A.N. gamer girl247, here is chapter 3 you seemed excited for! ^.^ Who missed this? I'm sorry for taking forever again! . I promise after I'm done with 'I'm Here To Save You,' most of my attention will be brought back here. Thank you for sticking to this story and actually reading even though I'm always late at updating. Once again, there is an OOC warning. So enough of that. Hope you enjoy and please leave a review! x]


Kylie felt the two stop walking and was pulled back a bit, nearly bumping into someone.

Pulled from her thoughts, she looked up and saw a familiar snowy haired German.

"Hi, Sigmund!"

"Bullocks."


"Why, hello," Sigmund greeted. "Here to see another show of mine?"

Chum Chum nodded eagerly. "Yup. We're planning to see all your shows this week."

Sigmund smirked. "So where's Kyle?" he asked, noticing the lack of a redhead squished in between the two. "Decided not to show his face with me around?"

"He's at Milkweed," Fanboy said.

The sorcerer raised an eyebrow. "Milkweed?"

"He's taking a re-admittance test."

He nodded. "Oh. Well, I'll have to look into that."

The topic of Kyle was quickly forgotten as the two superheroes began to babble, praising the wizard for past accomplishments.

Sigmund immediately tuned them out. Hearing praise from his fans never ceased to amuse him. But some days, it was quite tiring.

After many complements, Sigmund tuned back in time to see Fanboy push an unhappy red haired girl forward. She was fidgeting, clearly nervous. "This is out new friend, Kylie. She's Kyle's sister."

"Girlfriend," Chum Chum interrupted.

Fanboy sent his younger friend a short lived glare before quickly continuing. "Kylie, this is Sigmund the Sorcerer!"

Sigmund smirked arrogantly. "Charmed, I'm sure."

Kyle rolled his eyes, but internally sighed, secretly relieved. Good. He didn't recognize me. But that didn't stop his stomach from knotting like always when he was around the sorcerer. Grudgingly, he gave a tight lipped smile in response.

The sorcerer curiously analyzed her, from her red hightops to her slightly wavy red hair. She looks like a more feminine Kyle. I don't remember the conjurer having any siblings. Maybe he had turned himself into a girl. Sigmund internally chuckled at the thought. Imagine that. Kyle the Constipator turning himself into a girl. But even I have to admit, he isn't that stupid. Though there names are extremely similar. And no one scheduled an admittance test for today.

"So how do you know Kyle?" Sigmund asked the girl.

Options began to run through the boy/girl's mind. Sister? No, he would know from my Milkweed files that I'm an only child. Girlfriend? Would he believe that?

Kylie found words flying out of his mouth. "Cousin," she said. "I'm his cousin."

"Oh, really?"

"She nodded. "Distantly related. So we don't see each other much."

"I see…"

Fanboy elbowed his sidekick. "I told you they were related," he staged whispered.

Chum Chum rolled his eyes, ignoring his friend. Turning away, he saw Lenny searching on his key ring for the right key to open the theater with. The younger nudged his taller friend. Getting Fanboy's attention, he pointed at the door.

Fanboy followed Chum Chum's gaze and hopped. He grabbed Chum Chum and Kylie's hands excitedly. "Sorry, Sigmund. But we gotta go and get good seats in the front. See ya later!"

A cloud of dust floated in the spot the three were just standing.

"Fanboy! Let go of me!"

Sigmund smirked, watching as the three disappeared into the dimly lit theater "Hmm… Distant cousin you say? Interesting…"


"Put your hands together for the one, the only, Sigmund the Sorcerer!"

The small theater was filled with roars of applause and cheers, coming from everyone; That is everyone but one particular redhead.

This specific redhead was currently rolling her eyes, arms crossed.

A giant Sigmund formed from purple mist that was hazing the stage. The screams grew louder. It raised a purple and slightly opaque arm. "Look behind you."

Everyone turned around in their seats to see another spotlight on the real Sigmund. He walked down the middle aisle of the theater, winking at random fangirls in the audience.

He reached the front row. The sorcerer smirked, seeing Fanboy, Chum Chum, and Kylie. He flicked his wand, a rose magically appearing. Plucking it from the air, he handed the flower to the girl whose amber eyes grew in surprise. Her "friends" next to her, girlishly giggled, watching the moment. The shocked expression left as quickly as it came. Kylie scoffed, rolling her eyes.

His eyebrows rose a bit in surprise. No girl had ever acted like this around him before. But then again, Kylie is actually a boy; Not that the sorcerer knew. Sigmund shrugged but tossed the rose onto her lap. She glared at the object as if it had insulted her mother as he walked up the steps onto the stage.

