A/N: Insert generic copyright disclaimer here.


It's been about a little under… let's say… three weeks since your arrival in this strange land of talking equines. It was kinda hard keeping track of time here anyways with the life you've been living as of late. Scholars and any other living beings that could talk had a fascination with you and you are constantly bombarded with question after question regarding you and your human race whether it was for the books, satiating their curiosity, or even confirming the stories and folklore they were told about you as kids. In fact, every time you spoke, ponies suddenly froze and stopped what they were doing just to hear you talk. You were quite the celebrity within the castle and within Canterlot. When you weren't sleeping or eating, you were telling stories of your life as a kid, the ways of your old world, and your life upon arriving in Equestria.

The GOOD part of your life. You know… before it all went to Hell.

And when you weren't being the story teller, the princesses wanted you to be under the tutelage of the scholars to learn more of this land and their strange ways. They'd stop by and say hello every now and then whenever you had free time. Celestia would sometimes keep you company by day while Luna kept you company at night before you went to bed.

Right now it was about 12:00 PM, and you were currently on your desk sleeping with your head resting on some book.

"Hello?" A voice called from outside of your room. "It's me, Princess Celestia! Are you in here, Gray? May I come in?"

The door creaks open and in walks the Goddess of the Sun.

"Gray? I just wanted to see how you were doi- Oh! I see…" She said while covering her mouth with her hoof.

She slowly walks over to you with a smile on her face.

"Gray?" She whispered into your ear. "Poor thing, you must be exhausted."

The rhythm of your loud snoring fills the room, but as you sleep Celestia's smile stretched further. She lifts one of her hoofs and gently pokes your face causing you to abruptly snore louder and interrupting your tempo. You wave your hand and settle back into your book as a pillow. She pokes your face again while doing her best to suppress her giggles.

"Dammnit, Coach!" You spat out while half-asleep. "I'll get to it later! I'm trying to sleep and the girl in my dream is pretty freakin' hot!"

Celestia then cocks her eyebrow and starts becoming more curious of your words once again as well as the images in your head. She pokes you once again. You turn to face the other side, but you fall out of your chair. As your face hits the ground, you start snapping back to reality and start becoming more aware of your surroundings while groaning in pain.

Even then, it still felt like a dream considering where you were right now.

As you continue gaining more of your vision while on all fours, the first thing that comes into focus were gold plated hooves that stood before you.

"P-Princess Celestia!" You said while standing up abruptly while straightening your posture and even slow your breathing. "Forgive me for my… um… blunt tone with you! I had thought you were someone else of whom I once knew! I suppose old habits die hard."

"Do not worry, Gray." Celestia replied while letting out a slight chuckle. "I'll admit that I was having a bit of fun you. Also, I do apologize if I was interrupting your slumber. I'll forgive you for your 'tone' under the condition that you forgive me for my mischief. Deal?"

"I think can live with that." You replied.

"Very well, then. I bet you were enjoying your dream too." She said.

"What makes you say that?" You ask.

"You were talking in your sleep and mentioned something about a girl…"

To avoid anymore embarrassing and awkward events like this, you should probably sleep with duct tape over your mouth.

"Nah, it's cool. The girl in my dream was a rerun anyways. Heh." You replied while rubbing the back of your head. "So then, your majesty, what can I do for you?"

"Nothing important, I assure you. As you were." She replied while waving her hoof. "I just wanted to check up on you, Gray. How are things?"

"I'm *yawwwnn* just a little worn out this past week." You said while covering your mouth.

"I'm sure you are. You've been quite the busybody, haven't you?"

You were constantly grilled by scholars who you swear were pumped full of Adderall and Ritalin because they found everything you said to be terribly interesting. And in a way, it was damn close to being a terrorist interrogation.

"Kinda. I've been answering questions and doing a bit of studying almost nonstop. Guess I'm just out of it."

And by 'studying,' you mean napping and messing with your phone listening to music and watching whatever videos you have on it uploaded by you and your friends. Too bad there wasn't any internet connections here in this world. You were starting to miss the other things in your previous life such as watching video gaming commentaries on youtube, playing minecraft, posting on image boards, and forum trolling.

And as pathetic as it may have sounded, it was the GOOD part of your life.

Magic was able to make up for most of the technological advances here within this world. The technology here was almost years behind your time, if not possibly decades. Your phone was probably the most technologically advanced piece of hardware within this land of sunshine, magic, rainbows, and sugar.

"Care to join me for a walk around the courtyard? I could use a little exercise and you look like you could use a break." She said while circling you.

"I would very much like that, Princess Celestia." You said as you bow your head.

