huge Difference, Resident Evil Cataclysm, Meitantei Shinobi, Love Thy Name is Misery, Deaths Chronicles, and Resolve. Once I get a number of reviews for these stories as well as this one, I will make sure that no power on earth, heaven, or hell will keep me from updating. But I need the stories to actually be read, I know they may not seem too appealing at first but I can guarantee they will grow on you. Please review or flame I don't care which, ja ne. P.S. I will still work my ass off to get back on, but the reviews to the stories mentioned will just make me work that much harder.
