"Um, Tahno?"

/sigh/ "Yes, Uhvatar?"

"Where the hell are we?"

"In a very small broom closet, it would seem."

"And why, may I ask, are we still in said closet?"

"Because, darling, the door is locked."

/frustrated grunt/ "This is SO uncomfortable."

"Girls would pay to be where you are right now. In fact..."

"If you say another word, I will fire bend your pretty little face off."

"I knew it!"

"What."

"You do find me attractive."

/furious blush/ "Psh, I do not. Your hair? Ridiculous."

"Don't lie to me, love. I'm a three time probending champ. I can see deception from a mile away."

"..."

"..."

/screech/ "GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF ME."

"Darn. Your bum is so nice though."

"I will burn your genitals off."

/high-pitched/ "Eep."

"That's what I thought, perv."

"..."

"..."

"We've been in here for forever. Aren't there workers here?"

"Yeah, but the bar is closed, idiot. I was leaving until you shoved me in here."

"Yeah, yeah. Keep telling yourself that, uh-vatar. You totally jumped me and pushed us in here."

"I am the avatar. I do not 'jump' people."

"That's possibly the worst excuse I have ever heard in my life."

/thunder/

"Ohmygosh."

"Are you clinging to me, Tahno?"

"No, I'm huddling for warmth."

"Liar, you're scared of thunderstorms, aren't you?"

"Psh, no. I'm Tahno."

"That was worse than my excuse."

"... so?"

"So you are scared of thunderstorms."

/whimper/ "Maybe."

"Wow."

"... (sob)"

"It's gonna be ok, I promise."

"Well, well, well. If it isn't the illustrious avatar and three time champion probender. In a very compromising position if I do say so myself..."

"Tarlok."

"You think this is compromising? Try this."

"Tahno! What the f-oomph."

"Gah! I don't want to see this."

/slam/

/contented sigh/

"You're a pretty good kisser, uh-vatar."

"Tahno?"

"Yes?"

"Did you just scare away our one chance at getting out of this closet?"

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say..."

"ARGHHHH."

"...wow."

"I. Hate. You."

"But..."

"You are a decent kisser."

"Just decent?"

"Shut up."

"Make me."

"..."

"..."

(a couple minutes)

"Let me check this one last closet, Bo."

/creeeak/

"What the..."

"Mako! Wow, didn't expect you guys to come back for me, heh heh."

"Tahno."

"Ferret boy."

"Oh, Bolin. You're here, too."

"Why are your lips all swollen? And what happened to your hair?"

"This is immensely awkward."