Brain: With the way she eats chocolate coated sugar cubes and sweets, she'll need more than just "a little exercise" to burn the fat off her flank.

You: A couple of laps around the castle should do her some good.

Brain: If there was only some nice way of saying it… Anyways, keep your eyes where they're supposed to be and NOT at… you know…

You: But… It's just so damn HYOOGE! It's not my fault that it obstructs my view most of the time, now is it?

Brain: Let's just not repeat that incident at the dinner table.

As you walk alongside Celestia in the hallway, two guards immediately start following from behind and accompany the both of you.

"Oh, that won't be necessary." Celestia says while turning to them. "He and I will be just fine together. You may leave us both."

"But your majesty…" One of the guards spoke. "For your protection, shouldn't we always-"

"That is an order." She interrupted while sounding more stern. "Please do not make me repeat myself."

"Y-yes, your highness." They replied while cowering slightly.

"And while you are at it…" She continued. "Please have the cook prepare some lunch and have it delivered to the both of us in the courtyard."

"Understood!"

"Excellent. Now Gray, come come come! Let us go." Celestia said while walking ahead.

You look back to the guards and see that they were still kneeling down while facing the floor. They seemed to have been too scared of even moving a muscle. You do have to admit, it's kinda cool having some friends in high places with such power. But still, giving orders wasn't really your thing.

"Yes, Princess Celestia. Right behind you." You replied while following behind her.

The two of you make your way outside. You continue walking around and come across several statues that stood next to a gigantic maze of shrubbery. Each of the pony statues were historical figures in their world and were once known for their ability to wield magic and tremendous powers. But of all the statues, there was one that always caught your attention. And every time you spoke of it, the scholars immediately brush the subject aside or tell you to just "forget about it." You stop before it while Princess Celestia walks ahead.

This particular statue resembled the chimera hybrid-like creature on the stained glass window when you first entered the castle. It was oddly shaped like a snake and had very unusual physical attributes. It had the characteristics of several different animals and it was as though someone had ripped parts from different animals and just glued them all together.

"'Discord', was it?" You said while knocking on the statue with your knuckle. "I wonder what is it about you that make all the ponies here not want to talk about- TCH! AAAAAARRGGHGH! WHATTHEFU-"

Upon touching the statue, you felt something coursing through your body. It was only for a split second but it felt like almost hours. It wasn't pain that you felt, but some kind of sensation that flooded your body and mind. While it wasn't painful, you were damn sure that you wanted it to stop. Your vision goes black for a second, but immediately returns and suddenly the sensation disappears. You whip your hand away from the statue and gasp as you regain your composure.

You: Brain! Run diagnostics and full system scan on body.

Brain: Scanning… 2%. Scanning… 58%. Scanning… 99%. Scan complete.

You: And the survey says?

Brain: Everything seems fine. No broken bones, no injuries, no pain, no nothing. Heartbeat and pulse rate seems normal and CNS is fully operational. You just blacked out for a bit, but I can't really pinpoint why. You're probably just tired. Maybe some hot food and more rest will set you straight. Also take it easy for a bit.

You: Okay. If you say so.

You turn around and see Princess Celestia drifting further away from you. You immediately make your way to her and it would seem that she didn't know about your little hallucination back there. Seeing as how they don't like talking about that particular statue, let's not bring it up but enjoy the time together with her right now. There's no need to risk getting in trouble.

(Hmmm… He'll do just nicely.)

"What do you think, Gray? Will this spot do?" Celestia said as she turned to face you.

"Yeah, this'll do." You said.

In the distance, you see the head chef of the kitchen and several other ponies rushing towards you with a large basket on each of their backs. One lays a large quilt on the ground while the rest of them sets up what appears to be a small banquet complete with lit candles, pillows for you to sit on, and a bouquet of flowers in the center. After setting up, they all stand before the both of you awaiting their next command.

"Thank you. That will be all for now. Now please leave us both." Celestia said as she took a seat.

The three bow their heads and scurry away like rats.

All except for the head chef.

He turns around and gives you a smirk while looking at both you and the Princess. He then turns around and catches up with the rest of his fellow cooks.

Odd… What was that all about?

You turn around and see that Princess Celestia is patting the empty spot next to her and motions over to you to sit next to her. You make your way to her and sit down crossing your legs indian style.

"So Gray, how are things?" She asks.

"I'm fine. Just a bit busy as always. Also, I'm glad we have time to talk! I've been try to get a hold of you these past few days."

"You have?" She replies while turning to face you.

"Yes! I seriously need you."

