Here's to the second part of How Nakatsu Stole Christmas and I think would be the last to the story! :D Because I did say two-shot. :D Merry Christmas, Hana Kimi fans! :)
Disclaimer: Okay, fine. How about I take Yuujiro instead?
How Nakatsu Stole Christmas (Part 2)
Yuujiro was never an obedient little dog. Even his Yuujiro Juniors, they were all just as mischievous as their dad (A/N: He must be proud…). Also, Yuujiro never let anyone approach him except for girls, Sano, other dogs (A/N: Like his sons!) and cats. Yes, cats (A/N: It was in one episode. :)) ). Now why are you being told this? You'll find out soon enough.
Hauling up the box of dorm-made Christmas decors towards the field where the Christmas party was to be held, Ashiya bumped into Dorm 1 (A/N: That must've hurt, judging from the fats-turned-muscles. :P).
"It was cowardly of us to abandon a soldier in battle," Tennouji took the supplies from a surprised Ashiya. "For that, we shall join you in your mission to make a 'smashing awesome' Christmas party!" (A/N: Hahaha imagine Tennouji saying that! xD)
"HOH!" Every Dorm 1 member chorused.
Though [s]he needed and appreciated the offer for help, Ashiya thought it was about time those mush-brained-brawniness martial artists (A/N: Well that didn't make sense!) get punished.
"Okay, then. Check if all the comfort room waters are clean."
"HAI!" They answered as they, unquestioningly, marched off to the school buildings (A/N: Idiots! Idiots, all o' ye!).
"Use your tongue," Ashiya continued, with the backs of Dorm 1 and his/her back facing one another "And mark down those with unclean water." [S]he smirked evilly.
'Umeda-san's definitely going to enjoy having his clinic full of supposed hotties.'
Next to replace were the tables, chairs and dinnerware. "Yosh!" Ashiya prepped himself/herself. Catering was going to be expensive, but tonight was Christmas; everything had to be perfect and memorable (A/N: That's the spirit, Ashiya! :-bd).
"Don't even take out your phone, Ashiya-kun," The silky purr of Hibari ordered. Like an idiotic fanboy/girl, Ashiya obeyed (A/N: HAHAHA!). "We need food, yes? Then the Hibari Four will take care of that!"
Kanna and Erika stepped forward and bowed before a once-again surprised Ashiya. "Forgive us for parting from you hastily," They pleaded with grace. "We were…er…"
"Save your excuses," Ashiya urged the two girls to stand up; enjoying the penalties [s]he was giving (A/N: Evil Ashiya is Evil! :)) ). "I have a job for you."
"Please clean all the droppings of our dogs," [S]he convincingly pleaded. Not only was this productive work, but the smell was starting to stick to their clothes after nobody wanted to volunteer to clean up after the pets (A/N: But basset is the new Victoria's Secret! D:).
Hibari cringed, but composed herself. "Very well. Ladies, let us go to Dorm 2." Komari squealed. "I finally get to be in the room of Na-"
"Odanari, Komari!"
Ashiya's progress to a successful Christmas party was a good three percent. Hurriedly, [s]he grabbed the wish lists from the dorm entrances and began to make rounds, hoping his/her money would be more than enough (A/N: Mine wasn't on my rounds…).
"Stoppu!" The overly-joyous voice of Germanophile Oscar delayed Ashiya's shopping.
"What?" [S]he demanded. Oscar, along with his caped followers, kneeled on one knee, their right hand over their chest; a sign of loyalty. "We have unprofessionally left the stage to a solo performer," He yapped as Ashiya scanned the bookshelves for a The Fault in Our Stars book (A/N: Most people wanted that book. What's so nice about it?). "And in performance arts, everyone must be on stage, doing everything with one another on stage!" He jumped, asking for Ashiya's hand, despite the ignorance of the latter being a girl.
"You want to showcase your talent and do everything on stage?" Ashiya turned to face the whole of Dorm 3 with the shoppers wondering why [s]he had such a peculiar group of friends.
"Then your task is to dress up as smoking hot ladies and do lap dances on random schoolmates. Remain in-character. Now go change!"
Everyone from Dorm 3 rushed out with Ashiya deciding to go back to the school as well. [S]he couldn't trust anyone anymore with the party; Kami, it was already becoming a turn for the worst ever since the panty thief incident (A/N: Anyone still remember? ;P).
"I guess the Christmas tree's the last one on the list," Ashiya sighed as [s]he pressed the green dial on his/her phone. "Moshi mo-"
"Why do I have a bunch of gorillas and yapping ladies in my clinic?"
"So you don't think they're cute either, huh," Ashiya muttered to himself/herself, but Dr. Umeda heard.
"Duh. And the women?"
"I didn't expect them to go to the clinic after asking them to clean up after our dogs..."
"Ashiya. These are women. Expect less; you're different from these girly gal pals."
