^_^; i apologize for the shortness... story -
"Anyways, back to you, West!" Prussia continued, turning to his brother. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Still playing it safe, I see. Your truth is: how big are your testicles?"
"Uh..." Germany had the same face as before.
Prussia sighed. "You can't keep doing this every time it's your turn." He stood up. "I'll be right back."
"No no no! Don't get naked!" Sardinia said quickly.
"Come on, Sardinia!" Prussia called to her from the other room. "I know you want to see the sexy me naked!" She blushed.
"And either way," he walked back in, "that's not what I'm doing. Here," he placed two six packs of very intoxicating German beer in front of them, "drink, West."
Germany wasn't sure if he should, but he couldn't resist his love for beer. He lost all will power and grabbed a bottle and chugged half of it.
"Gott, calm down!" Prussia said. He tossed Sardinia and Sicily each a bottle. "Want some?"
"Sure," Sardinia said. "Now I won't be able to remember this."
"If you're drinking it sis, then I'll drink some too!" Sicily said with a smile.
After they all (except Prussia; he wanted to remember every second of this train wreck to get a good laugh and to blackmail them later) drank their fair share of beer, Prussia soberly asked Germany, "So how big are your testicles?"
Germany smiled, also drunk. "Huge, BrĂ¼der...huge!" He raised his hands, one of which had a half empty beer in it, and held them up about a foot apart.
"And that's limp?"
"Yesss."
"Wow. Okay, Sardinia, truth or dare?"
"Dare!" She held her arms up.
"Alright. Um...uh...oh! Touch tongues with a player of your choice!"
Sardinia didn't hesitate one bit and crawled on top of Prussia on, all fours, and said seductively, "I choose you." She placed her mouth into his and shoved her tongue inside, feeling all around on the sides, roof, and bottom until finding his tongue. They touched and danced with each other. At the sensation, Sardinia let out the smallest moan. After the sloppy kiss, she pulled away and sat back down.
Prussia laid there for a second on his elbows, dazed. He blinked and pulled himself together, glad he was sober so he could remember this. "Sicily, truth or dare?"
"Hm...dare!" She also threw her hands up.
"Kesesesese~ Take off your bra and give it to West!"
"Okay!" She said happily.
"Wait...wha...?!" Drunk Sardinia asked frantically.
"Shh..." Prussia put his finger on her soft lips. "Don't argue with my awesome ways."
Sardinia was drunk and confused, so she sat there as one of her nightmares played out.
Sicily stuck her hand under the back of her shirt and unhooked her bra. She pulled each strap over an arm and slid her bra out from under shirt. She threw her pink bra in Germany's face.
Germany smiled and blushed. "Ja, ja! C-cup!" He took another huge gulp of beer.
"Y-you can has that...f-for the rest of the game," she said completely drunk. She turned to Prussia. "Truth? ...or dare?"
"Let's go with truth."
"Hm...uh...oh! What do you call your penis?"
"Ha, that's an easy one! Gilbert Jr!"
Everyone except Prussia had a "wtf" face on. Prussia was just sitting there like an idiot with a grin on his face.
