Hey guys! Thanks so much for your support! You guys made my day with your reviews and positive feedback, so I just had to write another chapter! :) Sorry for the long wait though; I've been busy, and I had trouble thinking of more good plots.

To ScheerLovesYou- Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it :D

To LizzieGirly223- Thanks! I will do more if I get more ideas. =)

To Icarlya- Thanks for both reviews! Gosh golly is hilarious haha. Well, when I use OMG, I think of it as "oh my gosh" or "oh-em-gee," so not really cussing I hope haha. XD Thanks for commenting on the specific parts! I agree about the stuff you said about some stories haha.

To PurpleJerk- Thanks! LOL I will keep going if I can think of more. As for the butterfly, I made it up on the spot because I wanted to parody the way Spencer's opinion as an adult is never represented in these stories and the way he's always portrayed as so ridiculously spazzy. lol =D

Originally, I only planned to do one chapter, but you guys keep making me want to do more! It was hard to think of more plots because I wanna avoid doing ones that have already been parodied before. Anyway, I now present chapter 3! It parodies "Truth or Dare" and "Ask the Crew" stories. "Ask the Crew" would've been hilarious to do by itself, but it's against the guidelines anyway (interactive entry, script format), so I make a combined parody. It's hard to describe so just read it. =D

If you guys have any other ideas for me to do a chapter on, PLEASE tell me some! :)

disclaimer: GUESS WHAT? I still don't own iCarly!

Well, that was a long author's note. Sorry! I'll get on with the story. Another Seddie/Cibby parody :P


3rd person POV

Carly, Sam, and Freddie, as well as Gibby and Spencer, have decided to have an interactive iCarly segment for their webcast today; they would let the iCarly viewers ask them truths and dares. SOMEHOW, they all got on board with this idea, even though anyone in their right minds would know that that would be a bad idea. It's not necessary to describe HOW they got on board, just that they did because otherwise, there is no story to tell here. Ask the crew stories usually somehow have a host that manages to get the trio and Spencer and Gibby to appear on some interactive show, but this story won't; the crew has spontaneously decided to hold this segment!

"In 5, 4, 3, 2..." says Freddie.

"I'm Carly."

"And I'm Sam."

"And this is...iCARLY!" both say together.

"Now today, we've got Gibby and Spencer here with us!" Sam says, introducing the camera to the two guys.

"And for this webcast, we decided it'd be a GREAT idea to let you guys, the psychotic fans of iCarly who had been throwing stuff at each other at webicon over stuff about Creddie and Seddie, make us answer stuff truthfully and do dares!" says Carly, enthusiastically.

"Yes!" Sam chimes in, "So we present this interactive segment, Truth or Dare with the fans!"

"We've got our first video caller," says Freddie, "and the username is InsaneSeddier2000! Well that could lead to some stuff that I don't want, but I apparently don't think about that, so I'm gonna click 'answer.'"

"OMG HI GAIZ, I'm such a big Seddie fan, as you probably can't see from my username! Anyway, I dare Sam and Freddie to kiss for 2 hours. Cuz most people in real life kiss for 2 hours straight; that's not impractical at all," says the girl in the video call.

"Eww no!" Freddie and Sam 'protest' together.

"I'm not kissing that nub," says Sam.

"I'm not kissing that demon," says Freddie.

"You guys have to!" Carly demands, apparently not caring about the feelings of her friends.

For some reason, Sam and Freddie don't think to leave or end the video call, so they 'grudgingly' kiss.

Time suddenly fast-forwards 120 minutes because apparently nothing happens during the two hours in which Sam and Freddie have their lips pressed up against each other.

"Ugh, that was gross," Sam says.

"Glad that's over," says Freddie, "and not because I had to have my lips glued to someone else's mouth for so long but because I have to keep the game up and say kissing Sam is gross."

"YOU GUYS SECRETLY LIKED IT! I KNOW IT!" screams the InsaneSeddier2000, who apparently enjoys spending two hours watching two fictional characters kiss through a story on a computer screen.

"All right, get out InsaneSeddier2000!" Sam demands.

Freddie ends the call and answers another call, "Here's Seddieforthewin. Let's just cross our fingers and hope someone with this username doesn't ask Sam and me to kiss."