"Y-… You do!?" Celestia replied with her eyes lighting up and gasping slightly.

"I have a favor to ask you."

"Name it." Celestia said while scooting closer to you. "Anything you want, I will-"

"I'd like to move out of the castle."

"WHAT!? WHY!?" Celestia screamed with her eyes nearly popping out of her head.

"I really don't think I belong here. This sort of place seems out of my league. I'd prefer a place a little simpler and cozier than my current residence. That and being holed up in this castle all day long doing homework is getting kinda dry for me."

Celestia abruptly stands up on all fours, but your tired self didn't pick up on her reaction.

"W-we can build you a small shack next to the castle to live in if that is your wish!" She blurted out.

"Wait, what? No, you see, I just want-"

"Then it is settled!" She interrupted. "I shall have them start on it right away and make it as dingy to your liking!"

"Huh!? You don't understand! I just want-"

"And you no longer wish to study? Then it shall be done! Any scholar whosoever decides to even attempt to educate you or even glance in your direction will have to answer to me!"

Brain: Whoa man, she's mad with power!

"PRINCESS! JUST CHILL AND HEAR ME OUT, WILL YA!?" You yelled while putting your hand over her mouth. "Now then, can I just say something?"

She nods while giving out a muffled response.

"Listen… I really do appreciate what you are doing for me, but I'm still trying to adjust here." You said while taking your hand off her mouth. "Being bombarded with questions by everyone here 24/7 is just overwhelming me at the moment. And not only that, it's just… everything! This world, this place, the ways, the social norms, this pony filled society, everything! I like it where it's quiet and I just need to get settled here in Equestria. Plus I need to gather my thoughts and figure things out, you know? I kinda need a new direction in my life and I need peace and solitude to make it happen."

She continues to stare at you while not saying a word.

"So please, Princess Celestia…" You continued. "I beg of you to fulfill my request and- OOOOOOOFFFFF!"

Your speech is suddenly cutoff and you are taken by surprise as Princess Celestia wraps her forehooves around you in a very tight embrace. So tight, in fact, that you were now starting to feel lightheaded from your lack of oxygen intake.

"I'm so sorry, Gray! I should've known better that to introduce so much to you in such a short amount of time! I suppose I got carried away and just wanted to know everything about you and your race. I had let my curiosity get the best of me and I am sorry! I never meant to shelter you from this world. Please don't be mad at me!"

Brain: She's quite the affectionate one, isn't she?

With whatever consciousness you have left, you tap her shoulder like an MMA fighter being forced into submission hoping she would let you go. Luckily she lets go of you as you gasp for air.

"It's okay." You said while trying to regain your composure on your own two feet. "Just… Don't let it happen again, heh. Now listen… I'm not mad or upset, okay?"

"You're not!?" Celestia replies.

"Of course not! If at all, I'm thankful for EVERYTHING I have and it was all made possible because of you. If it weren't for you, I'd probably be living in a cave or something, you know? You didn't do anything wrong. Now please, may I ask that you fulfill my wish?"

She lets out a deeps sigh.

"If this is what you want, then I shall honor your request. In fact, I think I may know a place for you to get settled. It's a place called Ponyville."

"Ah yes, I have heard of it."

"It's a small quiet town where my star pupil and protégé lives. And as long as you're there, I want you to be under her tutelage and be under her watch. Let her teach you the ways of our land and associate yourself with others. Understand?"

You have heard of her before. She was named Twilight Sparkle and she was labeled as the smartest, if not, one of the smartest unicorns in all of Equestria. She was the sister of Captain Shining Armor and he had mentioned her a few times when you two hung out. He told stories about her when they were young and the special bond they shared. The scholars within this castle also had spoken of her and she was even revered amongst them even at a young age.

"Got it. I'll try to fit in, play nice with others, and try to make friends." You said.

"Then it is settled! I will make travel arrangements for the next train leaving Canterlot to Ponyville and I will inform Twilight Sparkle of your arrival."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." You said as you bowed your head.

"Oh and may I make a small request of you, Gray?"

"You name it." You said as you raised your head.

"When we are alone or if it is just only the two of us… May I ask that you call me... Tia?"

"A-as you wish, Princess Tia."

"No, no, no… Just Tia."

"But you are a princess. It would be disrespectful of me to neglect you of your royal title." You said while titling your head to the side with a look of confusion.

"We are friends, are we not? Besides, I don't mind if it is you."

"Yeah, we are."

"In fact, that is an order."

"A-as you wish. Tia."

Brain: Hohohoooooo boy… Moving on to pet names are we?

You: Not. Another. Fucking. Word.