"Sigmund gave you a rose!" Fanboy whispered excitedly.

She sent him a deadpan glare. "I know," Kylie drawled. The girl raised a hand to push the flower off her lap when Chum Chum grabbed her arm, stopping her.

"Keep it! The rose might have some of his magic and sorcerer-y."

Kylie rolled her eyes but did keep the flower on her lap.

"Now for my first trick," Sigmund announced. "I am going to need a volunteer from the audience."

Hands flew in the air, several viewers jumping out of their seats; Fanboy and Chum Chum included.

"Ooh! Pick us! Pick us!"

Sigmund walked along the edge of the stage, his eyes gazing up and down the rows of ecstatic audience members.

"How about you?"

Kylie broke her annoyed gaze at her flower, curiously looking to see who would be the poor sucker that would probably disappear in the trick and be gone forever. The conjurer looked up to see that same irritating sorcerer holding his hand out for the girl.

Sigmund arrogantly winked.

Kylie's eyes narrowed. "No."


"That was a really cool trick you did with the bear," Chum Chum praised Sigmund after the show.

The green and purple clad boy nodded. "I guess magic can do anything; Even getting a giant bear to fit a turtle's shell. With the turtle still in it!"

"It was good, wasn't it?" the sorcerer mused. "But it would have been better if Kylie had helped me."

Fanboy looked at the girl curiously. "Yeah. Why didn't you help him?"

Kylie scowled. "I didn't want to."

"But it would have been awesome!" Chum Chum pressed on.

The girl was silent, her facial expression doing the talking for her.

"I suppose she had been too dazzled," Sigmund commented. He shrugged. "You can't blame her. This is probably the first time she's seen a real wizard at work. But you are Kyle's cousin. Did the magic gene skip over you as well?" The German didn't bother to wait for an answer and continued on with his monologue. "That's a shame. It's passed over so many in your family for many generations then reappears with him."

Kylie's scowl deepened. "I'm twice the wizard you are," she muttered.

Sigmund raised an eyebrow. "What was that?"

Her eyes widened once more, nervousness taking over her. I can't afford any slipups.

A strained smile made its way across her face. "Oh, nothing. Nothing."

Sigmund shrugged. The sorcerer suddenly noticed something was missing. "Where is the rose I gave you?"

"In the trash," she retorted.

Fanboy and Chum Chum gasped.

"No!"

"The magic and sorcerer-y!"

Sigmund frowned. "Shame," he replied. "So Kyle should be back tonight, yes?"

Kylie hastily shook her head. "No."

"No?"

"No," the girl repeated more firmly. "He's… Uh… He's running errands. His wand has been malfunctioning. He'll be gone for awhile."

The sorcerer snickered. "I don't think it's his wand."

The girl glared.

"So with the constipator gone, where will you be staying?" he asked.

"At Kyle's house," she answered with slight hesitation.

"All by yourself?" he questioned with what the girl knew was a false tone of care. "Now that isn't safe."

Kylie mentally observed his behavior, curious. What is he thinking?

"We should get to know each other, Kylie," he said. "I will do both of us a favor. You see, the hotel I'm staying in is absolutely horrid. How about I stay over at Kyle's place?"

Her eye grew wide. She began to fiddle with her fingers. Opening her mouth to respond, Kylie had been quickly interrupted.

"The hovel may not be enchanted, but it should do. Fine? Good. Six o'clock it is." He raised a hand and moved his arm in a counterclockwise motion. "Dazzle you later."

Kylie watched as Sigmund disappeared into the purple magic. "Oh, fizzlebottom," she muttered.

Fanboy and Chum Chum surrounded the sparkles, playing with them until it completely disappeared.

"You're so lucky, Kylie! You get to have a sleepover with Sigmund!" the orange and yellow clad "superhero" squealed.

The two shared a look before begging the girl in unison. "Can we go, Kylie? Please!"

Without a second thought, Kylie opened her mouth, a "no" on the tip of her tongue, but a thought was nagging her. What is Sigmund up to?

The superheroes were silent as they watched the girl think.

As must as I hate to say this, it wouldn't be completely horrible to have those two while Sigmund's around in case he has something planned.

She sighed. Knowing she would regret her actions later, the girl nodded. "Fine."

Fanboy and Chum Chum jumped, grins on their faces. "Yay! Sleepover at Kyle's house!"

They shared a look. "We have to get ready!"

Kylie felt a gust of wind beside her and turned around. She saw the superheroes running in the direction of the brightly colored water tower they called the Fanlair.

"We'll see you tonight, Kylie!"

Her head tilted upwards. "May Merlin help me," she groaned.