"HEY GUYS!" squeals Seddieforthewin, "I dare Sam and Freddie to kiss!"

"UGH!" groan Sam and Freddie.

"Wait, I'm not done! I'll be nice," says the video caller, "you only have to kiss for 1 minute."

"Fine..." says Sam.

"BUT," Seddieforthewin continues, yielding another groan from Sam and Freddie, "Then you have to tell the truth about whether or not you liked the kiss!"

"Oh, I'll tell you!" says Sam.

They kiss for one minute. No details there cuz nobody apparently describes kisses in these stories.

"That was terrible," says Sam.

"Ew," murmurs Freddie.

"I don't believe you guys are telling the truth!" says Seddieforthewin. Sam apparently can't cut this person off today even though she's always cutting people's speeches off on iCarly. "Carly, is there any way to make sure they're telling the truth?"

Carly decides to join this stranger against her best friends' interests. "Spencer, didn't you make a lie detector a while ago?"

"Oh yeah!" replies Spencer, "I always make random sculptures, but suddenly, I was able to make a lie detector with my average art sculpting skills! I wonder how? Probably just so that this story can have an easy but AWESOME way to enforce 'truths'!" He runs to get it, flying back in time for nothing to have happened.

Carly and Spencer put the lie detector on Freddie and Sam, apparently too weak to get out of it.

"So did you guys like the kiss?" Seddieforthewin asks.

"Now that I'm stuck in this lie detector, I guess I have to suddenly fall in love with Fredward, so I really liked the kiss," admits Sam.

"I liked it too," says Freddie. "I magically love you now, dear Sam, without any development of my love whatsoever."

"ME TOO!" says Sam. They rip out of the lie detector suddenly now, even though they couldn't before, and start making out.

"Undeveloped love for the win!" shouts Seddieforthewin.

Carly shuts off the video call as Sam and Freddie continue to make out.

"Does anyone have dares for me?" asks Gibby, "like daring me to take off my shirt?" putting his hands on his shirt to take it off.

"Gibby!" Carly and Spencer say disapprovingly.

Gibby stops because he obviously never takes his shirt off on his own without others' approval.

Sam and Freddie break apart.

"Okay," says Freddie, "taking a video call from StaceyDillsen."

"Hi Carly! Hi Sham! Hello Freddie! Gibby! Shpensher!" she says, quickly annoying everyone but Gibby. "I actshually do have a queshchun for you, Gibby!"

"Yes!" says Gibby.

"I wash a Creddie shipper, but then I realished that Sheddie ish happening, sho I'm now a Cibby shipper."

"Cibby?" asks Carly.

"Yesh, the pairing of you and Gibby, Carly!" says Stacey, "So Carly and Gibby, you have to tell the truth: Do you like each other? Would you date each other?"

"Gibby's nice, and a cool friend, but I wouldn't date him," states Carly.

"And I like Carly as a friend, but I have a girlfriend," answers Gibby.

"You guysh have to ushe the lie detector!" Stacey demands.

"Fine," says Carly as she and Gibby use the lie detector.

"Now that I'm in this thing, I must confess my undying love for you Gibby. I LUV YOU GIBBY, even though my best friend calls you a shirtless potato," says Carly.

"Forget about Tasha. I LUV YOU TOO CARLY! Are you gas? Cuz you just blew me away," babbles Gibby.

"AWW! That's so sweet!" cries Carly, rushing to kiss Gibby.

"Well, that ends this iCarly," says Sam, as Carly and Gibby are making out.

"And we are clear!" ends Freddie. He walks over to Sam, and they make out.

"Wait, what about me?" asks Spencer, "Oh well, I'm too boring and uncreative for anyone to want to ask about me. But whatever! I might as well be happy for my sister and her friends since they found TRU LUV today! I'm totally okay with my sister dating someone like Gibby! Wait, that can't be right...Gibby and my sister? WHAT...Oh hey look, a butterfly again!"

The end.


There you have it.

Sorry if it wasn't that funny. I tried to make it as funny as possible, staying accurate to some elements of these stories. Hope you enjoyed it. And sorry, I just HAD to use the butterfly bit again.

Let me know what you thought in a review! Also if you have any other plots for me to parody, preferably ones that haven't been parodied before, TELL ME! :D You can also tell me which of the chapters you like the best so far!

Thanks for reading :)