Brain: Ma'am! Yes, Ma'am!

"Now then, Gray, shall we have lunch?"

"Sounds good. What's on the menu today?" You ask.

You uncovered the dome and it revealed… Sweet baby Jesus tears… No… Anything but that! Why did it have to be-

"YAAAYYY! My favorite!" Celestia screams with delight. "*Munch munch Munch*Oh yes! YES! MMMMMmmmm! That's the good stuff! *Munch crunch* More! I REQUIRE MORE! Gray, are you going to eat that?" She said while eyeballing your plate of chocolate coated sugar cubes with what appeared to be lust on her face.

"Knock yourself out, Tia. Please, just don't hurt me!" You said while shoving the plate away from you as though it carried the plague. You'd like to preserve whatever's left of your insulin sensitivity. The plate then starts levitating in front of her.

"YES! MY GOODNESS! *Munch crunch munch* OOOHHHH MYYY! YES! How can something so bad feel SOOOO GOOOOOD!?" She said while shivering and moaning with an unhealthy amount of pleasure. You also see that she was once again lost in some kind of trance-like state with her eyes rolled back and laughing maniacally.

It took every fiber of your being to not break down and weep in front of her while witnessing all of this. This was the kind of stuff that little kids would grow up telling their therapist when they get older. You've seen some shit in your day, but this...

Let's hope she finds a train that leaves as soon as possible. Like right this assing-second.

Location: Your bedroom suite. Time: 20:00

The gods or some kind of God-like figure within this world had smiled upon you this day, for you were taking the next train to Ponyville the very next morning. You are in your bedroom and packing a small satchel. You didn't have much in this world except the clothes off your back, your phone & charger, your wallet, and machete. That and a few grooming and hygiene products. And while you're at it, a couple of snacks wouldn't hurt. You also got a small bag of bits courtesy of Princess Celestia to be a part of their economy as well. As you continue packing, you hear what sounds like hooves touching the floor. You also hear and feel a breeze entering from your balcony. You knew who it was. She was always there to visit you every night and keep you company as you went to bed.

"Princess Luna!" You said as you turned around and straightened your posture.

"As you were, Gray." She said. "Must you always be so formal?"

"You are royalty afterall."

"We have been friends for a… reasonable amount of time, yes?"

"Umm.. Yeah. I guess we have, Princess Luna." You replied.

"So what say we skip formalities and take our friendship to how you say… to another level?" She said while walking towards you.

Your eyes nearly popped out of your head. Oh God… What is she doing? She's not try to… Is she!?

"Umm…" You managed to blurt out while slowly backing away from her.

You: Brain! HELP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP!

Brain: Err… Umm… Abandon ship! Everyman for himself! Me first! Women and children last!

You: Reliable as always I see.

"Listen, Luna… I just don't think I'm ready for that sort of thing yet!" You said.

"Oh…" Luna replied in a melancholy tone and sinking her head. "I see. Did I do something wrong? Is it me? I can change, if need be! Ohhh! I should've known that we could never be more than just friends…"

Awesome. Now she feels bad. Way to go, dude!

How the Hell would it work out between you two anyways? You were a "human" and she was… a horse. Well, a sentient pony if you want to go into details, but still.

"Listen…" You continued. "We've only been friends for like less than month or so? It's too soon! Plus there are other things that make it… complicated for us both. You didn't do anything wrong nor is it you, okay? It's just the way things are and the cards we're dealt."

"I think I understand." She replies while sounding disappointed.

"I am sorry, Princess Luna. But if it's any consolation, we can still be friends! I do enjoy your company and I'd really hate for something like this to jeopardize what we share now."

"So… It is never possible for me to become… even closer friends with you or even best friends?"

"Nope. I don't think we can ever be an item and- Wait… What?"

You cock an eyebrow at her.

"I just wanted a more special friendship between us. Something beyond the realms of normal friendship, Gray. I was hoping we could be close friends or even best friends, but I suppose even that would be too much to ask. How could I have been so foolish!?" She said while shaking her head.

"So wait… You just wanted us to be closer friends or best friends? You didn't want to hook up and- HAHAHAHA! Seriously!? Was that it!? I can do THAT!"

Luna's eyes lit up as her wings sprouted into the air.

"Y-YOU CAN!? IS THOU CERTAIN!"

"Yeah, dude! Hohoo man, I was thought you were talking about something else!"

"And what would that be, Gray?" She asks with curiosity,

"N-nothing!" You replied. "So… ummm… It's official, huh? I guess we're close friends now, ya?"