"Listen, doc, I gotta go. I'll call you back. And treat everyone in thirty minutes. Yes, including the girls. Yes, I'll pay for your hospital bills if you ever die of a woman's touch. Bye."
(A/N: Best phone call EVER! xD)
"We'll do the Christmas tree!" Kayashima, Sekime and Nakao jumped in front of Ashiya. [S]he wouldn't even be merciful to her own dorm mates (A/N: DUN. DUN. DUN!).
"We're sorry for running off and leaving you like that, Ashiya," They said in unison. "That's alright," [S]he smiled mischievously. "What you need to do now is strip Sano naked and have him go to Oscar-san. Tell Oscar-san I included Sano in their group." [S]he looked at each one in the eye.
"The rest of you Dorm 2 will go caroling-" Sekime, Nakao and Kayashima laughed, finding their jobs easier, less painful and less embarrassing (A/N: Or is it?).
"-Naked. Covered only with signboards you may customize. Collect as much money as you can. Now go!"
Stiff with shock, the three boys waddled back to where the rest of Dorm 2 was to inform the rest of the members about their tasks, given by the all-merciless Ashiya (A/N: Catchy name. :-?).
And still, nothing was done. They were never going to recreate the Christmas party [s]he wanted for everyone. How was [s]he going to impress the newly-arrived Kagurazaka, Shin and Julie now?
'And I haven't found Nakatsu nor-'
A loud barking cut Ashiya short. 'Is that…?!' [S]he spun around to see whom she wanted to see most (A/N: I love you all NakaZuki fans!).
"NAKATSU!" She ran full-throttle, threatening to crush him with either a hug or to the ground. "Yo, Mizuki," He grinned nonchalantly. [S]he punched him. "Itte!" He cried out, clutching his shoulder. "What was that for?!"
"For not being here at all! Where were you when I needed you?"
As the words rung in a flattered Nakatsu's head (A/N: AWWWW. ;D), Ashiya noticed something else. "He was with you the whole time?" Snapping back to reality, Nakatsu looked at his companion and back at Ashiya, who was staring at him, waiting for an answer (A/N: Their staring game's better than Sano's and Mizuki's! :D). "Yeah. I actually got to walk him without losing an arm."
"All I had to do was call Yuujiro 'Christmas' and he's all mine." Breaking his gaze with Mizuki, Nakatsu checked the scene behind him/her.
"We're having two Christmas parties?" He asked him/her.
"We are?" Ashiya was taken aback.
"The whole reason I disappeared was to redo everything in this party," Nakatsu rested his head on the shorter boy/girl (A/N: And she didn't mind! :3).
"I only noticed after I captured Yuu- Christmas," He continued warily, careful not to use 'Yuujiro' while the canine was still present. "The tree was trimmed and relocated somewhere else,"
'So the tree wasn't torn when we found its remains…' Ashiya recalled.
"Then the food was all yesterday's leftovers, so I asked Nanba-senpai's mom if she could bring some food over, and she did," (A/N: The old hag. Hahahaha Nanba. :)) )
'The food wasn't half-eaten; it was the same amount as it was when we kept it yesterday!'
"And guys are just really horrible at gift wrapping, so I thought of hiring some people to wrap it more expertly so the gift would look real cool and it wouldn't break while it was still unopened," (A/N: How considerate.. ;) )
'So Nakatsu really did tear the gifts open…just to wrap them in nicer ones…'
"Also, the decors that we had were old and out of juice, so I got new ones!" Nakatsu concluded, showing off a picture of items from a store brochure that he cut off (A/N: Who are you, MIsaki from Kaichou or Shizuku from Tonari?!).
"Wanna see where we're partying?" He winked at him/her, causing Ashiya to blush lightly (A/N: Oh no, Sano… ;)) ). "Ikke, ikke, go, go, Christmas!" He shouted, both canine and man running to an area wider than the field Mizuki planned to occupy (A/N: I love you Ikuta-san! xD).
The Christmas tree was right smack in the middle of the area, tables and chairs surrounded it, a platform was prepared and decorated, the food had been well cared for, and the gifts were laid neatly around the tree.
"Whaddaya think?"
Still, Dorms 2 and 3 had to do what they were told, this time on stage, and the big finale was Sano, whom Mizuki could not stop laughing at. The Kris Kringle was done with much fun and ease, and the food: delicious.
"But what does Yuujiro have to do with anything here?" Mizuki wiped his/her mouth with the table napkin as Nakatsu cuddled his new canine friend.
"Well, Sano must be punished too, mustn't he?" The Kansai-speaking teen winked mischievously at his buddies.
"Oh yeah! And cause Sano got me for the Kris Kringle but didn't get me anything," He looked at him. "I stole your wallet and bought me a gift!"
"WHAT?"
And that's the end of the story! Yay! :D Aaaaand that pretty much sucked for a first time Hana Kimi fanfic. =_=" Sorry for making you read this piece of trash. D: Review instead? I'll permit flames! :D
And who knew Christmas was just Yuujiro?! :))