"HUZZAH!" Luna screams with delight while lunging towards you. She then wraps her forehooves around you in a tight embrace while you feel your oxygen intake once again becoming cutoff. "Now that we are officially close friends, may I ask of you a favor?"

You nod while suffocating.

"May I ask that you call me… 'Lulu' when we are alone? Only those who are close to me have the privilege of doing so."

"Yeah! Sure! Whatever! *gag* Just let me go and let me breathe for the love of God!" You said while flailing your arms around.

"As you wish, Gray." Luna replies while releasing her vice-like grip around you.

Brain: Whew! Another bullet dodged! I knew that it would work out.

You: …

"So then, Gray…" Luna continued. "What are you doing right now?"

"I'm just packing some stuff up for tomorrow. I have a train to catch early in the morning."

"Ahh, yes. My sister has informed me that you were leaving? Why is that?" She asks.

"I just need to collect my thoughts for a bit, that's all."

"How long will you be gone?"

"I really don't know. For as long as I need to, I guess."

"I… see."

You turn around and see her facing the ground. She seemed to be pretty upset.

"Come on, don't be like! I'll still be around, just not here." You said.

"But… That's the problem. You WON'T be here with me anymore…"

Damn, dude. She must really value your friendship. She wasn't two-faced like some dickwads back in your old world; she was genuine and she had nothing to hide. For a goddess wielding an extraordinary amount of power, she was just as innocent. She was just as fragile as she was powerful.

You: Why is it always hard seeing her like this?

Brain: I think I got something… Try this on for size…

"Say Luna…" You said while trying to meet her face. "What do you say you and I go star-gazing at that one spot by the lake? You know, like we sometimes do? Let's go one last time before I leave, okay? Will that cheer you up?"

She looks up while nodding at you with a smile. She kneels down as you climb on her back and the both off you take off into the night sky. Tonight was a little colder than usual; you probably should've carried a blanket with you or something, but a fire should suffice. After a bit of flying, you land in the very same spot where she caught you sneaking out when you first arrived. Ever since then, it's sort of been a nightly ritual to "sneak" out of the castle at night just to get away from your stalkers and fanatics.

…And to escape the horrific sounds of Princess Celestia's sugar binge whenever she had cravings.

Luna helps you gather firewood as you start setting up camp at the usual spot. She was already familiar with your little routine. As the fire is set up, you lie next to it while Luna sits at the other side.

"There's a lot more crickets chirping than usual." You said while staring at the night sky.

"There are usually more of them during the summer." Luna replied. "So then, it is Ponyville where you will be staying?" She continued.

"Yep." You replied while letting out a yawn and redirecting your gaze to the sky.

"Do you think you'll find what it is you're looking there?" She asks.

"Hopefully."

"And what would that be?"

"Peace and quiet would be a good start." You said. "That, and to figure things out."

"Figure things out?"

"I'm living a completely different life even now as we speak. Honestly, it's a drastic change from what I was previously used to."

"I see. What was life like before you arrived here?"

You pause for a moment.

"…The scholars can tell you all about it." You said while trying to select your words carefully.

"Hmmm…" Luna said as she stood up and leaned closer to your face. You become aware of this and tilt your head away slightly. "Somehow, I think you're not telling me or the scholars everything."

"What makes you say that, Lulu?" You said while finally breaking your gaze from the night sky to meet her face.

"Well, sometimes I check up on you at night while you are asleep." She watches you sleep. That's not creepy at all. Sorta… Maybe you should stop sleeping in your boxers while you're at it also. "You tend talk in your sleep."

"Uh-huh…. What do you hear me say?" You said while finally giving her your full attention. You also sit upright and lean back up against a tree while still remaining seated.

"Well, I become concerned about you because you toss and turn while screaming things."

"…Like what?"

"One night I heard you scream 'KESSLER NO! SHE'S ONLY A KID!' And just recently, you kept uttering something called 'Macgrath' over and over."

Shit. Fuck. Piss.

"And when I had inquired the scholars regarding the phrases you spoke, they seem to have no record of you speaking of it or you telling them of it."

You were sweating bullets now, but still maintained your poker face.

"Is there something you're not telling us, Gray?"

Brain: We gotta come clean. They may find out eventually.

You: Hold on, not yet.

"I just… haven't got to that part yet." You said.

"Did you ever plan of doing so?" She replied.

Damn. She's good. You had nothing to say to her, so you turned away.

Luna stands up again to meet your face, but you buried you face into your palms to hide your shame.

"Did you do something bad?" She asked.

"…A lot of things."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Bringing up bad memories was really starting to take a toll on you now. You started shivering and you swear you started hearing screams and pleas for mercy. Flashbacks of war and destruction started flooding your mind. Images of dead bodies motionless in pools of their own blood was now flooding your mind of men, women, and even children. You then start mumbling something incoherently while shuddering and even start wailing a little bit. Something within you was coursing within your system and you weren't sure of what to make of it. You swear you were losing your grip on reality. You then started grabbing handfuls of your own hair and start pulling on it.

But suddenly, it all started to dissipate when you felt a warm sensation on your shoulder and it was very soft. You snap out of your trance, and turn to see that Luna was nuzzling your shoulder in an attempt of comforting you like that of a quadruped nurturing their young.

"I am so sorry, Gray! I didn't mean to bring up any bad memories." She said apologetically.

As she continues nuzzling your shoulder, you started settling back down and start becoming at ease.

"It's okay, Luna. It's just something that weighs on my mind from time to time. Your head and heart seems to be in the right place. Maybe I'll tell you one day."

"I understand. Whenever you're ready."

"Thank you. It really means a lot to me." You said while giving her a warm smile.

While you are still learning the ways and norms of this world, you still couldn't get over the fact that this talking horse was trying to nuzzle you. It was kinda weird because it almost reminded you of your parents' cat back home when you used to visit them. Even after a few minutes had passed you still felt her face and warm breath on your shoulder. You then finally decide to scratch her ears and mane gently like that of an animal and start giving her the same treatment that you would of any non-sentient quadruped.

"OH!" She yelped out while backing away from you. You also retract your hand away from her when she yelped thinking you had hurt her. She appeared to have been embarrassed and you noticed a slight blush on her face. Even within the dark, it appeared to be noticeable on her dark fur color.

"I'm sorry." You said. "I-I didn't mean to-"

"No! It's okay. I just… Um…"

Looks like she was still a bit of a hermit crab. A moment of silence fills the air, but you get an idea. You get her attention and pat your lap while you motion over to her. She hesitates for a second with doubt in her eyes, but she finally gives in to your offer. She slowly makes her way to you with her head resting on your lap as she lays her body on the ground. You noticed that was she still somewhat uncomfortable because she was still tense and curled up. You pinch her ears gently between your index finger and thumb. She flinches slightly, but then starts to relax as she starts uncurling and you feel more of her weight resting on your leg. As she continues unwinding, you move your hand through her mane and it was unlike anything you have ever felt before. You felt some kind of sensation from it and it almost felt like… like magic. Well, it kinda makes sense considering where you were n' all that, but there was nothing like this in your old world. You gently dig your fingers and fingernails into her scalp and she lets out a slight whimper. After a bit of time has passed, she settles in and starts laying one of her forelegs over your leg. She lets out a sigh of content and closes her eyes.

Ahh, the beauty of thumbs and fingers. Truly, it was a gift here considering that you were one of the few beings within this land that had opposable thumbs, yet their society revolves around as though they did carry them. It was rather odd.

"Gray?" Luna whispers while still settled in your lap.

"Yeah? Lulu?" You whispered back.

"Be safe. If something were to happen to you, I don't know what I would do. If we couldn't do more of this 'hanging out' with each other… I would just… I would really hate it if I never saw you again."

"…"

Brain: Remember, they still don't know the "other" you. I wouldn't get too attached to her if I were you. What will they think when they learn THAT side of you?

You: They won't find out. Maybe it'll be different this time. When was the last time I had a real friend?

Brain: I'm just a afraid that… you know… Taking another emotional hit like that might ruin you once and for all.

You: I'll be careful.

Brain: Don't forget that I'm here. You tend to neglect me from time to time.

"Don't worry, Lulu. I really don't think you'll have to worry about my safety and well-being. I am pretty thick-skinned and I've been through some things." You said. "Remember that if you are ever feeling lonely, you have a sister that loves you dearly and she would do anything to see you happy. She's told me this herself when we talk sometimes."

"Does she really?" Luna asked while still settled over your leg and sounding more relaxed.

"She does. I'm not the only being in your life, am I?"

Were you really? With the way she acts around you, you'd swear that's how it was. She really needs to get out more. You should prolly take her to a bar or something one day, but you'd have to answer to an equine deity and explain to her why her little baby sister was drunk out of her mind.

"No…" Luna replied. "But you are different from the rest I have encountered within my lifetime."

"How so?" You ask.

Aside from the fact that you were a mythological creature, you did kinda stand out.

"I feel… different… when I'm around you. Why is that?" She asks.

"I dunno. But hey, let's not nitpick or think too much. Let's just kick back and enjoy the night. Ya? YOUR night."

Maybe it's because you were the first real friend she had in God-knows-how long.

"I do hope I'm not keeping you. Do you not have a train to catch tomorrow?" She asks while becoming concerned.

"I'll be fine. I heard the trip is going to be a bit long. I'll stay out late so I can sleep during most of it." You reply.

"Thank you, Gray."

"For what?"

"For spending your last night in Canterlot here with me and keeping me company. It really means a lot to me."

"Yeah. Don't worry about it."

You continue to scratch her mane and ears. As you continue to watch the moon slowly move and illuminate the night sky, the sounds of crickets chirping fill the air along with Luna's moans of content. You did your best to stay up to watch over Luna, but slumber eventually claims you. You cross your arms and tilt your head to the side. Luna looks up to see you sleeping up against the tree. She smiles as she settles back in.

"Goodnight, Gray. And goodbye. I'll be awaiting your return, so please come back soon." She whispered.

Location: Your bedroom suite. Time: 05:00

You awaken to find yourself in your bed. You could've sworn you were in the forest the other night with Princess Luna on your lap.

Brain: She prolly tucked you in last night. That was awfully nice of her.

You: Yeah, it was. We might've gotten bit by a spider or some other perversion of nature out there in the wilderness if we overstayed our welcome. Too bad we couldn't stay up a little more for her.

Brain: Your body was demanding rest. You gotta learn to listen to it sometimes and stop pushing yourself so much. It's not like we need to go into survival mode, now do we?

You: I guess I'm just missing the thrill of war, elevated physical stress, mental anguish, emotional roller coasters, and even close encounters with death.

Brain: Pamper yourself, rest, recover, get a new direction in life, and meet new friends. It's kinda sad that you're always talking with me all the time. And for the love of God, please try to finish a book. I'm dyin' over here! And comic books don't count!

You hear knocking on your bedroom door.

"Gray! It's time to get up!" Princes Celestia said in a cheerful voice. Made sense that she was a morning person… Er… Pony. She was the ruler of the sun, so why wouldn't she be?

"Give me a minute!" You incoherently mumbled.

The door bursts open as Princess Celestia trots in and stops by your bed, but you bury yourself underneath the warmth of your blankets.

"Five more minutes." You demanded.

"As you wish, Gray. Then I shall have you join me for breakfast then. You may catch a later train if that is your wish."

Breakfast. Wait a minute… Oh my Jesus… She might eat chocolate covered-sugar cubes…

"You know what!? I think I better catch the next train! Can't keep your protégé waiting, now can we!? Time's a wastin'!" You blurted out while bolting out of bed and nearly tripping over yourself.

"But I thought you wanted more sleep." She asks while sounding confused.

"I'm having trouble going back to sleep right now." You said while forcing a pokerface.

"Very well, then! Allow me to escort you to the train station."

Oh thank Christ. Or whatever Godlike figure that watches over this world. Prolly her? So what do we say from here on out? Do we just take her name in vain or something? Whatever. You just need to get out like right now. We can worry about that later.

Location: Canterlot Train Station. Time: 05:28

You stand before the entrance of your train cabin with Princess Celestia next to you.

Or Tia, but this wasn't the proper time to address her in such a way.

The train blows its warning whistle telling you that it's the final call for passengers heading to Ponyville. You turn to Princess Celestia and bow your head.

"Thank you, Princess. I feel like I owe you a tremendous debt for everything that you have given me."

"If you wish to pay it back, I do have one request of you."

"Hmm?" You said while raising your head.

"Please visit me whenever you have a chance and let's do something together. Deal?"

"I'd like that." You said while giving her a warm smile.

As you're about to board, you take one look back at Princess Celestia and see a look in her eyes. It was as though she wanted something more than just a simple wave or good-bye from you. You knew what she wanted, but you could tell that she was too embarrassed to ask you, let alone in public. A smirk appeared on your face.

Brain: …Are you really going to?

You: Yep! What kind of gentleman would I be if I didn't?

Brain: …Make it quick.

You step off the train and stop before Tia.

"Umm… Gray? Don't you have a train to ca- OHH! MY!" She gasped.

You cut off her speech as you lunge forward and wrap your arms around her neck and give her a hug. You held her for about a few seconds and pull back to see that her face was red, her eyes widened, and that her pupils have shrunk to pin pricks.

"That is… I didn't expect… Umm… You… Er…" She said while stumbling upon her own words.

"Later days. Tia." You said while winking at her and giving her a playful punch on her shoulder.

"…" She was speechless and all she could do was nod.

As the train starts moving you start sprinting into your cabin and take a seat next to the window. You turn to see that Celestia still had her eyes on you with the same expression on her face. But before the train starts accelerating, you were able to read her lips and the words she spoke.

"Thank you." She said with a smile.

You nod at her with a warm smile of your own.

Brain: What was THAT all about?

You: Let's just say it's the first official movement towards… My new lease on life. I'm trying to be a bit more open and friendly towards others. Maybe now's the time to start, yes?

Brain: Change is good. Let's embrace it.

You: For once… I agree with you.

You feel a tremendous weight lifting off of your chest and shoulders. You were not only starting a new life, but you were going to look for a new direction in life; a new identity, a new sense of belonging, a new… you. Looks like things are off to a booming start.

"Welcome aboard sir!" The train conductor said. "May I see your ticket- *GASP* You… You… You're-!"

…That is until you hear whispers all around you and the conversations you picked up on. You see that the conductor has his lower jaw hanging off his mouth as he stares at you with shock and awe. You pull your ticket out, put it in his mouth sideways, and close his jaw. He now resembled a dog holding a bone in its mouth with your ticket.

"So…" You said. "How long is the trip to this 'Ponyville' place?"

"Hrhphphrm. Hmphp.." He replied with your ticket in his mouth.

If your ears are working correctly, you could've sworn you heard him say: "Ten hours. Or so."

"Thank you. If the concession cart comes by, I'll just take a bottle of water." You said while redirecting your gaze out the window.

"H-Hrmph Hrmph! Hrmph hrmph hmph hmph?" The conductor replied. (Yes, sir! Will that be all?)

"Yeah, dude. Thanks!"

You still heard whispers all around and saw ponies pointing at you. Looks like you're going to still have some trouble fitting in. So to drown out the whispers and all that, you decided to pull your phone and earbuds out. You scroll through your playlist and decide to listen to something somewhat relaxing yet upbeat to pass the time.

"Heh. Haven't heard this in a while." You said while picking out a song.

You close your eyes and rest letting the song play on a loop. The song and the gentle rhythmic rocking of the train cart lulls you to sleep.

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Location: Ponyville Train Station. Time: 14:25

You open your eyes once again and look out the window. You stopped by what appeared to be another train station. You step out of the train cart and stretch your limbs out while letting out all sorts of grunting and groaning noises. You saw a sign on the top that said "Welcome to Ponyville" and noticed that the attitude and atmosphere of this place was a little more laid back compared to the fast paced Canterlot life. It was much quieter and not as crowded. You pull out a map of Ponyville that was given to you courtesy of the scholars. And luckily for you, the house belonging to the one named "Twilight Sparkle" was marked on your map. You leave the train station and make it to what appeared to be the marketplace of Ponyville. It seemed really old fashioned here. The marketplace was bustling with vendors set up everywhere selling produce, clothing, and many other items. Ponies everywhere were haggling, trading, selling, buying, and it just seemed so lively even for a small town. You continue following the map leading to your destination, but something odd happens.

It suddenly becomes dead silent.

You turn your attention away from your map and look up to see every set of eyes, if not most, focused on you.

"Umm…" You said. "I come ye in peac-"

"EVERYPONY! RUUUUUUUUUUN!"

They all suddenly scream and start running around in panic. Every pony pulls their young ones back into their houses, doors and windows slam shut almost in unison, and carts/vendors suddenly close. Within less than literally a minute, the entire market place becomes empty and you swear you see tumbleweeds flying in your direction.

"I wasn't expecting such a warm welcoming." You said while rolling your eyes. "It's like they rehearsed this specifically for my arrival."

You then started hearing slow trotting from behind approaching you. You turn around to see what appeared to be a zebra wearing a brown cloak with her eyes glowing yellow through the dark part of it. She had several gold rings around her left foreleg as jewelry, a satchel on her back, and a sun crest symbol as her cutie mark. But this sun design was different from Princess Celestia's cutie mark; it was a swirl design and it had triangles surrounding it resembling a sun or some form of it.

"Well now, what do we have here that stands before me?" She said with what sounded like an African accent. "And what is this two-legged creature doing striking fear in the hearts of many?" She continued as though she was reciting a nursery rhyme.


A/N: Hey guys! What's goin' on? I know it's been a long ass time since my last update. For those of you that care, I assure you that it's not forgotten. I also write for another community, but I won't go into details with that. Anyways, thanks for reading and stick around! Feedback and reviews are NOT required but always welcome.

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Happy New Year, everyone! And may 2013 be full of ponies!

And yeah... I STILL don't know what the fuck I'm doing writing at this point.